Harry Potter meets the Hunger Games! *It's a parody! I wouldn't be able to keep this serious.* I don't own either of these book series. (I wish I did) I'm going to bring back characters that died :`( so be prepared to see Dumbledore, Sirius Black, Bellatrix, Fred Weasley3, Dobby, Rue, Prim, Finnick3, and anyone else that I am forgetting. To all of the way-too-serious people in this world: DON'T GET MAD IF I MESS UP A FEW LITTLE DETAILS! IT'S A PARODY!
I feel like writing it in scenes…
Scene 1:
Setting: District 1 with Harry and Hermione.
"I am so excited for the Games, Harry!" Hermione says with a bright smile on her face.
"Why? It's just kids getting killed. We saw plenty of that at Hogwarts!" Harry says.
*3 hours later*
"Our male tribute is… Harry Potter!" The Capitol woman says," And our female tribute is…Hermione Granger!"
"WHAT?!" Hermione shrieks, "I can't go into the Games! Oh well… Harry, you're going down!"
Scene 2:
Setting: District 2 with Ron and Luna.
"Do you like my radish earrings…?" Luna asks.
"Bloody hell, Luna. They are so ugly! Stop bloody wearing them!" Ron says.
"Look at those pigmy puffs…Aren't they lovely?" Luna says mystically.
"No, they bloody are not!"
"Happy Hunger Games." Luna says in her dazed voice.
*A few hours later*
"Welcome, welcome! Let's pick out tributes!" The lady with curly green hair says. She swiftly dips her hand into each of the bowls. "And our tributes are… Ronald Weasley…and Loony Lovegood!"
"DON'T. CALL. ME. RONALD."
"Who's Loony Lovegood? She sounds quite pleasant..."
Scene 3:
Setting: District 3 with Draco, Dobby, Neville and Bellatrix.
"Draco, stop watching that ridiculous TV show and listen to me." Bellatrix snaps.
"But Barney isn't ridiculous. It's quite wholesome. In fact, you should start watching it. Maybe you could actually start being a nice person…like Barney." Draco keeps his eyes glued to the TV.
"Barney. Is. A. Dinosaur. FROM YOUR IMAGINATION! He is not real. And he doesn't love you!" Bellatrix screams,
"LIAR! That's what you said about Santa, but I know he's real because I saw him at the mall, Monkey Joe's, and on the street getting donations for toys." Draco says as he picks up his teddy bear, Mr. Fluffypoopookins.
"Master, Santa wasn't on the street getting donations… That was a homeless man…" Dobby informs him.
"Why does everyone hate me?!" Draco starts crying hysterically into his blankie, Mr. Snufflelufagus (named after that creepy elephant wannabe on Sesame Street)
*An hour later*
"Our male tribute will be…Neville Longbottom!" The Capitol spokesperson continues, "And our female tribute will be… Miss Draco Malfoy!"
"Draco is NOT a girl!" Bellatrix yells.
"It was only one beauty pageant!
Oh yeah sorry for spelling mistakes and grammar errors I'm only human :)
Do you like this? Yay or Nay?
Keep in mind that I wrote this last year when I was incredibly bored.
Should I continue? Yes? No?
Which HG/HP characters would you enjoying seeing in this fic?
Thanks for reading this random fanfic3
I love you3
Okay bye ^_^
