Deathbringer (Wtf name): Oh by the way, Queen Blaze, i'm gonna kill you. *throws random claw-disk things at her*
Blaze: Wtf- *it hits her neck and it bleeds everywhere* THE PAIN! *falls dramatically*
Glory: O_O
Starflight: O_O
Clay: O_O
Tsunami: Eh, I'm used to dis.
Sunny: *blood gets everywhere on her* MOTHA OF GAWD!
Jambu: Wtf just happened? Idc, i'm happy~!
Mongrove: Why am I here?
Deathbringer: *flies off randomly* Cya later Glory. ; D
Sunny: *running around* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
Blaze: *gets up totally fine* I am back from the dead/wounded!
Starflight: WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?!
But what if it was liek:
Deathbringer: *flies off randomly* Cya later Glory. ;D
Glory: BABY COME BACK. XD
Sunny: *running around* GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
Starflight: *chases her* BABY COME BACK. XDD
Glory: *wakes up and sees a sloth on her back* I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.
*the sloth bites her* OW. BAD SQUISHY.
Jambu: I'm Jambu.
Me: Oh, a guy RainWing. Glory is probably gonna fall in love with him. Like Clay and Peril, and Tsunami and Riptide. The cycle begins, doesn't it?
Jambu: *he does the venom test* OMG! We're bro and sis!
Me: *narrows eyes* Still to come...
Deathbringer: *flies off randomly* Cya later Glory. ;D
Me: I KNEW ITTT
(Glory loves caps. XD)
Glory: Like 15 RainWings are MISSING! And probably DEAD! WHY DOES NOBODY CARE?!
Queen Dazzling: Eh. They all had weird names anyway.
Kinkajou: *pops out of portal* I HEARD THAT.
*everyone stares at portal* ...
Glory: THAT'S WHERE YOU WERE THIS WHOLE TIME?!
Kinkajou: Ooooopsie! *goes back*
Glory: WHERE DA EFF DOES THAT LEAD?! *goes in*
*NightWing Kingdom* MOTHA OF GOD, I ENDED UP IN THIS DUMP?! *goes back* WELL. STARFLIGHT. YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
*Glory strangling Starflight*
Tsunami: Ohhh this is GREATT. *takes out camera and snaps pictures*
Sunny: Does that make this an official GloryFlight moment? D:
Webs: Yep.
Clay: ...WHERE DA EFF DID YOU COME FROM?!
Jambu: I sent him. FROM DA DARK SIDE.
Sunny: Well, that was weird... but... guys, I think Starflight is dead.
*Starflight ded (i crie evertim)*
Tsunami: *still taking pictures*
Sunny: *devastated* NOOOO! *hold claw up to sky dramatically* BABY COME BACK~!
Starflight: *randomly grabs Glory in the neck from his dedness* *throws her off the platform*
Clay: *devastated* NOOOO! *hold claw up to sky dramatically* BABY COME BACK~!
Starflight: I was friendzoned. *emo corner*
Tsunami: You were friendzoned?
Glory: He was friendzoned.
Clay: We all friendzoned.
Sunny: ...wumbo.
Morrowseer: STARFLIGHT! I have let you go, rescued you, and let you go again! I have come back to rescue you!
Starflight: I'm right here, ALONE. And it took a long time too, so you better be happy. God, sometimes I wanna throw you in that volcano. Along with Tsunami. Oh but wait, she used to have a crush on me. Can't let that slide eh? Oh and Glory. She's pretty, but I wouldn't mind roasting her face on a stick. Clay? We have bromance, but no bromance gonna separate Clay from his bromance with the volcano. That weird Jamaican-sounding dude and the little girl with the crazy-azz name? Kikajoo? Idkwtf. I'd throw them in there too. But SUNNY. No, never Sunny. I would never throw my self-proclaimed love in a volcano. Although if there was a zombie-dragon apocalypse, she's goin first. Now, have I made myself clear? Now, Morrowseer, tell me your plot for the 4th book of mine. Do I get to throw anyone in the volcano? CAUSE I HOPE IT'S YOU, 'YA JACKWAGON.
Sunny: Clay.
Tsunami: Clay?
Glory: Clay~
Peril: Clay!
Clay: Jesus...
Starflight: *glances at Sunny and Blister* CLAY, TELL ME YOUR SECRET.
Morrowseer: Oh hey look, it's the end of the second book!
Kestrel: Yes.
Blister: Um. *flicks Kestrel off the cliff* Oopsie.
Blister: APPARENTLY I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SMEXY NIGHTWINGS!
Whirlpool: *wiggles eyebrows at Anemone* I didn't wanna marry Tsunami.
Anemone: *gags* Um. *pushes Whirlpool into the moat* Oopsie.
