The ball-room was tastefully decorated with red ribbons; they fit very well to Iruka's red dress and made him proud of himself. He caught this thought among all hectic stuff in his mind and frowned. If the circumstances weren't so complicated he'd burst into panic. But as far as this was a mission, he preferred to put the thoughts away for later. So, without much thoughts and for the sake of doing something except staring at elegant people around, Iruka put his hand into Kakashi's and caressed the other man's palm with his big finger.

"Iruka, I'm serious, stop flirting with me when nobody's looking!" growled Kakashi. He was angry and tired – in reality all this happened to require too much effort for such a simple task. Though they never worked together before, mission seemed to turn out well, except some circumstances of the task, which made Kakashi to grit his teeth.

"Oh, I'm really sorry to disturb you so greatly" said Iruka sarcastically. "I'm flattered the infamous jounin like you finds poor me annoying!" He signed and looked at Kakashi. "Sorry, it's coming out subconsciously!" added Iruka after a little pause, averting his eyes, which, noticed Kakashi, were really full of guilt.

The fact that Iruka was henged into a woman made whole situation uneven. The first, the last and the only one point was that Iruka turned out to be a definitely attractive woman, so Kakashi had to remind himself constantly it's an ally shinobi he is with, not just a pretty tits-and-ass and they both are on a mission, not on vacation. What a pity though!

"Well then it's me who's flattered! Knowing that my bright personality makes such a steady person as you act rashly, awakens a strange combination of desire and hope deep inside of me" Kakashi smiled sheepishly, quietly observing the hall at the same time.

"Now, who's flirting?" Iruka turned to him and looked at his face. Actually, he wanted to look into the eyes again, but the fact that Kakashi had no mask on made it almost impossible. Why would he hide such a cute face under the mask? Iruka whined mentally and told himself Kakashi wasn't a kitty to think he's cute.

"Don't be confused, my dear friend! It's the desire of enemy's blood and the hope of leaving this place as soon as possible I feel!" laughed Kakashi, bowing politely to the passing couple. "But remember – I'm a man and I can act subconsciously too! Judging by how you stare at my lips, it's still you who's flirting!" He started to mutter quieter so that only Iruka could hear him. "Can you please stop it? I don't like to show my face in public, you know".

Iruka shrugged.

"I don't get it, Kakashi, there are plenty of people here and they all can see your exposed chin! I notice some of them are very enthusiastic to get acquainted to your face even closer!" he nodded at the ladies in opposite part of the room, who openly threw hungry glances in their direction.

Kakashi turned to look what Iruka meant, smirked and waved his hand to the ladies. The ladies produced collective squeal and started the loud discussion with giggles. Iruka rolled his eyes, reminding himself once he was young and silly too. Well, except that he was never so silly and never a girl! He made a mental note to revenge Tsunade for making such a strong seal to his henge that he almost had girl's memories, girl's nostalgic feelings and girl's appetites. And Kakashi was no help at all when he paid attention to some ugly witches! Wait, the ladies were not at all ugly. Was it jealousy now? Iruka decided it couldn't be jealousy. There was no assurance though.

"They won't see me again anyway!" Kakashi grinned. "But you, sensei, you surely would. And you better hold your tongue about what you saw" he added in a very menacing tone, Iruka felt goose bumps running down his spine; though the threat seemed to be rather pleasant then otherwise. He squinted at the man near him and gulped. This damn woman's body made him insane!

"Or what?" he asked, his voice a little bit trembling. He hoped Kakashi wouldn't notice it.

But Kakashi was a ninja and he noticed.

"Sorry, I didn't want to scare you, Iruka" he said soothingly, misinterpreting the other man's reaction. "I know you are quite reliable, so I ask you – not to speak to anybody about my face".

Iruka nodded, still avoiding a look at Kakashi, this time because he was afraid to see a pleading expression in his eyes. He knew that in such a state he wouldn't be able to confront the storm of woman's feelings and will do something inadequate.

