Disclaimer: The characters are not mine, only the outstanding dialogue belongs to me.


"Malfoy, leave me alone!"

"What, can't accept the fact that I actually did better than you in Transfiguration? C'mon, Granger, we both know I am better than you in all definitions of the word."

Scoff.

"You are seriously disturbed, if you actually think that you are better than me."

"Right…Mudblood."

Smack.

"Why did you just hit me?"

"You called me a 'mudblood'!"

"So?"

Smack.

"Stop hitting me!"

"Stop calling me a 'mudblood'!"

"Oh, please, Granger, I've been calling you a 'mudblood' since third year. I figured by now you would be used to it."

Smack.

"Granger!"

"Malfoy!"

Silence.

"Let go of my wrist!"

"Stop trying to hit me!"

"Ugh, you are such an insufferable prat!"

Silence.

Inhale.

Pop.

Smack.

"Stop hitting me!"

"Stop kissing me! And stop smirking at me!"

"Granger, we both know you loved that kiss."

"You are such an arrogant git!"

Silence.

Inhale.

Pop.

Smack.

"Quit hitting me!"

"As soon as you quit kissing me!"

"Just admit that you fancy me!"

Cringe.

Silence.

Inhale.

Moan.

Silence.

"Now who's doing the kissing, Granger?"

"Shut up, Malfoy."


I don't really know what this is. It just came to me early this morning, and I just had to write it. I hope everything came across clearly. Review and let me know how I did!