Author's Notes:

Kat: Hehehe...Breaking Dawn...giggles hysterically

Katy: It was sooooooooooooooooooooo good!

Kat: Oh, btw, if you haven't read it then don't go past this point...we'll remind you again in a minute.

Katy: Duh we will.

Kat: But for those of you continuing through this then you will love all of our Breaking Dawn crap!

Katy: Hm, have any of you noticed that we always write/update our stories after 11:00 p.m.

Kat: I did...to the disclaimer!

Disclaimer:

Katy: I love you!

Kat: You love me!

Katy: We own nothing!

Kat: Can't you see!

Katy: sighs Not even the song...Barney's producers own that.

Kat:Though we do own our ideas!

Katy: Yay!

Kat: Now for our genius ideas.

Katy: Wait, before we continue...BEWARE! HUGE BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS!...SORTA!

Nessie P.O.V.

The Cullen house was always an interesting place to be. Especially at times like these when my family (plus Jacob) gets bored.

I was walking through the house to my dad's old room one morning. Upon getting closer I noticed that I was starting to hear a strange but familiar song. And my dad happened to be singing it. In the shower...

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little loooove in it!

It was interesting enough that I decided to listen to it. When I entered his room, my mom was sitting on his couch staring with her eyebrows up at the bathroom door. I went over and sat on her lap. We continued listening while the family filed in one after another. The first, ironically, was Carlisle.

Doctor, Doctor, I have an e-mer-gen-cy!

It seems I'm head-over-heels, a case of L-O-V-E!!

It's like I'm glowing inside yeah a light I can't hide.

And if this feeling is bad then I don't wanna be right.

What I've got in my soul gives me the pause highest delight.

Oh yeah, it's better than drugs.

In fact it's sent from above. clears throat

As the water turned off, Emmett and Rosalie walked in. "What's better than drugs?" Emmett asked.

"Shhhh," we all shushed him.

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little loooove in it!

Alice and Jasper walked in with a humorous expression on their faces. A very confused looking Esme followed.

Can't kick the habit.

I've got to have it.

I'm what they call a LOVE ADDICT, LOVE ADDICT!

Can't live without it.

Gonna shout about it.

I'm symptomatic!

LOVE ADDICT, LOVE ADDICT!

"Is he seriously singing that?" Jacob asked, walking in. When we nodded he commented, "Well at least he doesn't sound awful." My mom slapped him.

The next thing we heard was the curtain opening.

Need a refill cause I just can't get enough.

I've got a fever oh ye-ah,

and the prescription love.

So lay the truth on me

cause that is all that I need. clears throat

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little loooove in it!

Can't kick the habit.

I've got to have it.

I'm what they call a LOVE ADDICT, LOVE ADDICT!

Can't live without it.

Gonna shout about it.

I'm symptomatic!

LOVE ADDICT, LOVE ADDICT!

By now, we were all literally rolling on the floor laughing. It was that funny!

Yes, I must confess,

my heart is pounding in my chest.

Cause this loves the best.

I'm just a LOVE ADDICT!

He then, all of a sudden burst through the door. He was holding a hairbrush as a microphone, and his eyes were closed, explaining why he didn't notice us.

Coming down with something outrageous!

Look out love cause it's so contagious!

This feelin's got me reelin.

So hyped up, gonna hit the ceiling!

Gotta clear my throat. clears throat

Then, he opened his eyes. A look of extreme shock and embarressment formed on his face.

"Um, hey guys...whatcha doin?" He smiled the nervous smile and we all started laughing.

"Well go on love addict, finish the song!" Emmett exclaimed.

"Now I gotta have some more..." Dad mumbled.

Then the entire room joined in.

Hold up, wait a minute, put a little loooove in it!

Emmett cranked the stereo and we all started singing and dancing.

Can't kick the habit.

I've got to have it.

I'm what they call a LOVE ADDICT, LOVE ADDICT!

Can't live without it.

Gonna shout about it.

I'm symptomatic!

LOVE ADDICT, LOVE ADDICT!

Can't kick the habit.

I've got to have it.

I'm what they call a LOVE ADDICT, LOVE ADDICT!

Can't live without it.

Gonna shout about it.

I'm symptomatic!

LOVE ADDICT, LOVE ADDICT!

As the song finished, Emmett snickered. "Ya know, you might wanna put on some clothes Eddie-boy. We don't want you being a love addict right here!"

We continued to laugh as my fathered stalked back to the bathroom, glowering the whole time. If he were human, I swear he would've been blushing. Sadly, I thought I heard my mom say, "Don't worry Edward, you can be my love addict tonight."

Great, now I'll have nightmares the rest of my long life.

Kat:So? How'd you like it?

Katy: Family Force 5 rocks our socks!

Kat:Yeah, be prepared for more of them in later chapters.

Katy:We'll post a link for this song on a later chapter.

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