Never Nearly Headless
By Draegan.
Chapter One
Nick goes headless
The grounds surrounding Hogwarts were eerie looking, like a graveyard. There was mist snaking sinisterly across the damp grass, like a hundred thousand mourning ghosts. It was the perfect night for a Halloween party.
The students of Hogwarts were all inside, sheltering from the cold like rabbits sheltering from predators, eating their magnificent meal. 6th year Harry Potter had sneaked outside, his girlfriend Cho Chang at his side, as they both shared a single cigarette.
"It's fucking freezing out here," Harry moaned, then he slithered his tongue into her mouth.
Once departed, Cho nodded. "Uh huh. Cold as ice," she agreed, linking her arms around his neck as she flicked the cigarette to the grass. "Kiss me again."
Harry obeyed her as if she was his master, and before long, they were behind a bush, rolling around. Harry was licking her chest as if there was chocolate spread scattered across it, releasing jovial sounds at the same time. Cho had wrapped her legs around him, and was tearing off her top. Her breasts were large, and hanging like tow shopping bags full of water. Harry was hypnotized.
"We must be shit crazy having sex in this cold," Harry muttered, but it came out as a moan.
"Just shut up and get your tadpoles out of the tank," Cho snapped like a Lion, caressing his back as if it were a silent, sleeping cat.
Suddenly, a bone white figure appeared beside them like a cloud. It was Nearly Headless Nick, and he has a disgusted look on his face, twisted up as if some invisible hand had sculpted him to be like that.
"Harry, I thought better of you. How repulsive of you. Now stop fucking and get back inside the castle before they lock the doors. Put your top on, you ignorant Slytherin Slut," he roared angrily like a Giant.
"I'm a Ravenclaw, and don't you ever call me that again, you horrible headless creep!" Cho shrieked, searching for her top, scanning the grass like a microscope, but it was too dark. She could not find it.
"Nearly headless," Nick corrected with a smirk.
Suddenly, like a bolt out of the blue, Cho lost her temper, just like a minute, spoiled baby, and tore off his head. Although he was a ghost, she could somehow still touch him. Nick screeched with consumed pain, and screamed as Cho sent his head whistling through the air, disappearing into the murky depths of the forbidden forest.
"Cho! You stupid slag!" Harry roared, exasperated. White blood poured from his neck, and his body toppled to the floor. His guts began to emerge through the hole in his neck, and it wasn't long before Harry was wiping vomit from his lips.
"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, but he insulted me shitless. I just lost my temper, and I snapped. I couldn't help it!" Cho explained, leaping over his heart.
"You do realize that we have to go and get it?"
"But I can't find my top!"
"So? You look better without it! Leave those saggy tits hang, girl!"
Harry ran into the forest nervously, his heart beating hard enough almost to shudder the entire earth. Cho followed, screaming as her boobs rammed against her chest.
A black figure with glaring red eyes followed them…
