11:17 PM 6/8/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DBZ ep268 "Fusion!! Vegeta's Pride and Goku's Anger"
{Goku:} [holding out the Potara] There's no time to talk, just put this in your right ear. Please!
{Vegeta:} Why?
{Goku:} If you put this on too, we'll fuse together.
{Vegeta:} Fuse?
{Goku:} Right. Then a super strong warrior will be born from the mixture of our strengths!
{Vegeta:} Do you think I'm that stupid!? Why should I trust you!?
{Goku:} Vegeta!!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hello and welcome to another story by yours truely. For anyone who remembers way back in February in
one of my fics, "Camp Kakarrot" we had Vejitto over as our special guest. Since he's actually in today's fic we decided to
have his "brother" as our guest.
Goku: (happily) Gogeta!
Vegeta: Oh great, another half-kako'ed moron.
Goku: He is not a moron Veggie! How dare you say such things about your own children!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) THEY ARE NOT OUR CHILDREN YOU BLOCKHEAD!!!
Gogeta: [enters and sits down between Son & Chu] Hello. My name is Gogeta and I have 30 minutes to live.
Goku: (sympathetically) Really? That's kinda sad.
Gogeta: It isn't when you consider I'm going to be spending almost half that time here chatting with you bakayaros.
Vegeta: (perks up) (to Son) Did he just say "bakayaros"?
Goku: Yes he did.
Vegeta: [moves his chair between Chu & Goggie] (grins) [shakes his hand] So! How ya doin, 'son'?
Gogeta: Lousy. My kako-brained brother gets a whole fic and almost 5 episodes in the show and what do I get. 2 MINUTES in
ONE movie.
Goku: (grins) I do enjoy movies.
Gogeta: Yeah, but 5 half hour episodes! That's like, uh....uh....a lot!
Vegeta: (smirks) You just pulled a Kakarrot.
Gogeta: (whining) I DID NOT!!!
Goku: [looks at himself] (confused) Where?
Chuquita: Actually, 5 episodes is about 150 minutes. Which is also 2 hours and 30 minutes.
Gogeta: (sniffles) I didn't even get 2 minutes and 30 SECONDS.
Goku: Awwww, poor baby. [hugs Goge]
Gogeta: (smiles) Thanks Mommy.
Goku: (giggles) Goggie's as sweet as little Veggie, on the inside....wait, did you call me Mommy?
Gogeta: Yeah?
Goku: But, that doesn't make any sense. Ji-chan called me the Daddy.
Gogeta: (sits up) We happen to disagree on several things conserning that.
Vegeta: Does that make me the Daddy this time?
Gogeta: (nods) Yup!
Vegeta: WOO-HOO! (pauses) You're not gonna do any stupid Kako-stunts and put any #1 Daddy stickers on my shirt, are you?
Gogeta: Why would I do that?
Goku: (grins) Ji-chan put a #1 Mommy sticker on Veggie's shirt the last time he was here.
Gogeta: (rolls his eyes) Yah, that's Vejitto alright.
Chuquita: (happily) So, ready to get this story started Googie?
Goku: (Mr. Correction) It's Go-JEE, not Goo-GEE.
Chuquita: I like callin him Googie though. It's like that old Animaniacs cartoon. "Make a Googie".
Goku: (grins) Me-n-Veggie made a Googie.
Gogeta: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (face turns bright red) [slams his head on the desk] (groaning) OHhhhhhhhh...
Goku: And we made a Ji-chan too.
Vegeta: (groans with embarassment) Somebody up there--take me NOW!
Chuquita: Aww, Vedge, ya can't leave yet. We're just about to start the fic.
Goku: Yeah Veggie, don't be a party-pooper.
Vegeta: (sniffs the seat of his chair) What???
Goku: ... (heart-melting) AWWWWWW silly confused little Veggie who makes me laugh. Sit down so we can give the summary.
Summary: Vejitto? What ever happened to him anyway? After 2 weeks of driving Lord Enma insane the aggrivated ogre decides to
get rid of the saiyajin by sending him back to Earth along with the rest of the people killed by Buu. Unwillingly, Dende
takes Vejitto to his tower and decides the best thing to do is to leave him in the custody of his parents. But which one?
How will Goku and Vegeta react to the latest edition of a third saiyajin even stronger than themselves? How will Chi-Chi
react to meeting one of her worst nightmares face-to-face? Will Vejitto ever find his real Mommy?
Goku: Wasn't there a Dr. Seuss book by the same name of this story.
Chuquita: Something similiar I think.
Gogeta: (cheerfully) Oh yeah! The one with the little baby bird that keeps trying to find his mommy and mistakes all these
other animals for her like a cat and a dog and even a jet--
Vegeta: (looks at Goggie skeptically)
Gogeta: (laughs nervously) Heh-heh-heh, not that I actually READ Dr. Seuss books, I mean, they're for little kids and, uh,
heh-heh, let's start the fic, shall we?
Chuquita: With pleasure.
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" Hey, what's this button do? " Vejitto said as his finger hung eagerly upon the large red button on Enma's desk.
" DON'T TOUCH THAT! " Lord Enma snapped at him.
