A poem about a Green Leaf.

Disclaimer: As far as I know I did not write Lord of the Rings. It seems I am not rolling in my grave or jumping in piles of money so it seems i have no affiliation whatsoever with anything Lord of the Rings like. These, although are my own words so I would appreciate it if you didn't 'borrow' them or 'steal' them. If you would like them u can ask.

NB: Andelites are from animorphs and I didn't write them either.

The Beginning:

In 10 seconds I decide to write
A poem about an Andelite

And then I think, maybe not
You cannot say that they are hot

So what about my Legolas dear
About him all girls want to hear

And so I start to type this rhyme,
I count the beats and check the time.

And when I finish, I will post
This, on a fan fiction host.

People will review hopefully
And that will bring some joy in me.

Now for the actual poem part
Where to begin? Where to start?

Legolas is my pride and joy
He is a stunning little boy

Or is he a stunning little girl
All I know, he likes to twirl

He shoots his bow at evil guys
And hits them right between the eyes

He's friends with man and with dwarf
And I know Andelites can morph.

He runs swiftly across the ground
You cannot hear him make a sound.

He uses blades when he's up close
And then he kills... ewww gross.

If I were elf and he were mine
I wouldn't be writing this rhyme

I would probably be in close embrace
With the elf with fair a face.

And so I end this poem of mine
It didn't take me that long time

And I will go to upload screen
So when you review... be nice, not mean.

The End.