You know, with all the stuff that's happened to me, you'd think this had been a stressful day. Actually, forget that. You would think this day had been a pain in the ass! But it wasn't. As a matter of fact, it couldn't have been better. Okay, let me start from the beginning. I had found Barney passed out on the floor in the hallway with his arm wrapped around a fire extinguisher and one of his legs propped up on a small tree. I shook him, said there was a gas leak, that the building was on fire, that his shoes didn't match his belt (can't believe that didn't work), and still nothing. He didn't wake up! When Marshall and Lily got there, we put him to bed. Everybody was worried, of course. I wasn't. Long story short, Ted and Marshall went out to find the ingredients to make Barney's super-duper-awesome "Stinson's hangover fixer elixir" or whatever the hell he hell he called it, while Lily and I stayed behind to see if we could wake him up just long enough to find out what ingredient we didn't know about.

So, where am I going with this? Why is this not stressful? Well, it lead to something good in the end, but I'll get to that. Again, we tried a lot of stuff to get him to wake up: threw him down the stairs, practically drowned him in ice water, showed him scary videos of bears, threatened his tie (Again, surprised that one didn't work), but he never woke up.

And that's when Lily said it...

"You know, there's one thing we haven't tried." She said. "Making out with each other."

"You really think that'll wake him up?" I asked.

"Wake who up?"

I didn't really get the chance to respond to that, but over the next hour or so, it sort of stuck in my head. Not because I thought it would work, but as we kept trying to wake the slob up, my mind drifted to better places. Like when me and Lily first met and she recognized me from TV, or when she asked me to be her maid of honor, or when her breasts got bigger from her pregnancy, or when she got drunk and suggested we make out, when I found out I was the subject of lesbian sex dreams, or the time she complimented my ass, or those times we kissed. Yeah, a weird thing to be thinking about in this situation. I don't know, maybe I was just pissed, but I really started to consider making out with her.

I had always thought Lily was gorgeous. Who wouldn't? That long, red hair, those beautiful eyes, her amazing body. It was all too perfect. And, of course, her little crush on me was very cute. So, why hadn't I seriously considered it up until now? Well, she's married. And the jump from "best friends" to "we had/have sex" isn't an easy one. But, in that hour of Lily-thoughts and checking this redhead out, I decided... Fuck it! My fiancé is practically dead and isn't going to wake up any time soon, a gorgeous woman wants to make out with me... why not reciprocate?

"He's not waking up! I'm out of ideas! We've tried everything!" she groaned.

"Not everything," I sighed, prepping myself for what was coming next. I looked her square in the eyes and just said it. "Lily Aldrin, let's make out."

She instantly gasped. "Are you sure?!" she is so cute.

"Yeah, baby. I'm sure." That's it. Just tried to play it as smooth as I could, growing more and more confident as I took a few steps toward her and she started fanning herself.

"Um... okay, well... you know what? I mean, it... probably won't even work. It's stupid. I'm stupid."

I could tell she was bluffing. She wanted me as much as I wanted her. "Shhh... you're beautiful." I said, running my fingers through that beautiful hair.

Finally, she gave in and we both leaned in for a kiss. And what a kiss it was. It started out very simple, just testing the waters to see how it felt. But, god, he lips felt so good. We both just became lost in the moment. Our tongues danced in each other's mouths, her arms tightened around my waist and began massaging my back. My hands kept pulling her face closer to mine, running my fingers through her hair. I had never kissed anyone with this much passion before.

I never wanted to pull away. When I started to feel the need for air, I kept thinking 'No, just a little longer.' I would gladly have suffocated myself against her lips if it meant that I could die kissing her, but if I did that, it would have meant never kissing her again, so we pulled apart, breathing heavily and foreheads pressed against one another.

"I've wanted to do that practically since the moment I met you." She said through heavy breaths.

"Was it as good as you always thought it would be?" I said in a teasing voice.

"God, yes." She jumped at the chance to kiss me again, this time trying to take off my sweatshirt, but I wasn't quite ready to go there just yet.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait" I said very quickly. I moved away from her, prompting a very panicked expression from Lily.

"What? Did I go too fast?"

"No! I mean, yes! I mean... hold on." I grabbed Barney's feet and dragged him into the bathroom, locking him in. Didn't want him spoiling this for me.

Lily got where I was going with this. She immediately pulled off her own sweatshirt, showing off just enough skin to titillate me, but also keeping in mind that I like the undressing part of sex. I did her one better. I stood in front of her, giving her my sexiest smile while I slowly took off all my clothes. My shirt, my jeans, my panties... everything slid off nice and slow, my eyes never leaving Lily's as they raked over my body, mouth gaping. She must be so wet right now. When I walk over to her, she's practically shaking. God, she's so cute. She smiles like a little girl as I play with a few strands of her hair, running a finger along her face to her lips.

I climbed onto her lap, laying her down on the bed and running my hands over her breasts until she started to moan. At that moment, I silenced her with another loving kiss. As our tongues once again massaged one another, I continued to run my hands over her body, feeling every soft inch of her. Why had I waited so long? Lily was still unable to move at all without my direction. We kissed for what felt like 30 seconds (actually two straight minutes) before she surprised me. She flipped us over, somehow managing to get my head up against the headboard. As much as I liked to be the dominant one, I didn't complain. The fiery look in her eyes as she spread my legs and ran her hands over the skin around my pussy was too much to resist. She gave me chills like nobody else.

