Hi! These crazy conversations deliberately have very little (or no) indications, so let your imagination loose! Don't try to find any sort of common sens in them, just enjoy :)

Bold is Voldemort

Nothing is Snape

Underlined is Bellatrix

Part 1

Dark, dark times... Imperio. Come with me. You are mine. Follow me.

Yes, master. Yes, my lord.

Ha ha ha ha ha, myhhhhh lordhhh I am yours too...

There will be no texting during secret death eater meetings. Give. It. To. Me. Your hair is greasy.

Do something.

It is not my concern, I believe.

Don't you know a...

A?

Spell.

Why yes. But it is not my concern. Butterflies and snow. Me and Bellatrix. Things that will never go together.

Well said, my lord. I guess there still is some riddle left in you.

You dare...

I do.

Then die.

I won't.

Sing.

On the tick of a bomb?

If you must. Sometimes alone is not the answer. Who do you hate?

The...urg. Students. Their names are unspeakable.

Then fetch them and sing with them. Either that or I shall take your most prized possession.

Even though you do not know it?

I know everything. I am me.

I am me too.

Good for you.

Thank you, my lord.

You... you sneak. I believe I gave you an order. I am me. I have no mercy. Go. And add some theatrics to it. I want it entertaining.

THE END OF PART 1

Want to see Snapes singing? "The potter puppet pals In the mysterious ticking noise" On youtube!