Vejitto blinked, then glared at the large red creature, " HEY! Do you know who I am! I am the greatest saiyajin
warrior ever to live! I can push any buttons I like! "
" Uhh, oh, look over there, a cookie! " Enma said changing the subject, pointing to the corner of the room.
" OOH! COOKIES! I LOVE COOKIES! " Vejitto grinned, hopping off the desk and running towards the other end of the
room, " You better not be tricking me! Because if you are I'll-- "
" --destroy me. I know, I know. " Enma gritted through his teeth, a vein bulging on his forehead. It had been nearly
2 weeks since Majin Buu had been defeated. While those who had been destroyed or eaten alive by Buu had been sent back to
Earth, Vejitto presented an odd case. No two people had ever been seperated after fusing with the portara earrings. And when
the fusion's essence had first been sent to his office, he had to admit he was a little surprised himself. It was strange
because Enma really couldn't directly send him anywhere. Vejitto did exist, but the question remaining was that was he
technically born. Goku and Vegeta had survived the un-fusion, so Vejitto had to be a completely different entity all together
. Besides, Enma had practically no records on the guy or what to do in such a case. So he decided to do the only thing he
COULD do.
" DENDE!! " he pressed a blue button on his desk, instantly causing the short namekian to appear infront of him.
" Wha--huh? " Dende looked around, confused and still in his nightie. He then noticed Enma & gulped, " WAHH!!
Enma-sama! " he bowed nervously, " To what do I owe the, uhh, pleasure? "
" Dende, I have a problem. " he said, fatigue in his voice. Dende looked up at him.
" Sir, you don't look like you've slept in days! " Dende gawked.
" 2 weeks to be precise, Dende. " Enma cringed, " You see, I've had quite a 'bug', and it's starting to make me VERY
CRANKY. " he narrowed his eyes at Dende.
" A, bug? " Dende blinked.
" Hey, there's no cookies over there! " Vejitto said angrily, dashing around infront of Enma's desk. He grinned,
" Hey! It's Denny! Hi Denny! " he waved happily.
" How??? " Dende gawked at the figure.
" Don't ask me. " Enma said, annoyed as he shuffled some papers on his desk, " I thought I'd be rid of him as soon
as everyone else got wished back to life. He's been halo-less for a while now and he STILL HASN'T LEFT! " he pounded his fist
down on the desk.
" Aww, you're not mad, you're just saying that cuz ya like me! " Vejitto put on his best Son-grin.
" Dende, as guardian of Earth, I'm leaving Vejitto in your custody. " Enma smirked evilly, tired, " Do with him as
you please. "
" ARE YOU NUTS!!! " Dende panicked, " I CAN'T TAKE SON GOKU AND VEGETA BY THEMSELVES, NOT TO MENTION SOMEONE THAT'S
BOTH!! "
" Too bad, your problem. " Enma chuckled, then reached for the blue button, " Bye Dende! Good riddence, saiyajerk. "
" *BEEP*! " Enma froze, then glanced to his left to see Vejitto with his hands pressed down on the red button.
" Bye Enma-san! " he waved. A hole opened up underneath Lord Enma's chair, sending him plummeting downward. Vejitto
grinned, " That's gonna take him a while to get back up here. " he jumped down and grabbed Dende by the wrist, " Come on
Denny! Let's go home! "
Dende sweatdropped, " Home...right. " he said, pressing the blue button and causing them to disappear.
" By the way, nice dress. " Vejitto snickered.
" IT'S NOT A DRESS IT'S A NIGHTIE!!!! "
" Whatever you say Denny. "
" Oh-kay, waitaminute. " Piccolo said outloud to Dende as they stood on Kami's tower at 3:00 in the morning. He was
watching Vejitto jump around the lookout doing various sparring exercises, " Now let me get this straight. That thing over
there is a saiyajin. "
" Yes. "
" But there are no other living saiyajins left with the exception of Son and Vegeta. "
" Yes. "
" And this guy is their 'baby'? "
Dende sighed, " If you want to put it that way, then yes. In a way he is. "
" ....AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! " Piccolo burst into laughter, " VEGETA'S A--HAHAHAHAHAHA-A
Muh--MOMMY! HAHAHAHAHAHA--ack! " he froze to see Vejitto suspicously staring at him, face to face.
" Who's my Mommy? " Vejitto narrowed his eyes.
" Uh--your Mommy? " Piccolo blinked.
" I suppose it WOULD be hard to chose exactly WHO he wants to be 'Mommy'. " Dende rubbed his chin.
" Your Mommy's name is Vegeta. " Piccolo said, smirking. Dende sweatdropped.
" PICCOLO!! " the little namek exclaimed.
" Really? " Vejitto's eyes widened.
" Really. " Piccolo said, " And guess what, both Mommy and Daddy live on this planet. "
" REALLY??? " a look of excitement engulfed Vejitto's face.
" Yes. Really. " Piccolo said flatly.
" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'M GONNA LIVE WITH MOMMY AND DADDY! I'M GONNA LIVE WITH MOMMY AND DADDY! " Vejitto said
in a sing-song voice as he ran around in a circle.
" What have you done. " Dende said in a small voice, shocked, " You might have very well just instigated World
War III!!! " he shrieked.