Peril: Wow, sure is nice being a main character then totally disappearing.
Riptide: I hear you...
Anemone and Auklet: Yep.
Jambu: And me!
Deathbringer: Oh, don't forget me. Wait, i'm a NightWing. I'm important everywhere! CYA SUCKAS-
Starflight: *knocks him out* God, he was annoying. Time to sacrifice him to the volcano. ; D
Morrowseer: Ohyus.
Starflight: GET OUT.
Morrowseer: STARFLIGHT!
Starflight: WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Morrowseer: Look at this thingy I found! *holds up computer* I bet it's smarter than you.
Starflight: What-
Sunny: Nobody's smarter than Starflight! o:
Glory: Yeah...whatever Sunny says. *snicker*
Tsunami: ...wtf Glory? o-o
Clay: *eats random cows*
Morrowseer: ANNNNYWAY... Starflight!
Starflight: STOP SAYING MY NAME WITH A EXCLAMATION POINT AT THE END!
Morrowseer: Sorry... o.o ANY. WAY. Try the computer. It's smarter than any dragon tribe! *ahem* Especially RainWings.
Glory: Why, I never-! *frill fans out* I WILL SPIT ON YOU.
Clay: What the heckle deckle?
Starflight: Wtf did you just say Clay? XD
Morrowseer: *shoves computer into Starflight's face, accidently making him fall into the volcano* ...oops
Sunny: O_O NOOOO! *jumps in after him*
Clay: Stupid Sunny, i'm fire-resistant! I should've jumped in, not her! XD
Glory: *shoves Clay in* YOU CAN STILL SAVE THEM BOTH!
*Sudden flashback*
Blister: Um. *flicks Kestrel off the cliff*
Tsunami: OMFG GURL.
Glory: What?
Tsunami: *flicks Glory into the volcano*
Morrowseer: NOW WE ARE TEH ONLY ONEZ!
Tsunami: Why didn't I push you in instead?
Morrowseer: OH NOEZ! *flies off*
Blister: BABY COME BACCCK
*Sudden flashback no.2*
Deathbringer: *flies off randomly* Cya later, Glory ; D
Tsunami: OH NOEZ! *flies off* Waits... I can find Deathbringer, den throw him in da volcano. BUT! I has a better idea... Glory can sees him cheating on her from heavenz! O: With ME!
Starflight: NOT ON MY WATCH! *randomly kisses Tsunami*
Tsunami: WTF STARFLIGHT?
Riptide: NOT ON MY WATCH! *randomly kisses Starflight*
Starflight: ...
Riptide: WAIT, WRONG DRAGON. OH CRAPZ.
Peril: SHIP ME WITH RANDOM PEOPLEZ!
Clay: Meee.
Starflight: DAS NOT RANDOM! IT WAS CANONZ! I say me.
Sunny: *knocks him out* You belong to me, Starflight. *creepy smile*
Tsunami: BUT HE KISSED MEZ!
Glory: BUT WE TWINED TAILZ!
Blister: BUT I AM GOING COUGAR FOR HIM!
Peril: ...
Clay: ...
Starflight: ...
Sunny: ...
Tsunami: ...
Blister: What?
Morrowseer: NOO! BLISTER. ME AND YOU ARE BADROMANCESHIPPING.
Blister: I LIKE YOUNG MEN! DX
Starflight: *pukes over a cliff that randomly appeared*
Sunny: ...WAITS... Starflight, do you has a *ahem* THING for SandWings? :3
Starflight: I-i-i-i-i-i don't knows what you're talking abouts! DX
Blister: AND I HAVE AFFAIRS WITH SMEXY NIGHTWINGS!
*reply*
Peril: SHIP ME WITH RANDOM PEOPLEZ!
Riptide: *randomly kisses Peril*
Peril: ...
Riptide: O WAIT, WRONG DRAGON AGAIN. I meants to kiss Starflight.
(DID I JUST MAKE UP AN OTP? OMGZ)
Jambu: Why am I not with anyone? ;_;
Kinkajou: o/o you could...be with meh...
Jambu: But... you're way younger than mehz! We can never be, Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: *grabs him* Age does not matter, my love.
Sunny: DAFAUQ? This sounds like meh and Whirlpool.
Starflight: WHAT?!
Auklet: WHAT?!
Tsunami: WHAT?!
Clay: WHAT?!
Anemone: WHAT?! Waits, I killed that old man.
Whirlpool: *Everybody loves me by One Republic starts playing*
Kinkajou: You know, if I was a boy, I would make alot of epic couples. For example, Anemone. She's really pretty and cute, actually... but so is her sister, Auklet. I could be with either one. *rose in mouth* Mwah? C:
