The Dead Men were drunk. Again. But this time they were even more drunk as they were celebrating, in a way. It was the first time they had gotten the chance to properly relax since Valkyrie turned eighteen so Erskine, Ghastly, Saracen, Anton and Dexter had taken her into Dublin to have a night on the town, well more like a night in the pubs. They had been to three pubs already and this was the forth. Valkyrie had puked twice but she was still pouring down the drink.
"Y'know...y'know Anton. ANTON! LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW!" Erskine snapped.
"Yeah Erskine?" Anton asked drousily.
"Y'know Anton you're very, you're very pretty."
"Ah no no. Well I don't like to brag but..."
"AAARRRRGHGHGHG!" Valkyrie yelled in pure terror.
"What! What is it?!" Dexter asked.
" Excuse me?" the pub owner said "but I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"Oh hi honey," Saracen said, "Wadaya say we take this to the bedroom?"
Then he started to shake his eyebrows in an attempt to look seductive but succedded only to look like he had two catterpillars doing the Mexican wave on his forhead.
"What the-?"
.Saracen had started to twerk.
"Lemme ask you a question Mr Bald Man, and be honest...do I make you horny baby? Do i make you randy?eh? eh? answer me please!" then for some reason he started to cry.
"Umm is he gonna be okay?"
"No! you've upset him, there, there it's okay Saracen you're gonna be just fine," Erskine said, they all got up and left, each of them giving the bar owner a glare. Except for Ghastly, who hugged him.
Once they were outside Valkyrie started screaming again.
"Valkyrie,whats wrong?!" Anton yelled.
"There's something on Saracens face!"
"Ahh! Where? Where?" Saracen asked.
"It's a monster," Ghastly stated wisely .
"Kill it! kill it!" Dexter said.
"Yeah, kill it!" Saracen agreed.
"How are we going to kill it?" Erskine asked
"I have a gun " Dexter said
"Yes! Shoot it!"
At this point they still hadn't reliased that the "monster" was Saracen's stubble.
`"Hold still Saracen," Dexter said.
Saracen stuck his face out and Dexter shot his stubble then Saracen fell to the ground.
"I think we killed him," Erskine stated.
"I love you too Erskine," Anton said and they started making out.
Just then Valkyrie got a phone call from Skulduggery.
"Oh. Hi Skuwy."
"Hi Valkyrie. How's your first time being drunk?"
"We killed Saracen."
"Ah that's great. I'm on my way to pick you up."
"Umm, that's okay we'll walk home. We have a body to get rid of. Bye Skuwy."
Valkyrie hung up.
"LET'S BURN THE BODY!" Dexter yelled.
"YES!" The rest quickly went along with the plan.
Two hours later the Dead Men ,minus one member, arrived at Skulduggery Pleasant's house. Muddy, sooty and more than a little drunk.
So most of this was written by Curtis Flare. I proof read all of it though and I wrote from ' We have a body to get rid of ' until the end.
And I unwittingly used that quote. "Until the end"
