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Doomed Strawberry (DS): hi!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to..Redwall game show! I'm your host, Doomed Strawberry!
Audience: (some claps are heard)
DS: What? You don't like me?
Audience: (cricket is heard)
DS: (decides to ignore the audience) (whispers "I need a beer" to intern) Well, anyway, today's contestants are...Matthias!
Matthias (Mat): (walks onto stage)
Audience: (claps really hard)
Intern: (brings DS a beer)
DS: (whispers to intern "thanks") and.... Mattimeo!
Mattimeo (Meo): (walks onto stage)
Audience: (claps very loud, whistles are heard)
DS: (glares at audience) Welcome, Mat and Meo! Now, would you to please step over here. (points to buzzer thing)
Meo and Mat walk over to the buzzer thing.
DS: (drinks beer) First question is: Who killed Cluney?
Meo: (hits buzzer) Mat!
Mat: I did not!
Meo: Did too , idiot!
Mat: Did not!
Meo: did too!
(Cornflower rushes on stage)
Cornflower: I swear, both of ya! Mat, don't ya remember, Summer of Laterose? U found the sword and killed Cluney? And Meo!
Meo: (tries to run away) (gets caught)
Cornflower: Who do u think u are?
Meo: (whispers) Mum, don't do this in front of Tess.
Cornflower: Do u think I give a care whether she's watchin' or not? (slaps Meo in face) How dare u argue with you father like that? On Tv?
DS: (clears throat) Cornflower, I demand you get off this stage at once.
Cornflower: Oh, DS, I'll get you for this! (security guards drag her away) This won't be the last time! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha- (gets thrown in vehicle)
DS: Well that was unexpected. Anyway, Meo, you are correct and you win one point.
Score
Matthias: 0
Meo: 1
DS: Next question. The first abbess was-
Mat: Song!
DS: Nope, sorry. Meo?
Meo: Wots-her-name.the tall one? No, wait Germaine?(a/n I really don't care how you spell that)
DS: (kind of drunk) Yeah.right.(looks at cards) Meo.
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Doomed Strawberry (DS): hi!!!!!!!!!! Welcome to..Redwall game show! I'm your host, Doomed Strawberry!
Audience: (some claps are heard)
DS: What? You don't like me?
Audience: (cricket is heard)
DS: (decides to ignore the audience) (whispers "I need a beer" to intern) Well, anyway, today's contestants are...Matthias!
Matthias (Mat): (walks onto stage)
Audience: (claps really hard)
Intern: (brings DS a beer)
DS: (whispers to intern "thanks") and.... Mattimeo!
Mattimeo (Meo): (walks onto stage)
Audience: (claps very loud, whistles are heard)
DS: (glares at audience) Welcome, Mat and Meo! Now, would you to please step over here. (points to buzzer thing)
Meo and Mat walk over to the buzzer thing.
DS: (drinks beer) First question is: Who killed Cluney?
Meo: (hits buzzer) Mat!
Mat: I did not!
Meo: Did too , idiot!
Mat: Did not!
Meo: did too!
(Cornflower rushes on stage)
Cornflower: I swear, both of ya! Mat, don't ya remember, Summer of Laterose? U found the sword and killed Cluney? And Meo!
Meo: (tries to run away) (gets caught)
Cornflower: Who do u think u are?
Meo: (whispers) Mum, don't do this in front of Tess.
Cornflower: Do u think I give a care whether she's watchin' or not? (slaps Meo in face) How dare u argue with you father like that? On Tv?
DS: (clears throat) Cornflower, I demand you get off this stage at once.
Cornflower: Oh, DS, I'll get you for this! (security guards drag her away) This won't be the last time! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha- (gets thrown in vehicle)
DS: Well that was unexpected. Anyway, Meo, you are correct and you win one point.
Score
Matthias: 0
Meo: 1
DS: Next question. The first abbess was-
Mat: Song!
DS: Nope, sorry. Meo?
Meo: Wots-her-name.the tall one? No, wait Germaine?(a/n I really don't care how you spell that)
DS: (kind of drunk) Yeah.right.(looks at cards) Meo.
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