Well, I have just a quick note before we start…I haven't really browsed around the Super Mario Smash Bros section all that much, so if someone's already done this, SORRY! I didn't mean to copy or anything. :) But anyway, each chapter of this story is going to be a one-shot…some of them will be spoofs, other will be little friendship things…so yeah, enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Super Mario Smash Bros characters, scenes, or the video game or anything like that…

Mario and Kirby are in Subspace, trying to rescue their friends that have been turned into statues…

"Hurry, Kirby, open-a the door-a!" Mario yelled, his Italian accent thick. "Okay," Kirby replied.

Kirby tried to open the door, but failed. "WHAT?" Mario cried. "What do you mean-a that you cannot-a open the door-a?"

"I don't know!" Kirby wailed.

"You-a just-a turn the knob, and push," Mario explained.

Kirby sighed. Mario, of all people, should know that Kirby is able to open a door. Turning back to the door, Kirby tried the knob one more time, but the door wouldn't budge.

"Seriously! The door…won't…open!" With each pause, Kirby shoved himself to open the door, in an attempt to break it open.

"Let-a me-"DUCK!" Kirby interrupted. A Primid's boomerang flew over Mario and Kirby's heads. Kirby ran up to the Primid, charged his hammer, and hit the Primid spot on.

"That was close," Kirby sighed, running back to Mario.

"Here, how about you try opening the door, Mario, see if -," Kirby stopped talking when he saw the door was open, Mario standing before it. "WHA! But I, and you, and…UGH!" Kirby threw his hands over his head, and angrily followed Mario into the next area of Subspace.

If you haven't figured it out yet, this spoof is based on how 2nd players in SSE can't open doors…Ha ha ha, please review!