The Dare Show
Sharon- Hello.
Toby- Greeting
Sharon- Welcome to the Dare Show.
Toby- The only person gives us a dare.
Sharon- But no matter how they are.
Toby- And we just do it…we sure do.
Sharon- Okay, I'm Sharon and this is my brother Toby.
Toby- Yo!
Sharon- Okay, let's take our first dare, Seattle, Montana, you're on the dare show.
Girl Caller- Hi Sharon, I dare you to shave Toby's hair on his back and stuff it in your shirt.
Sharon- I don't think so, I'm not gonna shave Toby's hair on his back and stuff it in my shirt.
Toby- Yea, I haven't even shower this morning.
Girl Caller- But I dare you.
Sharon- Sure you do, but it not gonna work.
Girl Caller- Wimpy!
Sharon- What did you call me?
Girl Caller- Wimpy, Wimpy, Wimpy!
Sharon- I'm ignoring you.
Girl Caller- Wimpy!
Sharon- Fine, I'll do it!
(Sharon grabs an electric razor and pull Toby's shirt off, then she started to shave Toby's hair back and she put all hairs in her shirt.)
Sharon- Aw man, I cannot believe I just did that and your hairs even smell worst.
Toby- I know.
Sharon- Okay, next caller.
Toby- Miami, Virginia, go for the dare show.
Boy Caller- Okay, I dare Toby to stuff flour on his whole body.
Toby- No way, I'm gonna look like the ghost and everybody will afraid of me.
Boy Caller- Loser!
Toby- What?
Boy Caller- Loser. LOOOSSSEEERRR!
Toby- Nice try dude, but it not gonna work to me.
Boy Caller- Loser!
Toby- Sharon, give me a pack of flour!
(Sharon grabs a pack of flour and gives it to Toby, then Toby toss it up the ceiling and it fall to Toby and the flour cover on him.)
Toby- Great, I cannot believe I just didn't that!
Sharon- You looks like a ghost.
Toby- I know! Next caller.
Sharon- Chicago, Utah, go for the dare show.
Boy #2 Caller- I dare Sharon to puts some toothpaste on her face.
Sharon- In your dream caller, but I'm not gonna do that.
Boy #2 Caller- Dork!
Sharon- Say what?
Boy #2 Caller (Acting like Sharon) - Oh dear, I'm Sharon, I'm a dork because I don't want to that dare.
Sharon- Okay, I'll do it!
(Sharon grabs all the toothpaste and squeezes it on her face.)
Sharon- I cannot believe I just did that!
Toby- The toothpaste will be stuck in your face forever.
Sharon- I know! Next caller from San Diego, Colorado, you're on the dare show.
(Toby and Sharon's mother approach down to the basement.)
Mom- Kids, have you two see my green sweater?
(Their mom saw Sharon stuff her toothpaste on her face and she saw Toby got flour on his body.)
Mom- What is going on in here?
Sharon/Toby- Nothing.
Mom- You two doing the dare show again?
Sharon/Toby- No.
Mom- Kids, how many times I tell you, you're not allowed to do…
Boy Caller #3- I dare your mom to drink a gallon of sour milk.
Mom- What? I'm not gonna drink a gallon of sour milk, it smell horrible and way sour.
Sharon- Yea, she's our mother.
Toby- A nice mother.
Boy Caller #3- Yea right, she's a chicken.
Mom- What did you call me?
Boy Caller #3- Chicken
(He clucked like a chicken and flaps his arm.)
Mom- Just watch me!
(Their mother got the gallon of sour milk and she drank it all up.)
Mom- I cannot believe I am doing this.
Sharon- I know.
Toby- So nasty.
Sharon- Okay, we're done, check out next time on…
Sharon & Toby- The Dare Show.
(Their mom kept drinking an gallon sour milk.)
