"Okay, to get Steve updated, we are going to have a movie marathon!" Tony announced. Natasha groaned. "Tony, this is ridiculous."

"No, no, this might be a good idea. I'm tired of not understanding what you guys mean. I'm tired of all the looks you guys give me…"

"I can't believe you called this an emergency." Natasha complained, rolling her eyes. "I'm leaving." She began to stand up.

"Come on guys!" Tony whined. "I even ordered shawarma!"

"Mmmm, shawarma." Clint moaned from the back of the theatre.

"Since when do they deliver?" Bruce asked.

"Uh, since I paid them extra." Tony retorted.

"Anyways, which movie shall we start with?" Steve asked. Thor stood up, going to Tony's collection of movies.

"Do you have The Mighty Wendigomosos? It is a classic."

"You know, I haven't seen that one." Clint stated. Steve stared at them.

"..Has anyone human seen that movie?" Steve asked. It was then JARVIS announced that the delivery man had arrived.

"Someone get that!" Tony yelled.

"I will!" Steve volunteered. He jumped out of his seat and began to run towards the door.

"Run, Forest, run!" Tony yelled as Steve ran down the aisle. He stopped and turned around, looking confused. "See, I don't understand that."

"For the love of shawarma, just go!" Clint yelled and threw a box of Junior Mints at his head.


Tony had taken the liberty of choosing a movie himself and did not let anyone else know. He assured them that it was his all-time favorite movie and it would not disappoint.

"I still can't believe you have a movie theatre in here." Bruce said, with his mouth full of food. Tony pointed to himself. "Uh, hello? Billionaire?" Clint snorted.

"Clint." Natasha muttered.

"Yeah?"

"Stop now, before I kill you." She said in a calm, threatening voice.

"What are you talking about?" he said, nonchalantly. Natasha held up a small skittle.

"Stop throwing these at my head."

"Taste the rainbow, Tasha!"


After the commercials for some very, very stupid movies (that's what Steve and Bruce thought. Tony seemed to approve of all of them) the music began to play as a narrator's voice began to speak.

"This sounds familiar..." Tasha muttered.

"It should." Tony stated. "Most of you seen it before." The narrator interrupted them.

"This."

"Dramatic pause!" Clint yelled, breaking the silence.

"Is the story of Tony Stark." They all groaned.

"Tony, no."

"Come on Tasha! Please!"

"We don't want to watch your life story, again."

"It was bad enough the first five times." Clint muttered.

They never did show Steve any good movies.