NEW YEAR NEW YOU

WOW: Fuzz - it's new year in Hell, and there's a self-improvement kick going on. Crowley's POV.

Disclaimer: I don't own him!

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It's all I hear; bloody new year resolutions. Everywhere.

All over Hell, demons are giving up this, giving up that, dancing while they slice and dice just to shed a few demonic inches from their useless demonic arses… It's sickening.

Then there was that sanctimonious little (now deceased) shit who suggested I do 'Dry January' and give up Scotch.

What for? It's not like I've got a sodding liver, and anyway, I like that warm fuzzy post-drinkie feeling.

But, whatever, here's my new year resolution.

I'm going to give up - NOTHING; not a single thing…

Because I'm bloody perfect exactly the way I am!

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