The Dare Show

Sharon- Hello.

Toby- Greeting

Sharon- Welcome to the Dare Show.

Toby- The only person gives us a dare.

Sharon- But no matter how they are.

Toby- And we just do it…we sure do.

Sharon- Okay, I'm Sharon and this is my brother Toby.

Toby- Yo!

Sharon- Okay, let's take our first dare, Seattle, Montana, you're on the dare show.

Girl Caller- Hi Sharon, I dare you to shave Toby's hair on his back and stuff it in your shirt.

Sharon- I don't think so, I'm not gonna shave Toby's hair on his back and stuff it in my shirt.

Toby- Yea, I haven't even shower this morning.

Girl Caller- But I dare you.

Sharon- Sure you do, but it not gonna work.

Girl Caller- Wimpy!

Sharon- What did you call me?

Girl Caller- Wimpy, Wimpy, Wimpy!

Sharon- I'm ignoring you.

Girl Caller- Wimpy!

Sharon- Fine, I'll do it!

(Sharon grabs an electric razor and pull Toby's shirt off, then she started to shave Toby's hair back and she put all hairs in her shirt.)

Sharon- Aw man, I cannot believe I just did that and your hairs even smell worst.

Toby- I know.

Sharon- Okay, next caller.

Toby- Miami, Virginia, go for the dare show.

Boy Caller- Okay, I dare Toby to stuff flour on his whole body.

Toby- No way, I'm gonna look like the ghost and everybody will afraid of me.

Boy Caller- Loser!

Toby- What?

Boy Caller- Loser. LOOOSSSEEERRR!

Toby- Nice try dude, but it not gonna work to me.

Boy Caller- Loser!

Toby- Sharon, give me a pack of flour!

(Sharon grabs a pack of flour and gives it to Toby, then Toby toss it up the ceiling and it fall to Toby and the flour cover on him.)

Toby- Great, I cannot believe I just didn't that!

Sharon- You looks like a ghost.

Toby- I know! Next caller.

Sharon- Chicago, Utah, go for the dare show.

Boy #2 Caller- I dare Sharon to puts some toothpaste on her face.

Sharon- In your dream caller, but I'm not gonna do that.

Boy #2 Caller- Dork!

Sharon- Say what?

Boy #2 Caller (Acting like Sharon) - Oh dear, I'm Sharon, I'm a dork because I don't want to that dare.

Sharon- Okay, I'll do it!

(Sharon grabs all the toothpaste and squeezes it on her face.)

Sharon- I cannot believe I just did that!

Toby- The toothpaste will be stuck in your face forever.

Sharon- I know! Next caller from San Diego, Colorado, you're on the dare show.

(Toby and Sharon's mother approach down to the basement.)

Mom- Kids, have you two see my green sweater?

(Their mom saw Sharon stuff her toothpaste on her face and she saw Toby got flour on his body.)

Mom- What is going on in here?

Sharon/Toby- Nothing.

Mom- You two doing the dare show again?

Sharon/Toby- No.

Mom- Kids, how many times I tell you, you're not allowed to do…

Boy Caller #3- I dare your mom to drink a gallon of sour milk.

Mom- What? I'm not gonna drink a gallon of sour milk, it smell horrible and way sour.

Sharon- Yea, she's our mother.

Toby- A nice mother.

Boy Caller #3- Yea right, she's a chicken.

Mom- What did you call me?

Boy Caller #3- Chicken

(He clucked like a chicken and flaps his arm.)

Mom- Just watch me!

(Their mother got the gallon of sour milk and she drank it all up.)

Mom- I cannot believe I am doing this.

Sharon- I know.

Toby- So nasty.

Sharon- Okay, we're done, check out next time on…

Sharon & Toby- The Dare Show.

(Their mom kept drinking an gallon sour milk.)