The town they were assigned to by the mission was very large and this aristocratic ball had to be attended by a pretty big amount of people. Iruka knew almost everybody; he was in this town for a whole month and wanted to go back home awfully. He missed his village and his work and the most – his kids, who must have been given a substitute teacher, some dumb jerk for sure.

"It's that one I presume" Kakashi whispered into Iruka's ear, nodding at the big fat man, entering the main door. He came to the town only yesterday as a support to bring Iruka back after the job was done, and made some exploration of his own just to feel more confident. Iruka looked in the specified direction and shuddered. Yes, it was that one.

"As far as I have already all information duplicated, we need only to show him he has no chance to be with me…" Iruka coughed. "You know what I mean, do you, Kakashi?"

"Yes, my lady" Kakashi looked down at him and smirked. This smirk made Iruka mad and he turned to the other man furiously.

"Can you please behave, Kakashi-san?" he asked in his famous teacher's tone. "You don't dare laugh at me or ignore me! If you do, I will have to report the misconduct to our Hokage!" he turned his back to Kakashi and pouted. Kakashi laughed.

"If the misconduct is considered by the degree of my attention to you, I will surely behave!" he said quickly, to prevent Iruka going completely furious. "Sometimes I can't understand what you want me to do. First you say not to…"

While listening to Kakashi's intentions Iruka noticed his big fat man going in their direction.

"Kakashi, shut up!" hissed he, without turning to the other man. "Just shut up and do something! Grope my ass, squeeze me, whatever! Do anything to make him tail off!" Iruka shivered.

Kakashi squinted at the man that stood right in front of them now, and came closer to Iruka, entwining his hands around the thin girl's waist and drawing Iruka to his frame.

The big fat man definitely didn't like what he saw; his face changed its yellowish color to bright red.

"Iruka…" he started, but fell silent, staring at Iruka's happy face. Iruka hated to cheat on people and all varieties of lie, but he made his face look happy indeed, smiling brightly at the man. He felt like abandoning himself, like betraying some part of his soul, like giving away all his principles. And in spite of he reminded himself that this smiling girl is not real him, that it's his duty to do what he's doing, though it didn't help much, he felt awfully. Iruka leaned back, in effort to escape the betrayed look of eyes staring at him and felt Kakashi's body. It was so stable and reliable, that he realized – whatever happens, he will be alright.

Iruka straitened and raised his chin higher to seem proud.

"Good evening to you" Iruka smiled at his big fat man and bowed slightly. "Meet my friend here" he raised his hand and caressed Kakashi's cheek. "This is Kakashi".

Kakashi smiled too and tried to bow politely to the man, but failed, meeting Iruka's ear with his nose. Iruka inwardly praised Kakashi for his tactic.

"Oh, sorry my lady" Kakashi laughed and kissed Iruka's temple tenderly. "How are you doing?" he asked, turning his face to Iruka's big fat man.

Now that man was pale. He bowed too, trying to be polite, mumbled something similar to 'sorry, I must go because of urgent matter' and went away in a hurry.

Iruka sobbed.

Kakashi grabbed Iruka forcefully, turned him around and squeezed him in his arms. That could be interpreted as an emotional lover's hug, though was meant as comrade's support.

"Listen Iruka, you take this mission too seriously. It's not your private life; it's just the task you have to accomplish" Kakashi whispered soothing words in Iruka's ear, caressing his tensed back carefully. "If I've been as sensitive as you, I'd have already covered my face with this curtain!" he wanted to make a joke out of this unpleasant situation, but it didn't work. Iruka signed and raised his face to him.

"That's why usually I don't take missions, Kakashi" he said bitterly. Breathing in deeply, he got out of the other man's hands and stepped aside. "Can we live now? Please".

Kakashi shook his head.

"No we can't. You are to kiss me to prove to everybody we are together".

"I'm a respectable girl, I can not act like that!" said Iruka angrily.