" I know. " Piccolo grinned menacingly.
" WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!!!! " Dende screamed.
" Revenge. "
" REVENGE?!? "
" Hey, YOU weren't Son Goku's "little buddy" for a full 5 years! " Piccolo said, disgusted.
" SO?! "
:::West City's 18th Mardi Gras; 2 years pre-Gohan...
" HEY MACERANA MACERANA MACERANA! HEY MACERANA MACERANA MACERANA! " Goku sang horribly off-key in the gigantic crowd
of celebrating people. All dressed in sombaros and other Mexican gear. Piccolo stood in the middle of the group with a large
sombaro on his head and a clearly aggitated look on his silent face, " COME ON PICCY! SING WITH ME! AY YAI YAI YAI!!! " he
grinned, tossing several plastic flower lays on the top of Piccolo's sombaro like a ring toss.:::
" ...everything was going painfully smooth until Goku decided to start up a cha-cha line. " Piccolo growled, deeply
embarassed, " I didn't want to be in his little line so he had the whole gang of them make a circle around me while they
were doing it. He thought I was enjoying myself....how I loathe the title of the "little buddy". "
" WHEE! " Vejitto's screeching jolted Piccolo out of his daydream. The tall namek looked up to see his turban/helmet
was now missing along with his cape.
" HEY! LOOK AT ME POPO! I'M PICCY-CHAN! " Vejitto said, wearing the aforementioned messing items.
" Mr. Popo advices fusion child to remove Piccolo's clothing from fusion child's body. " Mr. Popo said, shaking his
finger in Vejitto's direction.
" Mmm--OH-KAY! " Vejitto shrugged, then plunked the helmet on Popo's head and wrapped the cape around his neck,
" Hmm, nope. It doesn't do a THING for you. " he mocked, then giggled to himself.
" And you want to KEEP this thing here? " Piccolo cocked an eyebrow at Dende.
" Well, I didn't have much of a choice. I got orders from, uhh, higher up to take him into custody. But I AM allowed
to dump him on someone else, as long as they're living on the same planet I'm guarding. "
" But do we REALLY want to unlease this creature upon the Earth? " Piccolo thought outloud.
" KA-MEH-HA-MEH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! "
" *FOOOSH!* " a huge beam of ki flew past Piccolo and Dende, nearly missing them.
Mr. Popo looked up at Piccolo's helmet, which the ki had sliced in half. The two halfs fell off of Popo's head and
landed on the floor.
" Oh Mr. Popo's heart is beating very quickly. " Popo said, then fainted.
" ...feel like dumpin somebody? " Piccolo said.
" Let's dump him. " Dende agreed, " ...but where? "
" Goku's!!! " Piccolo gawked as he, Dende, and Vejitto stood infront of the Son home.
" Would you rather I drop him off at Capsule Corp to see what "Mommy" has to say about this. " Dende looked up at
him with skepticism.
" Actually, yes. I would. " Piccolo smirked.
" I'm sure that Son Goku would take this much lighter than Vegeta would. " Dende explained, " And, besides, we don't
have to tell them right away exactly WHO Vejitto is. I mean, how many people besides Majin Buu, Hercule, the dog and myself
actually saw Vejitto in action? "
" The Kaios... "
" Yeah but they don't count. " Dende said, then reached for the doorbell, only to have Vejitto press his green head
down with one hand and push the doorbell himself.
" Heeheehee! " Vejitto grinned.
" Hello? " a familiar voice said, opening the door.
" AAUGH! CHI-CHI!!! " Piccolo yelped, " I WASN'T EXPECTING HER!!! "
" Eehhh... " Dende shivered.
" Dende? Piccolo? What are you two doing here? " Chi-Chi said, confused.
" MOMMY!!! " a large figure glomped onto her, " MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!! "
" Eh??? " she pulled the figure away.
" Are you my Mommy? " Vejitto asked anxiously.
" Your MOMMY? " Chi-Chi said, " I'm not your Mo--*sniff*-*sniff* excuse me for a second. " she pushed him away,
sniffing the air, " Where is he? "
" Where's WHO? " Dende asked.
" Ouji. " she narrowed her eyes, " I can smell that stinky little monster a mile away. WHERE ARE YOU VEGETA!!! "
Chi-Chi snarled.
" Vegeta? " Vejitto cocked his head. Chi-Chi took a good look at him and gasped.
" YOU HAVE OUJI EYES! "
" Awww, thanks....is that a good thing? " Vejitto asked curiously.
" No, look. Your eyes. They're OUJI eyes. I'd recognize their shape anywhere! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, then paused, " Say
who are you? "
" I'm a fusion baby! " Vejitto said proudly.
" ...GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her lungs.
Goku walked towards the door, then sniffed the air and squealed, " LITTLE VEGGIE IS HERE!! " he bolted out the door
and tackled the spiky black haired figure, " Oh little Veggie I am so happy to see you again it's been nearly 3 whole hours
since you left and-- " he paused from hugging the saiyajin an stared at him, " --you're not my little buddy, are you? "
" Last time I checked, no. " Vejitto said, a small glow in his face.
