Disclaimer: I own Nintendo. Not. Rather, I wish I owned Nintendo. I do own America though. Sorry Mario.
AN: Yes, the description speaks no lies. Link will destroy all the puny Americans! I wrote this while listening to the tune itself, so if it's psychotic and extremely homicidal, blame Greenday. They rock. BTW, no offence intended towards Americans, Link just wants to kill something, preferably Mario. Please don't flame me just because of this, because it's nothing personal. Oh, and don't worry. You won't be killed if you stop loving Mario and start loving someone else. ON WITH THE SHOW!
LINK DESTROYS AMERICA
Link had finally snapped. Mario and his American slaves must DIE!!
Don't wanna be a American Idiot
Don't want a nation under the new mania
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Link ran with an arsenal full of huge guns and such to Nintendo of America, where he met the fake Italian himself. After an extended discussion full of swear words, Link pulled out a machine gun and blew Mario's head off while laughing maniacally.
Can you hear the sound of HYSTERIA?
The subliminal mind, BLEEP America
Link then climbed up and stood on top of the huge building laughing with an evilness unlike him. Pikachu and DK joined him, just for a laugh. The puny American ants ran screaming in all directions as Link, Pikachu, DK and all the other pissed off Ninty all-stars destroyed them with huge guns and special moves.
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the idiot nation
Where everything isn't meant to be OK
As Link destroyed one particularly fat American, he got so raged that he went all weird and put on his Fierce Deity mask, turning into the Fierce Deity and going wild all over the place. Pikachu did a most otherworldly laugh and shocked several Americans into submission. DK pounded all the Mario loving Americans into the grounds. Peach threw turnips and Toad. Zelda used much much magic. Bowser fried Americans and Yoshi ate them, quite frankly. All the Ninty stars were having a wonderful field day!
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
The Fierce Deity destroyed many many states that meant a lot to the USA. Then again, it didn't really matter seeing as how the USA was finished.
Well, maybe I am the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
When it seemed Link and Co. couldn't get any eviler, Bill Gates came and tried to stop them. The Ninty stars quickly overthrew the Master Chief and numerous tennis stars. Sony, of course, were powerless to resist. It looked like America was done for when...
Now everybody do the propaganda
And sing along to the AGE OF PARANOIA
SEGA decided to (try) to come to the rescue! Super Monkey Ball, Shining Force, Sonic and Co. and Billy Hatcher made their way to the current site of Link's destruction and attempted to restrain him, but he was too powerful. The last one to go down was Sonic himself, dashing around, but the Fierce Deity was smashing the ground with his fists, and he eventually made mince-meat of Sonic. Link laughed maniacally.
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the idiot nation
Where everything isn't meant to be OK
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
It was all over for America. Link took off his Fierce Deity mask and looked at the miles of wreckage around him. He simply laughed. A low barking laugh. He sought out Mario's carcass, and found it on the wreckage of NoA. It was bullet ridden and looked like it had been burned then chewed. Link spat on Mario as the others joined him.
Don't wanna be an American Idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
Calling out to IDIOT AMERICA
Zelda took his arm as she joined him and looked up at him. So did all the others. Link smiled widely.
"It's over!" he cried, then laughed again. He was joined by Bowser, DK, Pikachu, Kirby and Yoshi, and their mixed fear striking laughs rose into the air. If astronauts had looked down, they would of seen a the charred remains of America, and even though they were in space, they would of heard the cold laughs rising into the air as Link rejoiced their victory.
He was right. It was truly over for America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the idiot nation
Where everything isn't meant to be OK
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to follow
For that's enough to argue
Well? Is it twisted enough? Let me know! R&R, and if you like Ninty characters destroying things I will do another one!!!!! YAY!!!!! Oo O-O $$ Peace dudes.
