AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) Are you supposed to be Medieval? 2 my gf (ew not in that way) homophobe raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Apostrophe? and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid Limpid means clear, so how can your eyes be blue? tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I'll be more than happy to leave. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. So, incest now, huh? I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England Is that what you think? where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) Well how about that?. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I go to Hot Topic like, every weekend. Just because the place looks like a bat cave doesn't mean that it sells things that are similar to the surroundings. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Yeah, cos only PREPZ like Edward Cullen sparkle. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. But then the prep snaps it off.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! The suspense!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. Draco Malfoy being shy is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. This ending totally leaves me wanting more.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!