" Oh...THAT'S OH-KAY! " Goku gave him another hug, then let go, " Hey Chi-chan, this guy glows red just like my lil
Veggie! "
" I'm...glowing? " Vejitto looked down at bright red arms and shrieked, " AHH!!! I'M GLOWING! I'M DISEASED! I'M GONNA
DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!! " he cried, then pointed to Goku, " THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU BAKAYARO!!! "
" Bakayaro... " Goku repeated in awe, then grinned and reached out to hug him again, " PERSON WHO IS RELATED TO
LITTLE VEGGIE GIVE ME A HUG! "
" AHH! " Vejitto zipped behind Piccolo.
" There's nothing to be afraid of, your Kaasan does that too when your Daddy hugs her. " Piccolo rolled his eyes,
" It's just genetics. "
" Mommy? " Vejitto scratched his head, " Then that means, that's---MY DADDY! " he lept at Goku, latching onto him,
" Hello Daddy! Didja miss me? " he asked eagerly.
" Daddy??? " Goku said, confused.
" Forget about it Goku, he accidentally called ME "mommy". " Chi-Chi whispered to him.
" Maybe we are his mommy and daddy. I mean, he could be just like Mirai, you know, "from the future of the alternate
dimension". " Goku suggested.
Chi-Chi shook her head, " Nope. He's too short to be our son and he's got ouji eyes. "
Goku looked down at Vejitto, " HEY! He does have eyes that look just like Veggie's. COOL! " he said cheerfully,
" Maybe Chi-chan he is Mirai's brother. "
" He DOES resemble Mirai, Bura, and Trunks...but they all have lavender hair. "
" Maybe this guy happened to get lucky enough to get the Veggie-hair-color gene. " Goku said.
" Then why did they bring him HERE! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
Goku sniffled, " What if Veggie threw him out? Poor little baby. "
" We haven't been to Capsule Corp yet. " Dende said nervously.
" Besides, Goku. If Vegeta knew he had a kid somewhere that looked THIS MUCH like a "real saiyajin" I doubt he'd
just kick him out of the house. " she said, then looked at him curiously, " And WHAT'S a FUSION BABY! "
" I dunno... " Goku trailed off, then felt something tugging at his pantleg and looked down to see Dende. He smiled,
" Hello Denny! "
" Hey, you call him Denny too? " Vejitto said, impressed, " Small world. "
" Son Goku will you please follow me over here for a second. I have something to speak to you in private about. "
Dende said.
" Ooh, a secret. " Vejitto said, interested.
" A secrety secret. " Goku added.
" Just follow me! " Dende groaned.
" Oh-kay! " Goku let go of Vejitto, " Bye person who looks like Veggie! "
" Bye Daddy! " Vejitto waved.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Now Son-San. About that saiyajin over there. " Dende began.
" He IS a saiyajin? No kidding? " Goku's eyes widened, " Did somebody wish him back or somethin? He doesn't have any
Veggie-battle-armor on or anything like that. "
" His name is Vejitto. He wasn't born on Bejito-sei he was born on Earth. " Dende explained, " Vejitto is a fusion
baby. He looks about your age but in reality he's only about 2 weeks old. "
" 2 weeks...hey, we were fighting Majin Buu 2 weeks ago! " Goku came to realization.
" Vejitto was born DURING the fight. By a pair of MAGICAL EARRINGS called the PORTARA. " Dende hinted at the large
saiyajin.
" His parents are a pair of women's jewelry??? Wow... " Goku said, amazed, then yelped as Dende jumped up and smacked
him on the head.
" NO!!! HE WAS BORN BY THE WEARERS OF THE _PORTARA_ EARRINGS!!!! " Dende gritted through his teeth, then calmed down,
" Now WHO do you know of that was wearing the magical kaio's potara earrings, Goku? "
He thought for a moment, " Hmm....me-n-Veggie! " Goku said happily.
" Right. And that means that his genes are a mixture of-- "
" Me-n-Veggie's? "
" And who are his parents? "
" Me-n-Veh---oh my goodness... " Goku's eyes widened large enough to engulf half his head, " I'm a Daddy...for a 3rd
time!...repetitively! Amazing...I am a baby-making machine. "
" Yes. " Dende sweatdropped, " Well, Son, you see your "fusion baby" had been, for the past two weeks, literally
driving Enma-sama insane. He sent Vejitto back with me. I was wondering if you could, err, take care of him for a while until
we find a good place for him to live permently. "
Goku smiled at Dende and saluted him, " I will do my best to take care of me-n-Veggie's little, uh, grown, little
grown baby. "
" Good. And one more thing. " Dende held up one finger, " You are not to inform ANYBODY as to where Vejitto has come
from, not to mention WHO he has come from. "
" Not even little Veggie himself? "
" ESPECIALLY not Vegeta! " Dende shook his head, " That would disasterous! "
" But Veggie is always griping about how there's only 2 saiyajins left, I'd think he would be HAPPY to find out
there's a third. " Goku said, confused.
