disclaimer: HA. no. not really. i do not own naruto.
pairing: sasusaku, duh!

notes: haha. i do not even know. crack and sasusaku…what's better than THAT? hope i put a smile on your face and if i did - review! thanks! because remember if you don't review you make sasuke sad. D=


Marriage Proposals
author; visionary dreams



"Have my babies."

Sakura blinked.

"Nani? What, Sasuke-kun?"

Sasuke sighed.

"Have my babies."

"NANI?!"

`"Don't be difficult, Sakura."

"YOU SONOFABIT--"

"Cursing will not be tolerated in the presence of our clan-"

"CLAN?! What the-- I'm going to kill you, Sasuke!"

Sasuke stared at her.

"If you kill me than we will not be able to have--"

"Who says I'm having children with YOU?!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Millions of people," he says with a wave of his hand, "Anyway, I'd like this to be fast and quiet."

Sakura's mouth dropped, and she pulled at her pink hair. "That's it, that's it, you have gone fucking psycho! What has that snake pervert done to you?!"

Sasuke glared, "Shut up, Sakura. Tch. So annoying."

Sakura scowled, putting a hand on her hip, "If that's a way of saying 'I love you' you are SO failing."

Sasuke deadpanned, "I love you," he says flatly.

Sakura snorted, "Yeah, you so suck."

He rolled his eyes once more, pulling at her arm, "C'mon! We have to elope!"

"I'm not eloping with you!"

"Who says?"

"I said!"

"Your opinion does not matter."

"UGH. KILLING. YOU. NOW."

"No, you won't."

"Is that so?"

"I can defeat you easily."

"Are you calling me weak?!"

Sasuke gulped, wrong move, man, wrong move…

"…No…would I marry a weak girl?"

Nice save, idiot, nice save.

Sakura's face eased into a gentle smile, and she glomped him. "Aw, I love you, Sasuke!"

Sasuke twitched, mood swings, much?

"So, you'll have my babies?"

"NO!"

"Why?"

"You have to propose, Sasuke-kun."

"…Oh…Will you marry me and have my babies, Sakura?"

"…Sure."

"Great. Eloping now!"

"SASUKE!"