Authors Note: No one has done it so I did it. This is from the hentai manga and Hanime called Naruto Nisemono but i left out some nasty parts like the Jiraiya/Tsunade smut which was supposed to happen before Shizune walk into the office. I dont feel comfortable yet writing something like that.....but of course i will add some nasty parts of my own too. I plan this to be a 2 chapter story....oh and this is my first time writing too. Im usually more of a reader but no one wrote it yet so i did. BTW, im surprised that no one wrote it yet, did i mentioned that?
Shizune carried a pile of paper while walking pass by the hokage tower scroll room remembering the incident where Konohamaru had locked himself up inside sulking away after the 3rd died. She sighs. It has been 3 years since she took the job as the hokage assistant. Even though it was alot more boring than travelling with Tsunade-sama, her pay was good. Tsunade has seen to it that she get paid the same as anbu. For a jounin to get more pay than anbu, they have to really work hard dooing missions and the only people she knew who receive more pay than an anbu is Kakashi and Gai. Sakura had let slip during one of her training session with Tsunade that Kakashi never taught team 7 anything beside tree climbing but had taught Sasuke to be as fast as lee and also the chidori which pierce Naruto's chest. Tsunade was pissed. After the lecture, Kakashi fell into his old obito grieving mode because of his failure with team 7 so he was always drowning in training and missions up to the point where he unlocked the mangekyou. She had heard Kakashi talking to Jiraiya-sama about it. For Gai, he obviously did not want to be outdone by his rival and his old team had all became jounin and chunins anyway so he had more time to catch up to his hip rival.
Shizune's thinking was interrupted when she saw a bundle of energy rushing down the stairs. It was Naruto. She smiled.
"Naruto-kun. Back already?" Shizune asked.
"It was only a c-rank datebayo! It wasn't even a challenge! If only it became an A-rank like that mission where Zabuza appeared, now that would have been awesome datebayo!!" Naruto replied, almost to the point of shouting.
"But you were alone on that c-rank, only powerful jounins go on solo missions. What if it really did became an A-rank or Akatsuki decide to ambush you? What is Tsunade-sama thinking sending you alone. Its not like her" Shizune said.
"Baachan and ero-sennin know I can handle it. If akatsuki ambush me, I will drag them back to konoha and give them to Ibiki datebayo!" Naruto shouted.
Shizune giggled. "You sure have grown strong Naruto-kun"
Naruto blushed while ruffling his own hair "HeHe…Oh! Baachan wants to see you! Bye! Im gonna go spend all my pay on Ramen until old man ichiraku has to close shop early! Databayo!!" Naruto ran pass Shizune.
He really has grown up, Shizune thought as she climb up the stairs to the hokage office.
Tsunade Office
"No way…..still a virgin? How old is he now Jiraiya? 15? 16? I thought you said you will take care of it. "
"Well, I did tried, belive me, but he wont sleep with any of them."
"Oh no, do you think he might be gay? That sasuke that our naruto is obsess with rescuing….
"No. Tsunade," Jiraiya interrupt. He is definitely straight but he thinks im just trying to corrupt him. It is important for ninja to know about this kind of things too but Naruto thinks that im just being the ero-sennin."
"I know what we can do!"
*whispers*whispers*whispers*whispers*
Shizune knock on the Hokage office's door.
"Come in" Tsunade said in a commanding tone but both her and Jiraiya were grinning away.
"I have the next batch of paperwork (tsunade eye twitched in annoyance) Tsunade-sama but Naruto said that you wanted to see me?" Shizune asked. She didn't like the way Tsunade and Jiraiya were grinning though. Dread filled her.
"WHAT! DEFLOWER HIM!!" Shizune shouted. Her face pulled into a totally shocked expression. The stack of paper she was carrying drop to the floor.
"Its not that we can just pay for some random woman to do it, I have tried. It's a waste of money too. The girls are even complaining to me about how unsatisfied they are with Naruto. They are saying stuff like him being gay and all…. Consider this a mission. If the girls I paid spread rumours and it reach Orochimaru ears, than Naruto is in trouble. Why….the last time I was in sound checking up on my spy network, I overheard his chat with Kabuto about how tired he is of Sasuke's ass hanging loose like wizard sleeve…
"Stop Jiraiya! We do not need to know what Orochimaru does with Sasuke" Tsunade shouted.
"Shizune. Are you paying attention. Whats with that face? Its only sex. This boy will be the next hokage. He will surpass me, the faster the better so that I can retired from all this paperwork. I want to be gambling for god sake, not doing paperwork 24/7" Tsunade said.
"I-i-iss t-t-that s-s-sso?" Shizune tried to say out but her words came out in stutters. She was starting to sound like that Hinata girl now, not believing that something like this situation could happen in front of her. It was what she believed something Jiraiya would write in one of those perverted orange books.
"You should be honored to receive this mission of deflowering out next hokage" Tsunade cut short her thinking.
Shizune finally snap. This was definitely reality. She had to do something.
"How can you say that Tsunade-sama! This is outrageous!" Shizune screamed.
Tsunade look down at her paperwork and Jiraiya starts whistling…..
"So they are in on this together, they planned this from the start." Shizune thought.
Tsunade had an epiphany. She quickly look up from her paperwork and pointed her fingers at the well dressed pig beside Shizune on the floor and using her best Hokage tone, she said
"If you refuse! I will eat that pig!"
"OIIINKKKK!!!"
Author's note: LOL dang. I sure had fun writing that. This is only the first chapter. I plan to make this 2 chapter long so the next will finish it. Chapter 2 will be where all the action lies too.
Reviews or not, I don't care but it would be fun to see what people has to say.