" Vejitto is also as strong as you and Vegeta's chi powers COMBINED. "
" ...oh yeah. Veggie wouldn't like that. He's got that whole "I'm the prince so I'm the strongest" thing of his. "
Goku said sadly, " How would I introduce them to each other anyways? "Hi Veggie, this is our fusion love child"...nope. I
can't see that happening. " he shrugged, " Chi-chan wouldn't like it very much either... " he suddenly gasped, " OH NO!
This doesn't mean I cheated on Chi-Chi does it!!! "
" NO! NO! We had no idea Vejitto was his own creation until he was sent to Enma's in the first place. " Dende waved
his arms about frantically, " We assumed Vejitto was just the two of you working the same body, like Gotenks was. "
" Oh, that's a different kind of fusion. The dancing one is just sharing the same body space for 30 minutes. Nobody
gets born THAT WAY. In fact, I don't really remember much of our fight with Buu when Veggie and I were fused together...he
doesn't either. " Goku nodded, " We were in some kind of magical white void with lotsa beautiful stuff in it...but that is
another story. "
" That settles it then. If you two weren't the ones out in consiousness fighting Buu then that means HE was! " Dende
pointed to Vejitto, who just waved friendily back.
" Aww, Ji-chan reminds me of Veggie. Only taller! " Goku clasped his hands together, " I think I'm gonna go introduce
myself. " he said, walking back over to the others.
" GOKU WAIT! REMEMBER!!! "
" Huh? Oh, I know, don't tell 'um about Ji-chan. Got it! " he grinned, then made his way towards Vejitto, " Hello
Ji-chan. My name is Son Goku. I, too, am a saiyajin. "
" This THING is a saiyajin!!! " Chi-Chi gawked, pointing to Vejitto.
" According to Dende he is. " Goku smiled at her, " Oh! Denny also wants to know if Vejitto can stay here with us for
a couple days. "
Chi-Chi turned a pale green, " Go-chan, I don't know. I can barely cook enough food to feed you, Gohan, and Goten.
But a fourth---we don't have the money! "
Dende zapped something into his hand and was instantly holding several pounds of cash, " Here! " he held them out to
Chi-Chi, who grinned greedily and snatched the money.
" But I'm sure we can make room! " she said sweetly, then glared, " He's not related to OUJI-BOY, is he? "
" Uhh, uhh, " Goku said nervously.
" Of course not! " Dende interupted him, " Vejitto is a perfectly normal saiyajin, like Goku here. "
" Oh. How long is he staying for? " Chi-Chi asked.
" Couple days. We should be able to find an apartment for him by Monday. " Dende said.
" Alright. I guess we could-- " Chi-Chi looked up to see Dende and Piccolo were already several miles away.
" BYE VEJITTO! "
" GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR "MOMMY"! "
" PICCOLO! " Dende smacked him over the head.
The two nameks flew off, leaving Chi-Chi, Goku, and Vejitto standing there, utterly bewildered.
" I have a bad feeling about this. " Chi-Chi mumbled as Goku showed Vejitto inside. Her eyes flickered when she
noticed the all-to-familiar white gloves and yellow-tipped boots Vejitto was wearing, " And it screams the word "ouji". "
" Vejitto, these are Chi-chan and I's sons, Gohan and Goten. " Goku said, pointing to the boys. Gohan was laying on
the couch watching Goten and Trunks playing video games, " The one with the lavender hair is Trunks. He's not ours. He's
Bulma and Veh--uhh, he lives at Capsule Corp. " the saiyajin put on a cheesy grin.
" Can I play too? " he leaned his head over the top of the couch, staring at the glimmering TV screen. Gohan looked
up at Vejitto and gawked.
" Uhh, Dad, who's that? " he pointed to Vejitto.
" Oh this is Ji-chan. He's a fusion baby and he's gonna be living with us till Monday when Dende gets him his very
own apartment somewhere. " Goku explained.
" Hey, are you guys saiyajins too? " Vejitto said eagerly, hopping onto the couch and rudely pushing Gohan to the
other side. Gohan glared at him.
" Yup! " Goten said, still paying attention the screen infront of him.
" We're both half-saiyajins. " Trunks continued pressing the buttons on his controller, " My Toussan is the prince
of an entire planet....oh, and Goten's dad's a saiyajin too. "
" HEY! " Goten shouted, offended. He turned to Trunks while still managing to play the game, " You say it like my
Dad isn't important. Will he's just as important as Uncle Veggie if not more! "
" Veggie? Who's Veggie? " Vejitto blinked.
Goku grinned, " He's my little buddy. He helped make yo--bake uhh, he helped me bake Majin Buu when we battled him.
Yup, we fried him alright. Heh-heh-heh. " he laughed nervously.
Vejitto narrowed his eyes, " You're covering up something, arentcha Daddy? "
" Ulp! " Goku froze as the three boys instantly stopped what they were doing and stared wide-eyed at Goku and
Vejitto.
" Uhh, did he just call you Daddy, Toussan? " Gohan said, worried.
" Naw, you're just hearing things. " Goku dismissed it, " Umm, Vejitto why don't you help me get the stuff ready
for breakfast huh? "
" YAY! " Vejitto cheered, " I LOVE BREAKFAST! "
They entered the kitchen to find Chi-Chi busy making waffles. Vejitto peered over her shoulder and down at the
mixture in the bowl.
