Author's Notes: Nothing much to tell you but please read and review this so-called play! ^_^ Plus this is a first sad attempt at humor as well depending on the plays Talia, ViolinGirl92, and me are doing we might do pairings. Warning: I lost it big time so beware for any upructures of insanity. Plus it might be a bit random as well!
Disclaimer:
I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh nor gain any profits from it.
The Nativity Play!!!! ACT ONE
(Some of these are based on Experience -_-;)
DaWiofFaith: "Fa la la la la la la la la la!"
ViolinGIrl92: *Holding the numerous amount of scripts* "I'VE GOT IT WHOA! *Falls down tripping over a rubber chicken*
DaWiofFaith: "I love you Mr. Bigglesworth" *Hugs the rubber chicken*
Talia: "Gee I hope there's enough for everyone" *Sarcastic*
DaiwofFaith: =D "This will be the best YU-GI-OH CHRISTMAS PLAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!"
Talia: "At least we're not doing the Presidential commercial Campaing again" *Shudders*
ViolinGirl92: *twitchy* X_o "I still ache from the thorns stuck in my rear end"
DaWiofFaith: ^O^ "I APPLAUSE FOR THE SLAGHTER OF MILDEW!!!!!!!!!!!"
Talia: ……
Violingirl:…
DaWiofFaith: ^_^
Talia: "Anyway, where are the cast?"
ViolinGirl92: *Opens a crammed huge box sent from airmail and pops up appears Yu-Gi-Oh characters who are all tied up everywhere in ropes and chains* "Uh… I think they are right here" *Pokes them with a stick* "^_^ Yep They're still alive."
Yugi: X_X "Can't ……breath"
Malik: O_O *Hallucinating from lack of air* "Daddy is that you?"
Talia: "DAMMIT HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU DAWIOFFAITH THAT YOU SHOULD GET THOSE FRICKIN BOXES WITH HOLES IF YOU WANT THEM TO BREATH!"
DaWiofFaith: "Oops did I do that?"
ViolinGirl92: "^_^This is gonna be a long night ladies and gentlemen."
*Later in the auditorium*
DaWiofFaith: "OK I brought all of you here cause I'm bored and I want to create various plays and you guys are to be participating in it OK? ALRIGHT THEN guys take your places!"
Cast: *Not Listening*
DaWiofFaith: "I said guys take your places!"
Cast: *Still not Listening*
ViolinGirl92: "Let me handle this *coughs* ahem…PEOPLE GET YOUR FUCKIN LAZY ASS RIGHT FUCKIN NOW THIS FUCKIN MINUTE YOU FUCKING BASTARDS AND FUCKIN BITCHES! OR ELSE I'LL BEAT YOU BLACK N BLUE THY ONION-EYED JADED POMPOUS WINDBAG CLOTPOLES!!!!!"
DaWiofFaith: O_O "Thou shall not speak for thy fear of being beaten up till black and blue."
Talia: "Amen."
ViolinGirl92: ^_^ "I, who is not without sin, shall not cast the first stone!"
Talia: "Wha?"
The Cast and the CharactersAngel 1= Ryou (He's soo angelic especially when he was the Change of Heart!)
Angel2= Tea
Virgin Mary= Mai
Jospeph= Joey (^_^ fits da name)
Baby Jesus= Yugi
King Herod= Yami (He was pharaoh so why not make him king?)
Wiseman1= Seto Kaiba
Wiseman2= Yami Malik
Wiseman3= Yami Bakura
Shepard1= Malik Istar
Shepardess2= Isis Istar
Shepard3= Tristan
Innkeeper= Serenity
The Drummer Boy= Mokuba
Donkey= Pegasus (Kinda fits doesn't it?)
(Everyone dressed up)
Yugi: "I'm this character? Why?
Tristan: ^_^ "Don't be so down Yugi, besides you fit this very well!"
Yugi: T_T "This character doesn't even say anything!"
Violingirl92: ^O^ "But you're just his size!"
Ryou: *Dressed up in a flowing white dress and big wings and a halo* "Why do I have to wear this?"
Joey: "HA HA HA! I always knew the girl role would fit you very well!
