NEW YEAR NEW YOU
WOW: Fuzz - it's new year in Hell, and there's a self-improvement kick going on. Crowley's POV.
Disclaimer: I don't own him!
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It's all I hear; bloody new year resolutions. Everywhere.
All over Hell, demons are giving up this, giving up that, dancing while they slice and dice just to shed a few demonic inches from their useless demonic arses… It's sickening.
Then there was that sanctimonious little (now deceased) shit who suggested I do 'Dry January' and give up Scotch.
What for? It's not like I've got a sodding liver, and anyway, I like that warm fuzzy post-drinkie feeling.
But, whatever, here's my new year resolution.
I'm going to give up - NOTHING; not a single thing…
Because I'm bloody perfect exactly the way I am!
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