" Ooh, whatcha making, Pancakes? " he licked his chops.
" Waffles. " Chi-Chi replied.
" I like pancakes better than waffles. " Vejitto frowned.
" Do you? I happen to know someone ELSE who prefers the SHORT stack to a waffle tower. " Chi-Chi said, emphasizing
the word short.
" Well he must have pretty good taste then. " Vejitto grinned.
Chi-Chi snorted, " Oh he'll have good taste alright. One of these days I'm gonna boil him alive in that pot outside,
THEN we'll see how good he tastes! " she stirred the batter more aggressively.
" She seems a little tense. " Vejitto said, sitting down in Chi-Chi's chair next to Goku.
" Get out of my chair. " Chi-Chi said shortly.
" Sorry. " Vejitto apologized, then grabbed a nearby stool that looked as though someone had been using it as a
chair and sat down.
" So, "Vejitto". " Chi-Chi said as she set a large plate of waffles in the middle of the table, " Those are very
interesting gloves and boots you're wearing. "
Goku looked around the room nervously.
" Yeah, they are pretty cool. Keep my hands nice-n-toasty! " Vejitto smiled.
" Where did you get them? Did you buy them somewhere? Where they a gift? " she asked.
" Nah, I was born with 'um. " he cooly replied.
Chi-Chi froze, " Waitaminute. Go back. You were BORN with them on? "
" Sure. Aren't all fusion babies? " Vejitto looked at her innocently.
Chi-Chi leaned her elbow on the table, " Vejitto how old are you? "
" 2 weeks. " Vejitto grinned.
" ... " Chi-Chi stared at him blankly, then narrowed her eyes in a sarcastic expression, " ROAD TRIP!!!! "
" Chi-Chi, I don't see WHY we're taking Trunks home early. " Goku scratched his head. He was sitting next to her in
the car. Chi-Chi was driving. They had somehow managed to fit Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and Vejitto in the backseat.
" We're not taking him home early Goku, we're just dropping the three of them off at Bulma's so I can have a little
"chat" with our ouji friend. " she said, snarling at the road ahead of her.
Goku sighed, depressed, " Chi-chan is angry at Veggie even when he doesn't do anything wrong. "
" That's because I know he envitably IS going to do something wrong. I am merely preparing myself for that moment,
whenever it is to arrive. " she nodded.
" How long do you think that'll be? " Goku asked.
" How much longer till we get to Capsule Corp? "
" About 10 minutes. "
" Well, there you go then. "
Goku sweatdropped.
" So, what's Veggie like? " Vejitto asked, leaning between the two front seat chairs.
" He's evil. Pure EVIL!! " Chi-Chi growled.
" Actually Veggie's pretty sweet. " Goku giggled, " A little grumpy though. "
" Grumpy?? "
" You'll see! "
" Well, if he's anywhere near as nice as my Mommy then I'll be glad to meet him. " Vejitto said proudly.
" Heh-heh-heh, yeah, I'm sure they're both very nice people. " Goku laughed, then gulped.
" OUJI!!! OPEN UP!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! " Chi-Chi screamed as she pounded on the door to Capsule Corp.
" Ehfa mpmahheh? " Mirai opened the door, looking groggy. He was still in his boxer shorts and looked as if he still
hadn't shaved yet this morning.
" Chi-Chi? Goku? What are you two doing here this early in the morning? " Bulma pushed past Mirai. She was already
dressed and ready for work, " I have a meeting in four hours that's going to take me nearly three hours to drive to! "
" Aww, don't worry Bulma, I'm sure you'll get there in PLENTY of time. " Goku said happily, " And by the way, there's
more then just two of us. Actually, there's six! "
" Six? "
" Hi Mom! " Trunks came bounding in, followed by Goten. Gohan entered and tried to stiffle his laughter as he walked
past Mirai.
" Whanah huh? " Mirai said sleepily.
" Mirai, dear you can go back to sleep now. " Bulma smiled kindly at her son, then turned him in the direction of
his room and watched as he hobbled towards it. Mirai made it to his room and accidently walked into the wall. Bulma
sweatdropped.
" He's not a morning person. " Chi-Chi said.
" He doesn't get that from me. " Bulma shrugged.
" Well I love mornings! " Goku said happily.
" ME TOO! " Vejitto raised his hand. Goku froze.
Bulma scratched her head, confused as she pointed to each person in the group, " 1, 2, 3, " she turned back to
Chi-Chi, Goku, and Vejitto, " 4, 5... "
" SIX! " Vejitto said excitedly.
" Veh--Vegeta??? " Bulma gawked at him.
" VejiTTO. " Goku corrected her.
" Oh my God, he looks just like him...I mean, if this guy wasn't almost as tall as Goku and didn't have those bangs
infront. " she said, surprised.
" Yes, he DOES share several physical similarites to the EVIL ONE, doesn't he? " Chi-Chi said, annoyed.
" Oh boy... " Bulma sweatdropped, " Not this again! "
" I was wondering if I could have a little talk with Vegeta about this, err, person. " Chi-Chi glared up at Vejitto,
who just grinned back.
" Well, he's in the gravity room right now, but I-- "
" --VEGGIE TIME! " Goku cheered, then zipped off in the direction of the room.
