The Waffle House Challenge;
Or, the Result of Procrastination, Too Much Diet Coke, and Taking a Slash-Loving Friend to Said Eating Establishment
Part One: The Rules
This is a challenge that was issued to me by xixie one night while we were wasting time at the Waffle House, avoiding the tedious task of writing essays which were already painfully overdue. Well, actually, xixie was writing an essay about The Faerie Queene and I was eating a really, really late dinner. Yeah, I'm a slacker like that. Anyway, this first chapter just sets up the rules xixie laid down for me; if you find that kind of thing boring, feel free to move on the next chapter. That's where the real fun begins. :o)
The plot: for their Muggle Studies end-of-term exam, the students must navigate in the Muggle world in pairs of two for the entire day, completing a scavenger hunt of sorts. Included on the list of items the teams are searching for are:A. A vegetable from a Muggle eating establishment
B. Something from the GAP (because Muggles love it)
C. A Hawaiian shirt
D. A Muggle self-help book
This will be a Percy/Oliver slash story; as a result, they must kiss. Percy has to get upset about a mud puddle. Oliver must lose a game of croquet to Percy. Someone must say, "My, you look nice today. Either that, or someone spiked my shanti." And finally, someone must make a reference to Elizabeth II being a witch and Charles being a squib.