And then she kissed my stomach, making her way lower, and lower, and then up again to my stomach. She was teasing me. She would keep going lower and kissing the areas around my pussy, driving me crazy. I wanted her tongue inside me so bad. I wanted to make her do it, but the feeling of her mouth against my body left powerless against her.

And then she stopped, sitting up and taking off her shirt to reveal a lace black bra that pushed up her already perfect breasts. I didn't have time to admire it, though, as he quickly got rid of it to allow me to fully appreciate her chest. I remember staring at her cleavage when she was pregnant and wanting so badly to put my face in her breasts. I had no idea how beautiful they were.

And then there's the expression on her face. She knew she was in charge now. All I could do was beg her for release as she played with her tits in front of me. She knew what she was doing when she rubbed her hand all over my pussy, and then up to my breasts. Her mouth kissing my stomach, moving slowly upward to suck my nipples. God, she was so good. She had to have done this before. Her mouth on my lips felt so amazing, I almost came right there.

And I probably would have if she hadn't stopped to straddle my waist and kiss me once more, pinning my wrists against the bed. If anyone had come into that room carrying funyuns and soda, I would have killed them. She stopped kissing me and moved down to my breasts again. I closed my eyes as I felt her nipples and mouth against my skin, kissing and rubbing against me moving from my breasts to my mouth, my stomach and all over, teasing me with every movement, giving me just enough to make me want her more.

"That's for making me wait so long." She said, looking deep into my eyes.

Her kissing moved to my neck, and she moved down yet again. While she did stop to tease my nipples once again, something about her movements told me this was it.

"This is for finally giving me what I want."

She moved down further and further, and further until her head was between my legs, kissing my thighs. And, before I knew it, her tongue was inside me, in and out, up and down, sending tsunamis of pleasure through me. I could no longer contain my moans of pleasure as Lily devoured me. There was no teasing me anymore. She had had enough teasing and had her tongue buried in my sex. She just kept licking me faster and deeper and my breath kept getting faster and faster against my G-spot for what felt like an eternity before adding a finger to thrust into my while she licked. And that's when it really got good. She started slow, but then quickly kept thrusting the finger in faster and faster. Before I knew it, she stuck another finger inside me, and then a third. Oh, god I was on cloud 9 right then. I was gasping for breath as Lily fingered me.

"Oh, God, Lily! Lily!" I shouted, "Don't stop! Fucking shit, don't stop!"

"Never." Was her response.

"Oh, God! Oh, fuuuuuck, Lily! Lilyyyyyyy. OHHH, JESUS! OH, FUCKING SHIT! " was all I could say as she continued to fuck me, as she brought about the greatest orgasm I'd had in years. Holy shit, I was in heaven. And it wasn't more than a second before I was sitting up and kissing her. I love her lips so much, but not enough to stay away from her breasts. I quickly moved down to them and began sucking them, devouring them, and Lily was loving every second of it as her back arches and she grabbed tightly onto the end of the bed. With all my sucking and fondling, I showed her how much I loved her breasts, giving them the same passion I had given her lips.

Speaking of lips, I needed to get those pants off if I was ever going to return the favor to her.

"Lily," I said while pulling them off "Don't ever let me turn you down again. If you ever want me, you can have me."

"I'll keep that in mind." She smiled devilishly as I pulled off her panties.

With the force of my lips shoving up against hers once again, I'm shocked we weren't pushed off the bed. It wouldn't have mattered anyway. We could have fallen off a cliff; we'd still be kissing the whole way down. I'd still have sucked on her neck and worshipped her breasts just like I was on that bed.

She wasn't quite done being "Dominant Lily," though. She pushed me back to my old spot and walked right over to sit on my face. I was so glad there was no more teasing. I just started tasting her right then and there, with her riding my face the whole time and leaning back to finger me a little more. I take it back. If someone had come in right then, I wouldn't have killed them. I wouldn't have noticed. At that moment, there was nothing else in the world besides me and Lily. Just my tongue in Lily and her fingers in me, making each other cum over and over again. We screamed each other's names until it was done and then we momentarily separated, each trying to think of a new position.

"Lily, start grinding me. Nothing is off limits." I practically begged her.

Unfortunately, just as she moved toward me, there was a loud bang at the door. Like someone expecting to just open it and instead finding it locked. Funny, I didn't remember locking it, but thank god. Me and Lily both scrambled to pick up our clothes, just shoving our underwear under the bed while we head Ted going "Ow! What the hell!?" on the other side of the door. Poor guy probably hit his head. He waited a few seconds for us to let him in, just enough for us to get our shirts and pants on.

"Come on, girls! You in there? We got all of the ingredients!" Marshall yelled.

"Yep, just a second!" I yelled back through my shirt as is slid over my head.

We both silently looked at each other to check if we looked okay enough to open that door. Did we even want to open the door? I'm sure if we didn't, we'd get a few extra minutes. But, no. We had to. And Lily knew it as she sadly moved toward the door.

But, before she did, I grabbed her arm and pulled her in for one last kiss. I couldn't just let her open it. I was going to milk these moments for all they were worth. The last kiss was brief, but amazing nonetheless. And, as we pulled away, our eyes took forever to leave each other as Lily turned around and opened the door.