One day, Germany, Italy, Japan and America were all discussing a situation… how were they going to get money? Germany was quiet the whole time, there was obviously something he had to say, but didn't want to say it.

"Hey Germany, why haven't you talked yet man?" America asked.

"Well…umm…I really don't want to say it but-" Germany was cut off by rude America blurting out:

"C'mon just tell us already!"

"Okay, I know how we can earn money," Germany said very nervously. Germany, with a loud gulp he spoke and said "Dance Time I'm Awesome."

"Excuse me?" Italy asked drowned in confusion.

"It's my big brothers popular singing and dancing show for him und by him. If we make an appearance we can get enough money to get zat sing ve all vant." Germany exclaimed.

"Okay then, ret's sign up for the show." Japan murmured. They signed up for Dance Time I'm Awesome and were oddly introduced.

"HEY, HEY, HEY! IT'S DANCE TIME I'M AWESOME! ZE POPULAR SINGING SHOW FOR ME UND ALSO BY ME. TODAY WE HAVE ZE AXIS POWERS SINGING… princess happy pony time?" Prussia said baffled. The Axis Powers walked out on the stage and began to sing and dance.

"Oooooohh!
It's princess happy pony time, the time to sing and the time to rhyme.
Its princess happy pony time when we gather together underneath the beautiful weather.
Oooh!
Its princess happy pony time when everything is funny and we sing with the flyyyyiiiing miiiiint bunnyyyyyyyy!
Princess happy pony time yah!" Sang the Axis Powers. Britain sat in the crowd embarrassed and confused.

"How did they find out about flying mint bunny?" Britain pondered. The people in the crowd cheered and laughed with amusement. Then came America.

"Oooh, I am the hero and you are a zero. I am the hero todaaaaay.
I'm the hero, the hero anyway… I am so cool and I rock, I am really great just like a chicken in a flock. When you see me you'll be amazed, you'll be glad, that you gazed at my heroic heroness and all of my power and it's really obvious that British food is sour!" He sang.

"GET OFF THE STAGE YOU HAMBURGER EATING WANKER!" Britain shouted from the crowd. The show was over and they received there pay, but it wasn't enough… they decided to sing one last song to earn the rest of the money and end the show…

"Hey, Hey papa give me wine!
Hey, Hey mama!
Hey, hey mamma!
The Bolognese that I ate before, I cannot forget the taste!
Draw a circle that's the earth, draw a circle that's the earth, draw a circle that's the earth I'm Hetalia. Draw a circle that's the earth, draw a circle that's the earth, draw a circle that's the earth, I'm Hetalia! Ah, with the single swipe of a paintbrush, a wonderful world can be seen with our boots let's make a toast!
Hetalia!"

The characters finished there song, received the pay they needed and bought the thing they wanted… a bag of rocks. THE END.