"You acted otherwise just a minute ago! Gosh, did I misinterpret you or you asked to grope your ass? Well, I thought you want to go home to our village" signed Kakashi. "Look, we just have to show the people you are in love, then there will be no questions about your disappearance, they'll think you ran away with me"

"Right" Iruka nodded and leaned closer to Kakashi, pecking his cheek briefly. "There it was" he hissed angrily, "happy now?"

Kakashi looked at Iruka disbelievingly, his eyes wide opened.

"Are you laughing at me? Even your students wouldn't believe this!" he grunted. "You can do better! C'mon!" Kakashi nodded and closed his eyes pathetically as if awaiting Iruka's action.

"No way Kakashi!" hissed Iruka. "I can't do it this way!"

"What?" asked Kakashi, opening his eyes. "You let that big fat one kiss you! Gosh, you did it yourself, yesterday, I saw it!" he averted his eyes. "Am I so disgusting to you?"

"Yes you are!" cried Iruka. "And it's because you spied on me!"

"I'm your guardian on your way home! I have the right to know what happens here. Yes, I made investigation. You kissed him and you said you liked it" Kakashi said it loud enough to notice some people around throw interested glances in their direction. "So stop the comedy already. And please don't shout, everybody's watching" he added in a whisper.

Iruka bit his lower lip and stared at the grandiose ceiling.

"I kissed him because it was a mission; I said I liked it because it was a mission. You are not my mission, Kakashi, you are my comrade. And as you already said before – I'm not going to see any of these people again, but I'll definitely see you" he lowered his head, looked at Kakashi quickly, blushed and stared at the floor. "I'm fighting this damn woman's desires and it is hard enough, so don't make me argue with you also!"

'Woman's desires?" Kakashi grinned when he realized he knew how to make Iruka do what was needed. "Say, can you faint?" he asked carefully.

"Oh… I… You mean this girly performance when a hand goes to the forehead, then a loud moan comes out and a final fall into somebody's arms?" asked Iruka. "I guess I can, but don't you let me fall at the floor!"

Kakashi nodded.

"Do it without a moan; though you are allowed to moan later" he said. Iruka frowned and gave Kakashi a suspecting glance. "Don't fail your mission, my lady" winked Kakashi.

Iruka felt confused. Was Kakashi laughing at him? He seemed so tender and careful and the next moment there was a sarcastic and heartless bastard instead!

"I trust you" said Iruka after a little hesitation. He rubbed the temples, his eyes closed, his body swung to the side. Before he lost the balance completely, Kakashi caught the girl's frame tenderly in his arms, one hand under the shoulder blades, another on the hip. A moment later Iruka realized the warm fingers disappeared from the hip and caressed the side of his cheek.

"You teased me long enough, my lady" said Kakashi's whispering voice right above his face, so close that he felt the other man's breathe on his lips. "You can moan for me, but don't fight, so you won't spoil the whole mission" fingers moved to Iruka's sensitive ear, tracing the shape of it gently and causing the unexpectedly pleasant shiver of whole body. "You like it I see" laughed Kakashi quietly and Iruka didn't protest, he decided to wait and see what that man was up to do next, everybody said he was a genius after all.

Then there was a kiss. It started with a slight brushing, but grew into firm pressing of lips into each other. Iruka heard his own quiet moan of pleasure and want, opening his lips unconsciously for more desirable friction. Kakashi caught the moment and pushed his naughty tongue inside of other's mouth. Iruka took him gladly, enjoying the persistent flesh inside of him. And everything disappeared, there were only fighting tongues, moistened hot lips and synchronized movements of two mouths. Suddenly Kakashi captured the tip of Iruka's tongue between his teeth and pressed till he reached the border of the pain to make Iruka conscious again. Iruka's eyes went open and focused on Kakashi's face, he was definitely angry. Kakashi showed to the door by the hardly noticeable movement of his eyes. Iruka realized what was meant and slightly nodded.

