Hi! These crazy conversations deliberately have very little (or no) indications, so let your imagination loose! Don't try to find any sort of common sens in them, just enjoy :)
Bold is Voldemort
Nothing is Snape
Underlined is Bellatrix
Part 1
Dark, dark times... Imperio. Come with me. You are mine. Follow me.
Yes, master. Yes, my lord.
Ha ha ha ha ha, myhhhhh lordhhh I am yours too...
There will be no texting during secret death eater meetings. Give. It. To. Me. Your hair is greasy.
Do something.
It is not my concern, I believe.
Don't you know a...
A?
Spell.
Why yes. But it is not my concern. Butterflies and snow. Me and Bellatrix. Things that will never go together.
Well said, my lord. I guess there still is some riddle left in you.
You dare...
I do.
Then die.
I won't.
Sing.
On the tick of a bomb?
If you must. Sometimes alone is not the answer. Who do you hate?
The...urg. Students. Their names are unspeakable.
Then fetch them and sing with them. Either that or I shall take your most prized possession.
Even though you do not know it?
I know everything. I am me.
I am me too.
Good for you.
Thank you, my lord.
You... you sneak. I believe I gave you an order. I am me. I have no mercy. Go. And add some theatrics to it. I want it entertaining.
THE END OF PART 1
Want to see Snapes singing? "The potter puppet pals In the mysterious ticking noise" On youtube!
