Disclaimer: I (Inu obsession) do not, and do not claim to, own the rights to either Inuyasha or Trading Spaces. I am simply using the characters and concept in my non-published document, and there for by all rights they legally own my story.
IntroductionPorridge- Hello and welcome to trading spaces! I'm Porridge David. Today we are redecorating two rooms in these flats in downtown Tokyo Japan, belonging to these two friends, Miroku and Sango!
Sango- We are not friends! I don't even know why I agreed to be on this show!
Miroku- Hush my dearest, be silent. Our love can not be expressed in mere words.
Sango- eew! Get off of me you perv! (Miroku holds Sango in his arms as she struggles to escape he snuggles close to her. Then she realizes she can't get lose and gives up with a sigh.)
Porridge- Okay, uuummm… can we get the camera off of them please! Uh… ha ha. Well, as I was saying, helping Miroku will be his long time friend and roommate Inuyasha, and their designer Jennyvo Garbage. And helping Sango will be her best friend and also roommate Kagome, and their designer Freak Belicked. Okay now it's time for the key swap, 1… 2… 3… swap keys!
Sango- (Sango and Miroku swap keys, and as they do so Sango looks at Miroku's key chain in disgust.) You can't even have a key chain without it being perverted! You disgust me.
Miroku- But it was on sale at Wal-Mart for $1.99!
Sango- Whatever!
Porridge- Okay, well ummm… lets switch flats now.
Miroku- Wait! I have to remove some, um… (cough) personal items.
Sango- I don't want to know.
Porridge- Okay, end of take. Next scene.
