CHAPTER 1

At Dr. Eggman's base...

Sonic: *destroys all the badniks and saves the animals*

Eggman: Curse you, Sonic!

Tails: Give back the Chaos Emeralds right now!

Eggman: You'll never get them from me! Go, Metal Sonic! Stall them!

*Metal Sonic lands in front of Sonic*

Sonic: Heh. You know you're just wasting metal on these buckets of bolts!

Eggman: I'm not, because this time, I've made it even more powerful than before!

Sonic: (This'll be wayyy too easy!)

*Sonic and Metal Sonic begin to duke it out*

*Tails follows behind, ready to assist Sonic in any way*

Eggman: OH HO HO HO! Now that they're gone, I can work on this portal, and use it to send that no-good rat away for good!

*Metal Sonic blows up*

Tails: Good job, Sonic!

Sonic: Now, time to get those Emeralds back!

Eggman: Not so fast, hedgehog! *holds up a button*

Sonic: *Sarcastically* Oh no, Tails! It's a button!

Meanwhile in Popstar...

Dedede: Get ready for a clobberin', ya pink puffball!

Kirby: Yeah, we'll just see about that!

Dedede: *swings his hammer crazily at Kirby*

Kirby: *dodges all the swings*

Dedede: Dang it...

Kirby: *sees Waddle Doo* Alright, my turn! *inhales Waddle Doo and becomes Beam Kirby*

Dedede: Oh, boy...

Beam Kirby: *charges up an attack*

Dedede: *crushes Beam Kirby before he's done charging up the attack*

Beam Kirby: *losses his ability*

Back in Mobius...

Tails: What's your scheme, Eggman!

Eggman: Sonic, if you take one more step, you're really not gonna like what happens!

Sonic: ... *takes another step*

Eggman: *presses the button*

*Chaos Emeralds start glowing*

*portal opens up in front of Sonic and starts to pull him in*

Sonic: What?! *grabs onto a loose floorboard*

Eggman: OH HO HO HO! I told you you're not gonna like what happens! When I'm rid of you, I'll take over all of Mobius!

Sonic: Can't... Hold on... Much longer... *hand starts slipping*

Tails: *breaks the glass that the Emeralds are in*

Eggman: NOOOOOOO!

Sonic: *lets go*

*Emeralds go in the portal with him*

On Popstar...

Sonic: *unconsciously falls from the sky*

Dedede: Now, Kirby! Prepare to be finished!

Kirby: urgh...

*a Chaos Emerald donks Dedede on the head*

Dedede: *picks it up* What in the name of- *looks up*

Sonic: *falls through a conveniently placed hole in the roof and lands on Dedede*

Kirby: WHAT THE-

Dedede: Ow... My beatuiful head... *gets up* Who dares hurt the king?

Kirby: I'm pretty sure it was an accident!

Dedede: Accident my behind! Who did that!? *looks at Sonic* Why is there a dead guy on the floor?

Kirby: He's not dead. He's just passed out.

Dedede: Nothing else is falling through there, right? *looks up*

*the rest of the Chaos Emeralds donk Dedede on the head*

Dedede: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, OW! What're these rocks doin' fallin' from the sky too?!

Kirby: Why do you even have that hole in the roof?

Dedede: Well, I thought it could be used as a sun roof!

Kirby: *facestub*

Dedede: Hey! It's not my fault all of the royal money gets put in the royal taxes!

Kirby: Well, whatever! We gotta help that... *looks at Sonic* ... Thing...

Dedede: I'll see to it that he gets put in my dungeon!

Kirby: No! I cannot let you do that!

Dedede: META KNIGHT!

Kirby: NO! Shut up!

Dedede: Don't tell me what to do! I'm the king! YO, META KNIGHT!

Kirby: SHUT UP, FATTY!

Kirby and Dedede: *have an extreme argument*

Sonic: ...Uh... *wakes up*

Kirby and Dedede: *still arguing*

Sonic: *takes out device that Tails gave him*

*device flashes "Location: Unknown"*

Sonic: Crap...

Meta Knight: *appears out of nowhere* You called me, king?

Dedede: Yeah! I need to to take away this thing! *points to where Sonic was*

Meta Knight: So... He's invisible?

Dedede: *looks around* There! *points to Sonic*

Sonic: Oh great... What now?

Meta Knight: *teleports to Sonic and grabs him by the arms*

Kirby: Stop it, Meta Knight!

Meta Knight: I follow the king's orders, not yours!

Kirby: Alright, just hold on for a minute.

Meta knight: What are you doing?

Kirby: *looks over at Sonic* Uh... Hi... I'm Kirby! What's your name?

Sonic: I'm Sonic! Sonic The Hedgehog! I would be giving you a thumbs up right now, but your friend has me by the arms, so I can't really do that!

Kirby: Meta Knight! Let him go!

Dedede: You can give him to me, Meta Knight! I'll put him in the dungeon. I need to lose a little weight, anyway...

Sonic: WHAT?!

Meta Knight: *hands him over to Dedede* Welp, you better get moving!

Dedede: *grabs Sonic*

Sonic: No way am I getting locked in a dungeon! *spindashes in Dedede's hands*

Dedede: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! *lets go of him*

Sonic: Too easy!

Dedede: Minions, attack!

*Waddle Dees and Waddle Doos surrond Sonic*

Sonic: What ARE these things?!

Kirby: You're not from around here, are you?

Sonic: Nope!

Kirby: *grabs Sonic* Well then, let's get out of here!

Dedede: Hey! Get back here, Kirby!

Meta Knight: Stop, king. Think for a moment, have you ever seen one of those "Sonic" guys here before? He must be from elsewhere.

Dedede: You're right. He doesn't know anything here, so he's completely helpless!

Meta Knight: Let's see how long he lasts!