This is an attempt to Destress Izzy. She's had a REALLY bad weekend.
Disclaimer. Don't own anything, not even DarkCloud and SilverShot. Those two belong to Izzy I'm just taking them out for a test drive.
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"So DC did ya tell her we were back?"
"That's a negative." DarkCloud looked at the Twins in amusement. "I decided to surprise her."
"You do rember what happened the last time you surprised her?" SideSwipe ask as he eyed his companion. "Ok but I'm not going to be the one to explain to Doc Hatchet how your head got shoved up your exhaust."
"Are you two going to stand out here and talk?" Sunstreaker said impatiently. "Or are we going to go in and drink?"
"Lead the way Sunshine." DC said smoothly as Sideswipe tried to smother a chuckle.
"How many times to I have to tell you?" Sunstreaker growled as he shoved the two through the door. "DO NOT call me SUNSHINE!"
Once inside the trio looked around for a table. The place was busy but not as busy as it would be in a Joor or two. After a short revisit to the 'Don't call me Sunshine' argument the three settled at a table off to the side.
"BARWENCH!" DC roared when his optics landed on a familiar form. "Drinks! Now!"
The Femme slowly turned her head to glare at them, but couldn't keep the grin off her faceplate. Excusing herself from a table she made her way to the bar and collected three cubes. Tray in hand she crossed the floor to stand before them.
"Soooo." She drawled as she distributed the cubes. "Your back."
"Why yes I am." DC replied with a grin. "Didja miss me?" Without warning a hand slapped him across the back of the head.
"That's for being gone for 63 Orn without so much as a "Hey SilverShot we're leaving." And this." She growled as she smacked him again. "Is for calling me a Barwench."
"Owww Hey Sis come on. Aren't you happy to see me?" DC whined trying to ignore the snickers from his friends. "Quit hitting me."
"Oh you think this is bad? Just wait till my shifts over, I may just weld your head to your aft." She turned her attention back to her other customers pausing long enough to look over her shoulder. "Yes I missed you and yes I'm happy to see you, Slagger.
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Four cubes of High Grade later the three mechs were well on their way to over energized.
"You'll watch out for her if anything ever happens to me right?" DC said as he fiddled with his cube.
Sunstreaker and Sideswipe stared at him blankly for a moment as they processed the statement.
"Whadda ya mean?" Sideswipe ask as he polished off his cube.
"Just what I said you glitch."
"Pit no." Sunstreaker snorted. "The two most dangerous mechs on Cybertron will not be tied down to your spastic little sister."
"Oh for the love of Primus Sunny, I'm not asking you to Bond with her." DC shuddered a bit at the thought. "All I'm sayin is keep an optic on her; don't let her end up with some walking slagheap. Is that too much to ask of you, my friends?"
"Sure DC we can do that." Sideswipe nudged his twin. "Can't we Sunny?"
"Humph. If you say so."
"Thanks you guys." DC looked at the empty cubes that littered the table. "Time for another round?"
As Sunstreaker finished off his cube, DC picked up a random empty and began to slam it against the table.
"Shotzy another round for me and my friends."
This time when SilverShot arrived at their table her annoyance was written plainly on her faceplate.
"DC take it down a level or two." She said as she replaced their cubes. "If I have to resign another position because you three spawns of the pit get yourselves banned I'm going to catch you in recharge and make you useless to Femmes."
"Well well." Sunstreaker purred. "Looks like Shotzy's got a little spark in her after all."
With a malicious smile SilverShot leaned over the table in front of the yellow twin.
"You know Sunstreaker you call me Shotzy again and I'm going to..." She leaned closer till she was right next to his audio receptor. She finished her threat in a tone so low the other two couldn't make out what she said. Still smiling she straightened and looked him right in the optics. "Do I make myself clear?"
She didn't wait for his answer. Gathering up the empty cubes she turned and walked away.
"She threatened you with the power coupling thing." DC said with a smirk. "Didn't she."
"Mute it." The yellow mech growled as he downed his latest cube.
The trio lapsed in to a comfortable silence as DC watched his sister wait on a table full of mechs.
"Hey Sunny have I ever told you the best part of having a sister?" DC ask as he watched one of the mechs try to snake his arm around her waist.
"What could possibly be good about having a sister?"
DC was still watching when SilverShot tried unsuccessfully to dissuade the offending mech. He looked at the twins, a wicked grin spreading across his face.
"I get to do things like this." He picked up one of the cubes. "Hey Slagger!" He yelled. "Get your hands off my sister!" And with that he hurled the vessel across the room scoring a direct hit to the mech's faceplate.
The mech barely had time to process that he had been hit when DC jumped over the table and proceeded to beat him to scrap.
"I always knew there was a reason I liked him." Sunstreaker said as he looked at his twin.
"We're going to end up in the Brig aren't we Sunny?" Sideswipe ask in an amused tone.
"Who cares this is going to be fun."
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A/N. So there you have it my first venture in to the world of writing. If you liked it that's great, if you
didn't Oh well. I realize that this story probably sucks bad but hopefully it did its job and made my sister at least crack a smile, more that likely she's going to kill me for mangling her OC's like this. It's a fifty fifty shot.