" --don't think he's in the mood to see anyone. " Bulma finished, then groaned.
Vejitto looked around the room, then walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge, and returned carrying a large fish
and a can of Pepsi. He walked around the couch infront of the wide-screen TV and hopped onto the couch in the usual spot
and position Vegeta normally sat in.
" ....my God that's weird. " Bulma murmured.
Chi-Chi put her hands on her hips, " Fish and Pepsi? " she cocked an eyebrow at Vejitto.
" You got a problem with that? " he narrowed his eyes in a ouji-like manner.
" Yes, I do. " Chi-Chi replied. The two staring each other down.
Vejitto broke into a grin, " Well why don't ya come join me and I'll let ya have half of it! " he poined to the fish.
Chi-Chi fell to the ground animé style, " WAHHH!! "
" Hee-hee-hee. " Goku had his face pressed against the little red-tinted window on the gravity room door and was busy
making faces at Vegeta. Fortuantely for him the prince had his back facing the door and was unaware of the larger saiyajin's
presence, " Silly Veggie. " he giggled, then puffed up his cheeks and smushed his tongue against the window, making it appear
huge, " LAHLAHLAHLAHLAHALHALAHLAH!!! "
Vegeta looked over his shoulder and shrieked, falling down. He growled, embarassed by Goku's laughter. The ouji got
to his feet and opened the door, only to be tackled to the floor.
" LITTLE VEGGIE!!! " Goku grinned madly, " Good morning little buddy 'o mine! How are you doing this fine 6'clock
hour? "
" Kakarrotto what are you doing here? " Vegeta squeaked out, the weight of Goku's body, added to the 500X normal
gravity setting on the machine sending pain signals throughout his body.
" I just came here to say hello to my favorite little buddy. " he smiled.
" Aww, really? " Vegeta said, touched.
" Yup. "
" That's nice Kaka-chan...NOW GET OFF OF ME BEFORE I CRUSH YOU INTO A MILLION LITTLE KAKO-PIECES!!! " he roared. Goku
easily lept to his feet, adjusting too nicely to the enhanced gravity.
" So, what number are we up to today, huh? " he walked over to the room's computer, " Ooh! 500, wow? " Goku said,
impressed.
" Amazing, aren't I? " Vegeta got up, grinning proudly.
" Yeah. Gosh Veggie, if you really weighed this much, you'd be 66,000 pounds! That's one chubby Veggie. " Goku
snickered at the thought of a largely overweight Vegeta.
" Thank you Kakarrot, how very clever of you. " Vegeta grumbled as he turned off the machine. He thought for a
moment, " How did you figure that out anyway? "
" Oh, I read the screen. " Goku pointed to the computer, which read Vegeta's weight VS his weight multipled by the
gravity.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " You had me worried there for a moment. I thought you took some smart pills or something? "
he chuckled.
" ...Veggie thinks I'm dumb? " the ouji turned a pale white and looked to his left to see Goku staring at him w/big
sparkily eyes that were ready to explode with tears any second.
Vegeta turned bright red, " WAH! NO! NO YOU'RE NOT DUMB KAKARROTTO! REALLY! " he waved his hands infront of Goku,
who instantly changed back into his usual cheerful self.
" Aww, Veggie thinks I'm smart! " Goku said happily.
" I wouldn't go THAT far... " Vegeta mumbled.
" Ehhhhhh... " the larger saiyajin started to whine again, his eyes flooding up.
" OHHHHH....KAKARROT CUT IT OUT! "
" ...K! " Goku gave him a thumbs-up sign as they walked out of the room, " What do you wanna do now little Veggie? "
" I'm going to eat, Kakarrot. " Vegeta smiled, " I saved the last can of Pepsi just for me. AND I hid it in a secret
spot in the fridge that only _I_ know about. "
" Veggie the spy. " Goku said, then giggled.
" By the way, do you happen to know anything about the mackeral I found in the meat bin last night? " he narrowed his
eyes at Goku, who just looked back blankly.
" Mackeral...oh yeah! I caught him yesterday. But Chi-Chi called me home before I could eat him so I just left him
in your fridge-- "
" --and now the whole thing REEKS of it! " Vegeta threw his arms in the air.
" Sorry little Veggie. " Goku said sadly as they approached the end of the hall and reached the living room. Goku
shrieked at the sight of Vejitto on the couch and dashed infront of Vegeta, " Heheheheheheheh, you know what Veggie, why
don't we go the other way to the kitchen, ne? " he said nervously.
" Why? We're practically here! " Vegeta said, " Hey, what's that? "
" AHH! WHAT'S WHAT!!! " Goku gulped.
Vegeta swished his finger across Goku's shoulder & held up a yellow blob, " Hmm, mustard? " he sniffed it, " YECH! "
he smeared the putrid smelling blob onto the wall. Goku sweatdropped, " Kakarrot I need to get by. " he said, taking a step
forward. Goku spread out his arms and slammed each of his hands against the wall.
" Veggie I can't let you do that! " he said, panicky.
" ...you're hiding something from me, are you, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said suspicously.
" Oh NO Veggie! I would never hide anything from my little buddy! Buddies tell each other EVERYTHING! " Goku said,
worried.
