Disclaimer: I do not own Diabolik Lovers

A/N: Just want to mention that Yui is a little sarcastic...in her thoughts. Living with these type of people probably would affect someone like this. But only in her thoughts, I don't think she would have the courage to say this to their faces lol.

Hinted Pairing for this drabble: Reiji/Yui


Escape Method 01-They actually have a Kitchen?!

Counting down the minutes in her head, Yui warily sat up and glanced around her room. The bright sunny day outside was an old welcome sight to Yui, whom had been forced to change her routine to accommodate the six monsters she had to live with.

She rubbed her eyes, which were bleary, and tried to resist the urge to go back to sleep. It was difficult after all, being awake all night and expected to sleep during the day. But unlike usual, where she followed their rules, she was going to go against them.

No more was she going to listen to the Sakamaki brothers. Today was the day she was going to escape.

She was tired of feeling useless when they drank from her. She wanted her old life back. She wanted to hang around with her old friends, spend days shopping with the nice weather, sleep at night and many other old activities she used to do without fearing for her life.

She wanted to see her father again.

She had been watching them, seeing if there was anything she could take advantage of to escape and now she had a whole list to try.

Tonight she was going with her first idea and that involved looking for an exit other then the front door. There was no way that all doors leading out had no door knobs, at least one of them should have a handle.

The best way to look for one is when she is sure the rest of the house is asleep AKA during the day. Now all she had to do was make sure she was quiet, avoid the servants and make sure she did not accidently cut herself.

It was around 9:00am; judging from the wall clock she had in her room. She slowly crawled out of bed, grabbing her usual casual clothes-which she hid underneath her bed so the vampires wouldn't be suspicious on why it wasn't in the drawers. She peeled off her nightgown and quickly changed before then slowly opening the bedside table draw and grabbed her precious rosary and the diary she had found when she arrived at the mansion.

Stuffing them into her pocket, she took a deep breath before heading to the door. She didn't bother packing her other belongings; it was too risky for that.

Opening her door, she peeked her head out and glanced around the hallway. It was empty, not a single person in sight. Although most would consider this good, it just made Yui raise her guard up.

They could pop up at anytime.

Carefully leaving the safety of her room (pfft who was she kidding? It was just as safe as standing in front of them), Yui shuffled out into the hallway and then closed the door as silently as she could. Pausing, she waited a few minutes before trying to keep the sound of her walking silent as she began heading in the direction of the staircase.

Luckily for her, she did not encounter any of the brothers or the servants. The house was quiet save for the sound of the birds chirping outside. The house looked eerily beautiful in the light, the setting not ruined by the presence of people.

Upon arriving at the staircase, she carefully bent down until she was sat down on the first step. She had learnt from observation that the stairs had a habit of sometimes creaking, due to old age, and so to counter act this, Yui was going to carefully slide down the stairs so as to not put pressure on the steps for too long.

It still hurt scraping herself on the carpet though.

It felt like eons before she reached the bottom of the staircase. The fear of being caught was present with her throughout the whole ordeal and she almost had a close encounter with the creakiest step but God was smiling down at her. She quickly took out her rosary and kissed it in thanks before putting it away and standing up.

She was in the front hall now. The front door was right there but she knew that door would not open for her, no matter what she did.

So she needed to find another exit.

Looking around at her options, she saw that most of the windows were either closed with locks-meaning they needed keys-while the rest of the windows were too high up. She didn't bother heading to the left where the sitting room was, that wouldn't help her.

So she headed to the left, again being cautious not to make a sound. It almost seemed too easy, as she had not seen a single person. Perhaps the servants also only slept during the day, but that would be kind of idiotic if someone broke in and tried to steal or kill from the Sakamaki's when nobody was around.

Yui inwardly snorted at that. No sane person would try and do that unless they wished for an early demise.

Eventually she arrived in the dining room where she could see some of Reiji's cutlery-the less important ones compared to the ones he kept in his room-inside a display case.

This was probably one of the reasons why Ayato called his elder brother "Tableware Otaku."

She then took note of the other door in the room. She had always seen Reiji use it when he was putting the food on the table, never allowing her or his brothers in there.

Which means that door was probably the kitchen...and if that was the case...

Yui quickly walked over to the door and grabbed the handle, pushing it down and entering the room. The smell of used food hung in the air, it was indeed the kitchen.

But Yui wasn't focusing on the kitchen; she was focusing the door on the opposite side of the room.

A door that led outside.

Hope swelled in Yui as she slowly made her way to it. She could leave out the backdoor and then hopefully get past the gates. A smile curled onto her face, which felt unfamiliar.

It had been a long time since she had something to smile about.

Eventually she arrived at the door and reached out to grab the handle. Upon grasping it, she turned it and hitched her breath when the door opened.

It was unlocked. It was unlocked! She was getting out!

As she pulled the door open, a hand suddenly shot out and slammed onto the door, causing it to shut. Yui froze in place as the same hand suddenly disappeared only to reappear with a pair of keys and lock the door.

She was then grasped by the shoulder and turned around.

'Tableware otaku, shit!' "Reiji," Yui whispered out though inwardly she was cursing.

"Might I be so bold as to say that you were attempting to...escape," the second eldest speculated, staring at her with cold red eyes.

"I-I..." Yui did not know what to say, she did not want to admit to the vampire that she was trying to escape.

It was pretty much obvious though.

"Hmm...well that won't do," he muttered before suddenly a malicious look crossed his face. Yui watched in fascinated horror as Reiji reached into his pocket and pulled out a syringe.

Quicker then she could expect, Reiji thrust his hand forward and pushed the syringe into her neck. Yui stumbled back into the door, her hand clutching her throbbing neck as she felt her vision distort.

A smirk curled onto his face as he stepped towards her and reached his hands out to wrap around her.

"For breaking the rules, I'll have to punish you," he whispered into her ear as he nibbled it.

Her last thoughts before she fell unconscious were along the lines of:

'No...Not the whip again!'


A/N: So this is a group of drabbles where Yui tries to escape but keeps getting caught. I'm hoping to make this series funny with some romance.

It's Yui/Everyone but based around the anime universe. I have no preference for whom Yui ends up with, the drabble depends on which brother would have the funniest way of stopping her. Feel free to suggest escape methods; if I like them I'll make sure to credit your method.

R&R

-A Little Carefree