Kakashi put his lady to the feet, supported her by his strong hand and they headed to the exit under the impressed glances of the whole party.

"You tricked me, you, liar!" hissed Iruka madly when they entered the garden.

Holding his firm hand on Iruka's waist as if it was always meant to be there, Kakashi looked around, his face wore an anxious expression. He made a couple of steps and stopped, listening to the silence around. Shame on him, but he didn't expect a slap on his face. As far as he was ready for everything a slap exactly from Iruka shocked all his senses, he stared at the other one in front of him amazed.

"What was that for?" asked Kakashi, his eyes wide. He still couldn't believe in a girl-Iruka in spite of all the facts, but may be it was that bad and Iruka started to turn into a woman also mentally, if he used such dirty girlish maneuvers as a slap on the face.

Iruka turned around and went away. Kakashi signed and ran after him, crying out his name.

"Hey, Iruka, wait!"

"What it for was, asks you?" barked Iruka. "It was for you being a jerk!" he pointed furiously. He was thinking about abandoning and betrays; he was sure if anyone except his fellow shinobi kissed him, he could be more calm and rational. With Kakashi it didn't work somehow and he decided it was because of mixture of trust in comrade who suddenly sells you out and stupid woman's reactions he couldn't understand. Iruka shook his head and whined "Kakashi you can't imagine what happens in my poor head!"

"Yes, I can't" smiled Kakashi and took Iruka's hand. "But everything is alright, Iruka!" he embraced Iruka's waist again and pulled the girlish frame to his own. "And tomorrow we are returning back!"

Iruka signed, regaining the last pieces of calmness and rested his head on Kakashi's shoulder.

"It's good" he nodded. "Let's go home and have a sleep".

"You mean you'll take me home to sleep?" asked Kakashi amused.

"What, you want to sleep at the street as you did the previous night?" laughed Iruka sarcastically. Kakashi said nothing, although his body tensed, so Iruka speculated a little bit further, "I assure you there'll be no such performance as the one you enjoyed yesterday. At least I'll be not participating!"

"Oh, what a pity!" muttered Kakashi bitterly. "It was rather entertaining to watch you in action…"

They came to Iruka's flat and Iruka opened the door, kicking the high-hilled shoes off and growling.

"These things are killing me!" he said, sitting on the edge of his only bed and stretching his tired legs.

"I can make you feet massage, if you need one" said Kakashi dropping his own shoes and coming to the bed. "Is this the only place to sleep on in your apartment?" he asked, looking around.

"You tell me, you are a spy here" Iruka grinned.

Kakashi winced and looked down at Iruka pitifully.

"I don't remember you being such an ass, sensei!" Kakashi shook his head.

Iruka shrugged, he was too exhausted mentally to think about his behavior.

"Blame my woman's henge and our Hokage who fixed it so greatly" said he. "And now I go to the shower!" declared he, disappearing in the bathroom. In 15 minutes Iruka was back, wrapped in a large fluffy nightgown, but still not happy at all.

"Can I have my feet massage now?" he asked, sitting on the bed.

Kakashi nodded and sat down on the floor in front of Iruka, starting to work his right foot with magic touches. He pressed the points and made little soothing strokes, simultaneously enjoying the view of Iruka's face in front of him, eyes closed, hair loose, a relaxed smile on his full lips. After he was ready with the left foot, he put half-asleep Iruka under the blanket and went to the bathroom to have a cold shower. However, it barely helped, because when he was back and crawled into the bed, two arms entwined around his chest.

"What the hell you are doing?" asked Kakashi.

Iruka hesitated a moment and finally decided to make a step.

"Say, Kakashi, you are strait or you are gay" asked Iruka tracing his manicured nails down to the man's abdomen.

"I can be whatever is needed, I'm a ninja" hissed Kakashi, sinking in amazing feeling of touch and fighting himself not to turn around and pin this stupid chuunin into the mattress with all his weight.

