I do not claim to own any of the content in the Twilight saga, it belongs to Stephanie Meyer. I don't claim to own any of the content in Charlies Angels either.

I was watching Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, when this idea popped into my head. I suppose its only slightly semi-serious. I hope you enjoy it anyhow :)


"Charlie? Whats up" Bella said. Her father hardly ever called her, he just dropped in as he pleased. At that moment in time, Bella was stood in the kitchen of her cottage, wiping down the surfaces, the phone tucked in between her ear and shoulder.

"Hey Bells. I was wondering..." Charlie paused.

"Mm?" Bella dropped her dish cloth and held the phone in her hand, "Spit it out Dad" She laughed.

"I need you, Alice and Rosalie to come down to the station" Charlie explained gingerly.

"What? Now? Why?" Bella blurted. They hadn't done anything wrong, as far as she was aware. She'd understand if Charlie was asking just her to go; maybe he wanted her to visit him for a while. But her "sister's" too?

"I can't tell you right now, but its quite urgent. I'll explain everything when you get here" Charlie replied.

"Fine. We'll be there as soon as we can" Bella said. She hung up and put the phone down onto the side.

"Anything wrong?" Edward's voice drifted from the door. He came into the kitchen and wrapped his arms around Bella.

"Its Charlie. He wants me, Alice and Rosalie to come down to the station. He didn't say why, but it sounds urgent" She said. Edward frowned, Bella looked at him, "You haven't picked anything up in his thoughts recently, have you?" She queried.

"Nothing like this" Edward shook his head.

"Maybe Alice saw something coming" Bella suggested hopefully.

"I'll look after Nessie, you had better go" Edward said, kissing Bella's brunette hair.

Bella nodded and swiftly left the cottage. To cross the river that separated her house from the Cullen's, Bella had to jump over it. This was routine now, and Bella barely needed to think about her actions as she did it. She let herself in through the back door, knowing that Esme wouldn't mind. The clock was ticking, but apart from that everything was silent. Bella frowned and ventured further into the house.

"Hello?" She called. They'd all hear her, if they were in.

"Bella" A warm voice floated from the top of the stairs. Esme appeared, descending quickly to greet her.

"Are Alice and Rosalie in?" Bella asked.

"Their upstairs" Esme replied, she looked at Bella's face, "Whats wrong?".

"Its nothing, I just need them to come somewhere with me" Bella said. She sat herself down on one of the sofas.

A moment later, and Alice and Rosalie had arrived. They both came down the stairs so gracefully - Alice espeacially - that Bella felt a pang of small jealousy. She was as graceful as a vampire could be, but her balance problems from her human days still stayed with her. She found herself stumbling slightly sometimes. Alice brightened up the room with her sparkling smile.

"Hey Bella" She said, sitting down on the rug, cross legged.

"Charlie needs us three. He didn't say why" Bella explained straight away.

Alice nodded, "I saw that he'd need us sometimes this week. But his reasons kept changing, I can't be sure" She replied.

"You had better go" Esme said.

All three of them left the house and climbed into Rosalie's glossy red convertible. They drove fast to the station. Charlie was the only one inside, and he welcomed them immediately to his office. It was quite small inside, dim with only one hanging light bulb and a tiny window. The desk was cluttered with files and empty coffee cups. Charlie said down in an over stuffed itchy looking swivel chair, and the girls saw down on hard plastic chairs in front of him.

"I've had an idea, and I was hoping you could help me" Charlie started, "Sometimes we have to deal with serious, dangerous excitements" He said.

"Dad, this is Forks. When have you ever even shot a bullet on the job?" Bella reminded him.

"I'm not just talking about this station, Bells. I'm talking about the whole FBI" Charlie began to explain, "What we need is undercover agents with amazing skills. People who can un-ravel mysteries and codes, and kick some serious butt" Charlie grinned.

"You mean us?" Bella gasped.

"Why not? You're vampires, its not as if it'll ever be dangerous for you" Charlie reminded her.

"It'll be too easy; one flick, and the bad guys are dead" Rosalie said, smiling quite sinisterly.

"You can't allow them to die, at least not all the time" Charlie told her, "This means you're going to have to fight like humans, making sure you don't do too much harm. You might have to let the bad guys win sometimes, just so that nobody gets suspicious".

"You mean we're playing this like humans?" Alice asked.

"Precisely" Charlie looked at each of them for their next reaction.

"Of course we'll help you, Dad. Right?" Bella said, looking at her sisters.

"It'll be fun!" Alice exclaimed brightly. Rosalie just nodded, but she didn't look put out.

"I'd feel better if you had somebody else on your side though" Charlie continued, "Now, don't take this the wrong way, but I'd rather he was male too".

"Emmett" Rosalie offered instantly.

"What about Jacob? He'd love to get in on the action. The pack would probably help a little too" Bella suggested instead.

"I am not working with a bunch of mutts!" Rosalie snapped.

"Hm... actually, Jake isn't a bad idea" Charlie mused, flipping through some of the papers on his desk.

Rosalie scowled and folded her arms, whilst Bella looked radiant. Charlie eventually managed to find his phone book, and he briskly dialled Billy Black's home number. They spent quite a lot of time on the phone, and when he put it done, Charlie looked just as jubilant as his daughter.

"Billy said he doesn't mind, and Jacob agrees to help" He announced.

"Who can we tell?" Bella asked, her voice low and serious now. She had grasped that this was a very secretive job from the way Charlie had told them.

"Well, the guys have a right to know I guess. And Esme and Carlisle, they never keep anything from you, after all" Charlie said.

"Great" Bella beamed, "Just call us whenever you need us" She stood up, and the other two followed suit.

They said their goodbyes and left the office. When they got back to the car, Rosalie let the roof drop back with a whir. She smiled subtly, Bella and Alice grinning back.


Review! :)