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The Akatsuki Go To School

The First Day

It was the first day of high school for the Akatsuki. Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, Tobi, Itachi, Kisame, Pain, Konan, and Zetsu sat in their first period class. They were given their first assignment to draw something they liked on a piece of paper for the teacher.

Everyone was quietly doing their own work. Hidan looked around and saw Tobi's picture.

"What the fuck is that?" He asked Tobi.

Tobi looked up at him. "Ponies and lollipops."

Hidan asked, "Why the hell are you drawing ponies?"

"Because they're pretty!" Tobi answered happily.

The teacher looked up from her desk, "Who's talking?"

Tobi pointed to Hidan, "He is." He started doing his work again.

"This is a quiet assignment," Ms. Teacher said to Hidan.

"Whatever bitch," He said back.

Ms. Teacher looked offended, "Excuse me?"

Hidan repeated it, more slowly, "I said, whatever. Bitch."

The teacher tried to stay calm, "Don't call me that again, sir."

Hidan answered, "What are you gonna do about it, bitch?"

Ms. Teacher said simply, "I'm warning you sir."

"What bitch?"

She was obviously getting annoyed. "If you call me that one more time I will give you a dentention."

"What the fuck is a detention?" Hidan asked.

Ms. Teacher stood up angrily. "One more cuss word comes out of your mouth and I am giving you two detentions, sir!"

Hidan raised his voice to the teacher. "What the hell? I didn't do anything bitch!"

"That's it! Come over here! You are getting three detentions sir!" Ms. Teacher shouted at him.

Hidan stood up on his chair and shouted back at her, "For the last time I didn't fucking do anything!"

Ms. Teacher slammed her fist on the desk. "You disrespected me! I said stop it and you kept cussing!"

Everyone stopped drawing but kept their eyes on their papers, and giggled softly. The teacher and Hidan didn't notice and carried on shouting at each other.

Ms. Teacher held up a piece of paper. "Come over here and get your detention now, Mister!"

Hidan threw a pen at her. "No bitch!"

Ms. Teacher ducked behind her desk and the pen landed on the floor behind her. When she stood up again her face was all red with anger. "If you don't stop right now, I will tell the principal what you're doing!"

"What the hell is a principal?"

The teacher clenched her fists tightly and stomped over to his desk. Her face was as red as an apple with rage. When she got to his desk, she slammed the papers on his desk and stomped back to her desk. Then she sat back down angrily, glaring at Hidan the whole time.

Hidan glared at the teacher again and then took the papers in his fist. "Damn bitch," he muttered as he sat down.

Kakuzu chuckled under his mask. Hidan glared at him and said, "Shut the hell up." The teacher didn't hear him.

Author's Note: Well, I hope you enjoyed it! I will write more about the Akatsuki's adventures in high school.