Actually fairly important: This fanfic is where Harry Potter ideas that are decent, but not long enough to post separately, will gather! Most of them will probably be humor, and some romance. ^_^ Don't take any of them too seriously. Hope you enjoy! Feel free to steal any and put them in your own fan fictions.

Disclaimer: Is my name J.…NO…so do I own Harry potter….NO!

Characters: Harry, Station Master

Genre: Humor

Harry: excuse me sir can you tell me how to get to platform nine and three quarters?

Ticket master: Platform nine and three quarters think your being funny do you!

Next boy to come up to him: excuse me sir can you tell me how to get to platform nine?

Ticket master: Platform nine think your being funny do you!