Well, this is my 8th fanfic about Friends. I have written all about Ross and Rachel. Well, because I am a die-hard fan of the Lobsters! I do not own any of these characters because if I did, than right now I would probably be in the ocean in Bahamas. Not sitting in front of my computer 24/7. It would be nice to own Ross though, I could even settle for Chandler.
Tell me if I should continue, because I am not sure if I should.
I don't want my time on something people won't read. Review!
"Dreams and alcohol"
It starts off in season 9. Ross and Rachel are still living together because of Emma. This takes place to be specific after TOW Emma cries.
We see Ross coming home carrying his briefcase from work. He had a long day and needed something to drink. Rachel was home taking care of the baby. As Ross walked in he and Rachel both smiled at each other "Hi" he said first. "Hey you, Emma was really good today." Ross smiled than said " by your definition of good that means that she just stopped crying?' "yeah" Rachel replied. "I took her to Monica's about a half hour ago. She wanted to see the baby, and well I wanted to sleep, so what the hell!" Ross smiled.
He looked at her and couldn't believe that she had just given birth. She looked more radiant than ever. "I look so bad" Rachel wined. "What are you talking about, you look beautiful" Rachel smiled and nodded and he could see it in her eyes that she was touched and saying thank you with the stare she gave him.
By now it was now ten and Rachel had fallen asleep on Ross after watching a movie. Ross didn't want to disturb her so; he got a blanket and put it over her. Than Ross went to sleep.
That night he heard sounds in the living room and he went to go check on Rachel. She was not sleeping on the couch, but dressed a high skirt, boots, and a revealing shirt. Ross asked, " Where are you going dressed like that?" Rachel smiled and pushed him on the couch and said "No where, sailor" She grabbed the music controller and pushed play.
Baby
Ladies
Fellas
Are you ready?
Lets dance
Baby
(ooooh)
I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do
(I know you do)
Thats why whenever I come around
She's all
over you (she's all over you)
I know you want it (I know you want
it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of
your mind
I know you should be fucking me (babe)
Rachel dances to the music. Ross is confused but enjoying himself a little.
refrain:
Don't
cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your
girlfriend was a freak like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Don't
cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your
girlfriend was fun like me?
Don't cha
Don't cha
Than we see her take off her top. She is left only in lingerie. With her boots on. Than we hear another song play.
Are you ready boots? Start walking. Let's go.
You keep saying you got something for me. Well officer, I don't mind to say you do. Now you're looking right where I thought you'd be looking. Legs come handy when laws in front of you.
Chorus:
These boots are made for walking, that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you.
You believe you stopped me for a reason. And I'm pretending my bending's just for fun. You keep playing where I got you playing, yeah; these double-d initials work to run
I'm the girl with the good ol' boys; don't mean you no harm, just have my way with hazard county charm. Ain't a crime in having a little fun.
Southern stride, I got my sexy eyes, where my boots at, ha.
Strut yourself, come on, hey ya'll come on, come see something, uh huh, uh huh, can't touch, can I get a hand clap, for the way I work my back.
Tick tock, all around the clock, drop it, push ya tush like that, can I get a Sooey, can I get a Yee-haw!
You keep thinking what you shouldn't be thinking. Another two buttons down till you're kissing the ground. I'm a gonna send you back home baby crying. But Uncle Jessie he sure is gonna be proud.
Rachel is doing some dance, then we cut to Ross bedroom where he wakes up, "That's weird" Than he hears Rachel call hi name from the living room, he goes but he sees that Emma is crying. They settle her down, and Rachel looks at him, and Ross with his chocolate puppy brown eyes, and Rachel smiles at him than he melts. Ross tells Rachel "Remind me in the morning to talk to Phoebe.
Opening Credits
Please review. Tell me if I should continue or not.
The songs were don't cha by the pussycat dolls.
These boots are made for walkin' by Jessica Simpson.
