This is literally just some shit I wrote when I was talking to my friend, it has a bit of language(more like a lot. Thanks Anna.) and a lot of spelling errors, but other than that it's just some funny takes on how I imagine the angels grew up and their life. And obviously they are the Supernatural angels, so they are even better. ENJOY! (sorry if it's unreadable I really just found it really funny and people need this in their life) (Most of these are made from my friends comments.)


My Friend's Comment: Well this angel just argued with his dad

Omg I can just imagine like Lucifer being like "BUT DAD I WANT TO PURGE HUMANITY" and God's just like "No son, go watch Gabriel with Michael." and Lucifer's just like "UGH YOU JUST DON'T GET ME." and goes over to sit with Michael and Gabriel with I gigantic pout on his face. so in reality Lucifer is just a cranky teen

My Friend's Comment: I'm an angel

Also you would be Castiel who would be like "I don't want to help create new precious animals I want to make more flowers!' and God's like "No Castiel, you've made enough flowers." and Castiel just starts like crying. "BUT THE FLOWERS ARE SO MUCH PRETTY!" and God's just like. "By Me, just made the fish Son!' and Castiel just goes and makes the fish so God won't be mad at him. (I don't even know what's going on in this one. XD)

My Friend's Comment: TEA! IT IS WONDERFUL!

You know Michael would be that one angel who drank tea instead of coffee and like Lucifer would just be like "how are you even awake, coffee is like all that keeps us awake." and Michael would be like "I sleep." and Lucifer would be like "oh evil never sleeps." and Michael would be like "neither do you" and Lucifer would go plummeting into Hell.

That's really how that fall went y'all.

My Friend's Comment: I'm reading 'I am Malala'. (Yay high school!...)

Well I'm sure like Anna would read I am Malala and like Lucifer would be like "lol that book is trash" and Anna would be like "get the FUCK out! I will FUCKING destroy you" and Lucifer would be like " Whatever you're gonna do won't be that bad, I'm already in Hell." and God would be like 'how is satan speaking to us" and Anna would be like "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU LUCI!"

My Friend: You should put these in a book.

so Metatron is like the scribe-author and hes like "could you look over these very official documents to see if I made any errors" to Gabriel and Gabe's like "oh sure man!" so metatron gives him the documents and Gabriel's like "these are cool" and flies up really high in the air and drops the official documents off of Heaven. and metatron is like OMG WHAT DID YOU JUST DO GOD NEED THOSE LIKE IN 5 MINUTES HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!" and Gabriel's like "dunno, it's funny to see you get punished. and In Hell the papers land on the ground near Lucifer and he's just like "wtf" and in the corner of one paper there's a piece of gum and he's like "good job little bro.'


Seriously this is all just for laughs(sorry it's really short), I hope you enjoyed my mindless writing!