Ryou: *glares* "Hey at least I'm not having a kid with Mai!" *stops after Joey death glares at him*
Isis: "It's only a play! All we got to do is getting in character and we'll get this over with and go home."
Serenity: "We're going to be in here for a long time aren't we?"
Isis: "Based on using the powers of my millenium item……yeah"
Pegasus: "He-haw"
Seto: "Well at least he's got into character"
Malik: "I'm bored"
Tristan: "Hey I got a game to play and its much better than Guess my Facial Hair"
Tea: Ø_Ø "What?"
Tristan: ^_^ "Guess the color of my underwear!"
Tea: *sarcastic* "You're such a poet… I didn't even know it."
Mai: "How is Virgin Mary a virgin if she had a kid?"
DaWiofFaith: "Uh………Read the Bible!"
Yami: "Isn't this your religion? You should be the one knowing it and I certainly don't believe that there is just ONE GOD!"
Y. Bakura: "WHY IN THE NAME OF ANUBIS ARE WE EVEN DOIN THIS?… HECK THIS AIN'T IN YOUR RELIGION AS WELL YOU STUPID BUDDHI…"
DaWiofFaith: "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!!! *pounding him to bits with a tennis racket* DON'T MOCK ME YOU ASSHOLE, I WILL DO AS I PLEASE AND YOU SHALL NOT QUESTION MY AUTHORI-TAY AND HELL DON'T YOU DARE MOCK MY FAITH OR ELSE I'LL SEND YOU TO THE PITS OF HELL WITH ME!!!!!
Seto: "For once I'm concern for us people of Yu-Gi-Oh and here's this……do not step over the boundaries of the author or (dun dun dun!) terrible things will happen!"
Y. Malik: "Why didn't I get to say something?"
Mokuba: "Big brother did you hear something?"
Y. Malik: -_-;
Seto: "No"
(Mokuba holding up the heavy sign in the air) ACT ONE
Mokuba: "OKKKKK ACTION!
(Mai is dressed in those clothes that Virgin Mary wears reading a book in the middle of the stage and the angels appears hung from the ceiling, bright lights are aimed to Angel Ryou and Angel Tea… well maybe too bright, I can see why Angel Tea is wearing sunglasses ^_^)
Angel Ryou: @_@ "Shit I'm blind"
Angel Tea: *elbowing him and whispers* "Shut up and do your lines!"
Angel Ryou: *mumbles:at least you got sunglasses* "The story we are about to tell took place many hundreds of years ago, but it has been told and retold more than any other story in the world. Because of it, millions of people all over the world celebrate a huge festival every year. This is the story of Christ-mas!"
Angel Tea: "In a small town called Nazareth, a young girl sat alone in her room. Her name was Mary. Mary was betrothed and was to be married to a carpenter called Jospeh Bar Jacob. Mary was a very religious girl, and God was pleased with her."
Angel Ryou: "Is that why he wants her to bear his kid?"
Angel Tea: "Shut UP!" *Coughs* "So he sent her a message!" ^_^
(On cue Seto cuts the rope that hung Tea and Ryou, both of the angels falls to the ground)
Angel Ryou: X_X "Ouch"
Angel Tea: _ "My butt is sore."
(Angel Ryou gets up rubbing his butt and walks to Mary Mai who is reading)
Angel Ryou: "Boo!"
Mai: *Face is hidden by the book* ……………
Angel Ryou: "I said boo!"
Mai: ……*snore*
Angel Ryou: "I SAID BOOO!"
Mai: "Ahhh! *Wakes up and looks up* Oh look, its an angel" *sounds uninterested*
Angel Ryou: "Do not be afraid, Mary, for I have come to
tell you great news!"
Mai: "I'm not afraid"
Angel Ryou: "Oh………… well… you're supposed to be"
Mai: "Well I'm not"
Angel Tea: "Well, anyway, we've been sent to tell you that God is pleased with you and he has chosen you to be the mother of a very special child. You must call him Jesus. I've got to go and save the universe now! UP UP AND AWAY!"
(Tea runs to the side of the stage behind the curtains following her is Ryou still rubbing his sore butt)
Angel Ryou: "Save the universe?"
Angel Tea: *Shrugs* "^_^ Well, I thought it was good actually!"
