CHAPTER 1
At Dr. Eggman's base...
Sonic: *destroys all the badniks and saves the animals*
Eggman: Curse you, Sonic!
Tails: Give back the Chaos Emeralds right now!
Eggman: You'll never get them from me! Go, Metal Sonic! Stall them!
*Metal Sonic lands in front of Sonic*
Sonic: Heh. You know you're just wasting metal on these buckets of bolts!
Eggman: I'm not, because this time, I've made it even more powerful than before!
Sonic: (This'll be wayyy too easy!)
*Sonic and Metal Sonic begin to duke it out*
*Tails follows behind, ready to assist Sonic in any way*
Eggman: OH HO HO HO! Now that they're gone, I can work on this portal, and use it to send that no-good rat away for good!
*Metal Sonic blows up*
Tails: Good job, Sonic!
Sonic: Now, time to get those Emeralds back!
Eggman: Not so fast, hedgehog! *holds up a button*
Sonic: *Sarcastically* Oh no, Tails! It's a button!
Meanwhile in Popstar...
Dedede: Get ready for a clobberin', ya pink puffball!
Kirby: Yeah, we'll just see about that!
Dedede: *swings his hammer crazily at Kirby*
Kirby: *dodges all the swings*
Dedede: Dang it...
Kirby: *sees Waddle Doo* Alright, my turn! *inhales Waddle Doo and becomes Beam Kirby*
Dedede: Oh, boy...
Beam Kirby: *charges up an attack*
Dedede: *crushes Beam Kirby before he's done charging up the attack*
Beam Kirby: *losses his ability*
Back in Mobius...
Tails: What's your scheme, Eggman!
Eggman: Sonic, if you take one more step, you're really not gonna like what happens!
Sonic: ... *takes another step*
Eggman: *presses the button*
*Chaos Emeralds start glowing*
*portal opens up in front of Sonic and starts to pull him in*
Sonic: What?! *grabs onto a loose floorboard*
Eggman: OH HO HO HO! I told you you're not gonna like what happens! When I'm rid of you, I'll take over all of Mobius!
Sonic: Can't... Hold on... Much longer... *hand starts slipping*
Tails: *breaks the glass that the Emeralds are in*
Eggman: NOOOOOOO!
Sonic: *lets go*
*Emeralds go in the portal with him*
On Popstar...
Sonic: *unconsciously falls from the sky*
Dedede: Now, Kirby! Prepare to be finished!
Kirby: urgh...
*a Chaos Emerald donks Dedede on the head*
Dedede: *picks it up* What in the name of- *looks up*
Sonic: *falls through a conveniently placed hole in the roof and lands on Dedede*
Kirby: WHAT THE-
Dedede: Ow... My beatuiful head... *gets up* Who dares hurt the king?
Kirby: I'm pretty sure it was an accident!
Dedede: Accident my behind! Who did that!? *looks at Sonic* Why is there a dead guy on the floor?
Kirby: He's not dead. He's just passed out.
Dedede: Nothing else is falling through there, right? *looks up*
*the rest of the Chaos Emeralds donk Dedede on the head*
Dedede: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW! What're these rocks doin' fallin' from the sky too?!
Kirby: Why do you even have that hole in the roof?
Dedede: Well, I thought it could be used as a sun roof!
Kirby: *facestub*
Dedede: Hey! It's not my fault all of the royal money gets put in the royal taxes!
Kirby: Well, whatever! We gotta help that... *looks at Sonic* ... Thing...
Dedede: I'll see to it that he gets put in my dungeon!
Kirby: No! I cannot let you do that!
Dedede: META KNIGHT!
Kirby: NO! Shut up!
Dedede: Don't tell me what to do! I'm the king! YO, META KNIGHT!
Kirby: SHUT UP, FATTY!
Kirby and Dedede: *have an extreme argument*
Sonic: ...Uh... *wakes up*
Kirby and Dedede: *still arguing*
Sonic: *takes out device that Tails gave him*
*device flashes "Location: Unknown"*
Sonic: Crap...
Meta Knight: *appears out of nowhere* You called me, king?
Dedede: Yeah! I need to to take away this thing! *points to where Sonic was*
Meta Knight: So... He's invisible?
Dedede: *looks around* There! *points to Sonic*
Sonic: Oh great... What now?
Meta Knight: *teleports to Sonic and grabs him by the arms*
Kirby: Stop it, Meta Knight!
Meta Knight: I follow the king's orders, not yours!
Kirby: Alright, just hold on for a minute.
Meta knight: What are you doing?
Kirby: *looks over at Sonic* Uh... Hi... I'm Kirby! What's your name?
Sonic: I'm Sonic! Sonic The Hedgehog! I would be giving you a thumbs up right now, but your friend has me by the arms, so I can't really do that!
Kirby: Meta Knight! Let him go!
Dedede: You can give him to me, Meta Knight! I'll put him in the dungeon. I need to lose a little weight, anyway...
Sonic: WHAT?!
Meta Knight: *hands him over to Dedede* Welp, you better get moving!
Dedede: *grabs Sonic*
Sonic: No way am I getting locked in a dungeon! *spindashes in Dedede's hands*
Dedede: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! *lets go of him*
Sonic: Too easy!
Dedede: Minions, attack!
*Waddle Dees and Waddle Doos surrond Sonic*
Sonic: What ARE these things?!
Kirby: You're not from around here, are you?
Sonic: Nope!
Kirby: *grabs Sonic* Well then, let's get out of here!
Dedede: Hey! Get back here, Kirby!
Meta Knight: Stop, king. Think for a moment, have you ever seen one of those "Sonic" guys here before? He must be from elsewhere.
Dedede: You're right. He doesn't know anything here, so he's completely helpless!
Meta Knight: Let's see how long he lasts!
