Just something random I came up with after seeing a YouTube video. Credits go to BizarrelyFunny on YT.


Setting: Kahn's Coliseum.

Sub-Zero to Tundra: "Hey, brother. Random question: Have you ever frozen your dick while masturbating?"

Tundra (with a raised eyebrow and amused smirk): "No, but I take it your idiot ass has."

Sub-Zero (shrugging): "Maybe."

Tundra (Rolling eyes and grinning): "Well, Bi-Han, with the right lube, anything is possible."

Sub-Zero (frowning in disgust): "That's fucking gross, Kuai."

Scorpion (randomly walking by with his cowl and mask off, revealing his fiery skull): "The fuck are you faggots talking about jacking off and lubricants for?"

Smoke (teleporting into the Coliseum outta nowhere with a bottle of Anti-Freeze in his hand and an incredulous look on his face): "Bi-Han, Kuai Liang? What the fuck was this shit doing in my room?"

Sub-Zero & Tundra (looking embarrassed): "Uhmmm..."


Just a random idea. Enjoy!