Angel Ryou: "Let me guess…it was 'at the moment' *light effects please!*
(Joey comes in as Joseph and goes and stands beside Mai)
Joey: "I can't believe I'm doing this."
Mai: *sweatdrop* "Do I have to do this, why can't I be someone else?"
Talia: "YES YOU HAVE TO DO IT AND NO YOU CAN'T AND FOR GOD SAKES ITS JUST A PLAY!"
(Without arguing Mai sighs and stands up also so they are standing together looking at each other straight in the eyes with their hands held to each other like how a couple would look, ^_^ I think that's such a cute moment!)
Mai: "Joseph I have received great news."
(Mokuba comes back switching to an another neon sign) END OF ACT ONE!
MOVIE COMMERCIAL(So we can wait till act two comes in)
Malik: ^O^"Rob Schiedar was once The ANIMAL!"
(Yami (AS Rob Schiedar) acting like a an animal runs on both legs and arms and catches a frisbee with his mouth thrown by Tristan)
Malik: "He was once the HOT CHICK"
Yami *Dressing up in a tight revealing tank top girly dress with guacamole in his face and cucumbers are picked from his eyes* "Ahhhhh! *Pretending to faint from shock like in the real commercial of the Hot Chick*
Malik: "He was also once the CARROT IN MANHATTEN!"
(Yami in a carrot costume walking the street having people staring at him and later was being chased by rabid, radioactive nuclear fused overgrown rabbits)
Malik: "He was, in addition, the STAPLER!"
(Yami as a stapler being used by Seto, Bakura, and Peggy to staple papers and such)
Malik: "He was in as well the movie DE DERP A DEP A DER DER DEP A DEPA DURB E DUMB!"
(Yami does………well ………I don't know)
Malik: "AND NOW HE'S THE MIDGET!"
(Yami is replaced by Yugi since he's small)
Malik: "Rated PG-13 according to the law of Psychosis Lunacy, under paragraph 5. 35 under subsection integer nc17 on column 99.1HFS!"
Isis: *Looks through the book of the law of Psychosis Lunacy wearing glasses and a snotty-yet-official looking business suit* "HEY! They actually have it right here!"
Yugi: "-_-; I feel so discriminated"
Tea: "Don't' worry I still love you!" *Not realizing what she just said*
Yugi: "You love me?"
Tea: "Uhh…. I mean…uh ur um… I gotta go! *Runs out as quick as she can*
Yugi: "WAIT I LOVE YOU TOO!" *Runs to the direction that Tea ran*
DaWiofFaith: "Ok I won't do that romance stuff anymore ok? I'll just leave it in my other fanfics."
Yami: T_T "And please no more commercials."
DaWiofFaith: "Damn this is too boring, I'm trying not to knock myself to a wall again. TOOO LATE! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!" *Bashes head to the wall*
Talia: "Ya know anymore of that and you'll be losing your intelligence…or what's left of it."
ViolinGirl92: "You mean she had a brain?"
Talia: *Shrugs* "You should know. She's your sister."
DaWiofFaith: "SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE PLEASE REVIEW THIS THOUGH I EXPECT FOR THE PEOPLE TO FLAME! FLAME ME FLAME ME!!!!!!!!"
ViolinGirl92: O_O "Oh shit she lost it"
Talia: *sweatdrop* -_-; "I don't think she's herself anymore."
Extra Note: It would be really nice if you send any suggestions, or at least ask what plays you want them to act out. Like I said before there will be various pairings as well; depending on what pairings you want reviewers. Sooo please give some suggestions or other things you would want in this. We might do some plays like: Romeo and Juliet, Phantom of the Opera, Robin Hood, Fiddler on the Roof, etc… though it would be nice if you give us a name of a play for us to perform. Oh also another thing, If you really think some parts were bashings, I apologize or I didn't really mean it I mean all of them are my favorite…well not really but I like all of them and I don't really mean to bash Yami Bakura so I'm very sorry!
Example of Pairings We Might Do:
Joey/Mai
Yugi or Yami/ Tea
Seto/Tea
Serenity/Honda
Seto/Isis
Serenity/Seto
Others (You need to give us a pairing idea, we're desperate, -_-; Kasuki Takahashi should've add more girls to the series)