"I can't relax" Iruka nuzzled the back of Kakashi's neck. "I tried to jerk myself off, but I couldn't understand how this body works!"

"For a whole month?" asked Kakashi.

Iruka grunted a confirmation.

"I don't take missions, but I know that there's an after-mission-sex…" he whispered, still hesitating.

Kakashi whistled, squinting at Iruka.

"You want me to have sex with you, my lady?" he asked, uncovered surprise in his voice.

Iruka rested his forehead on the man's shoulder.

"If you don't mind…"

Kakashi laughed and turned around to Iruka.

"Oh, my lady, the pleasure is fully mine" he whispered into Iruka's ear, tracing his hands along the woman's frame, lifting up the nightgown. "Are you sure?" he bit Iruka's earlobe before shifting down to pay attention to breasts. "Once we start, we won't be able to stop".

Iruka moaned when he felt Kakashi's tongue licking his nipples, one after the other, then taking each if them into his mouth and sucking slightly.

"Answer me, damn!" Kakashi growled, biting lightly one of the nipples and pushing his hand between Iruka's legs. He raised his head to look Iruka in the eyes and saw that the henged chuunin closed his mouth with the hand, his eyes wide "Well," smirked Kakashi, taking his hand from Iruka's heat, "you can be silent for a while, I already know the answer" Kakashi licked his fingers clean, sucking at each digit hungrily. "You taste so delicious, my lady!" he shove Iruka to make him lay on the back, moved his legs apart and came to settle between them. "So confusing, my dear comrade! But I'm so going to have my way with you now" he pressed his lips to Iruka's, kissing him heatedly and feeling the fierce response. Kakashi pulled the nightgown all the way up and threw it away.

"Strip me!" he told Iruka. Iruka traced his hands down Kakashi's back and squeezed his muscled ass, feeling the man grinding into his stomach with his hardened shaft. The double moan was heard and Iruka freed Kakashi of his pants. Staying on all fours above the heated woman's frame, Kakashi smiled.

"Have you ever been with the man before, my lady?" he asked tenderly, circling his moistened in saliva fingertips around Iruka's nipples.

"Not this kind of way" moaned Iruka, blushing intensely.

"Touch me" ordered Kakashi.

Iruka put his hands on Kakashi's tights and raised his head to probe the man's nipples with his tongue. Kakashi groaned and straightened on his knees, taking the full fist of Iruka's hair and bringing Iruka's head to his own lower part. Iruka looked up at Kakashi, licking the lips seductively and took the tip of man's cock into his mouth, closing the eyes and sucking with pleasure, taking more of great cock into the moistened heat bit by bit.

Whining quietly not to start fucking this greedy and slowly driving him mad mouth, Kakashi realized he was either to come now into Iruka's mouth or 'd better burry his cock into other part of Iruka immediately.

"Stop!" cried Kakashi and pushed Iruka back to the bed, pouncing at him and moving the woman's legs up on his shoulders. "As far as you are so wet for me, my lady…" Kakashi tried the sweet place between Iruka's legs with his finger and licked them afterwards, "…we are starting the main part of our little fun!"

He came down and pushed his stone hard cock into the precious heat between Iruka's wide opened legs. Kakashi felt Iruka taking him whole and made the next push inside, this time harder, causing the loud cry out of woman's throat.

"Tell me how you like it, my lady" whispered Kakashi, increasing the pace, slamming into the welcoming slick warmth.

"Yes!" cried Iruka. "So big there, so hard" Iruka lost himself in overwhelming feelings, "yes, like this, thrust! Fuck me!"

Kakashi grinned at the view of the woman, flouncing under him on the sweaty sheets, partly receiving his already hectic trusts, partly impaling herself on his cock.

"Glad to be helpful, my lady" muttered he with the last and hardest thrusts. "Always ready to fuck you… just let me…" he heard Iruka's mad cry of orgasmic pleasure and spread his seed with the loud moan of the other's name.