" Then why don't you let me get past you! " Vegeta started to get annoyed.
" Well, uh, Veggie you know how you always said you wished there were more full-blooded saiyajins around? " Goku
quickly changed the subject.
" I never said that. " Vegeta blinked.
" Veh--Veh--Veh--Veggie! "
" WHAT! "
" Veggie what would you say if by some strange phenomenon due to the potara earrings that we had a baby! " he quickly
spat out.
Vegeta stared at him for a moment. The ouji's eyes widened in shock. He grabbed Goku's shirt and flipped it up to
reveal his stomach, " ...Kakarrot stop pulling my leg!! " Vegeta snorted angrily, letting go of the gi, " Honestly...thanks
for the scare Kakarrot, I really enjoyed it. " he said sarcastically. He put his fingers on his forehead and teleported past
Goku, who yelped and turned around, " No one is pregnant, Kakarrot. Not you, not I, not Bulma, not THE EVIL ONE. " he rattled
off.
" I didn't say anything about somebody being pregnant Veggie! He's already here!!! " Goku shouted, frightened.
" Huh? " Vegeta turned to his couch and gasped to see Vejitto laying in his special spot, drinking his last can of
soda, and stuffing his face with Goku's mackeral, " AAUGH!!! " he screamed in horror. Vejitto heard Vegeta's scream and
cocked his head towards him. A large smile engulfed his face.
" MOMMY!!! "
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8:02 PM 6/10/2002
END OF PART ONE
Goku: Hmm, according to the fic, Goggie isn't actually a fusion baby after all.
Vegeta: Ohh, you're kidding!
Goku: Nope. (to Goggie) How could you trick us little Goggie!
Gogeta: (laughs nervous) Oh, heh-heh, lookit my watch. 22 minutes left to live. You wouldn't wanna beat up a guy in his last
hour of life, would you?
Goku: (hugs him) We're not gonna hurt you G-chan.
Vegeta: HE wouldn't. _I_ would.
Chuquita: Vedge!
Goku: Veggie-chan-chan no!
Vegeta: (snorts) Here I was, just starting to like THIS one and he turns out not to even be my spawn at all!
Gogeta: Sorry Vegeta.
Vegeta: Yeah well....who are you anyway?
Gogeta: I'm both of you temporarily sharing the same living space.
Vegeta: (confused) But how can that be if Kakarrot and I are still--
Gogeta: Mirai dropped me off.
Vegeta: (glares at Chu) You and your "connections". You think you're so smart, don't you?
Chuquita: (smirks) I try. (to Son) Hey, did you know I got one of my stories published in the school poem/story booklet we
come out with every winter/spring?
Goku: Really?
Gogeta: (smiles) Impressive, Chu.
Chuquita: Yeah, well, it's not one of these stories. It's one of the many mini-short stories I did in Creative Writing class
this year. The teacher liked this one story so much he asked if I'd let him put it in the Paralaxx. (grins) I'm on page 30.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Good for you.
Chuquita: And in an ironic twist of fate it happens to be the one story I wrote for that class who's two characters were
based off of Son-San and Veggie.
Vegeta: (enraged) WHAT!!!
Goku: (proud) Awww, I'm touched.
Chuquita: Yeah. I just changed the names from Goku and Vegeta to Pablo and Burrito, made Son's character a bit more talkative
, and bam. (content smile)
Goku: I guess we're so well-developed we stand out. (ribs Veggie) Right little Veggie?
Vegeta: (grumbles) Burrito?
Chuquita: It was either that or Fajita. And Fajita sounds pretty darn close to Vegeta.
Vegeta: My character is named after a Mexican roll filled with meat?
Chuquita: Your real name is based off one of the 4 food groups.
Vegeta: ...point taken.
Chuquita: (turns to audiance) I know this is a little early to be thinking about my next fic, but I'd like to do a free-poll.
Gogeta: A what?
Chuquita: A free-poll. (I made that term up just now :) What would YOU like to see happen in the next fic's Corner? Veggie
doing backflips? Son riding a unicycle? Any funny items of clothing you'd like one of them to be wearing? You name it and I
might just do it! [holds up the Big Book of Author Spells]
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Isn't that giving them a little TOO MUCH freedom?
Chuquita: Yeah, well. If no one responds by e-mail or in the reviews by the time I'm fully done writing this story I'll just
think up something on my own for the next Corner. I've done reviewer requests twice in the past, what harm is one more,
right?
Goku: (gulps) What if it's something horribly embarassing???
Chuquita: Hey, I'll be choosing which one I wanna do in the end. Or I could choose several and have them all in a poll for
the audiance to choose instead. Who knows. (shrugs) (to audiance) The name of the free-poll is "What do YOU want Veggie &
Goku to do?"
Gogeta: (grins) No answer is too wild, crazy, or exotic!
Vegeta: (glares) Yeah, you can say that, because you won't BE HERE FOR THE NEXT STORY!!!
Goku: Donut holes are made to be filled with love....or a jelly preservative.
Chuquita: Well said Son-San, well said.
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from DBZ ep268 "Fusion!! Vegeta's Pride and Goku's Anger"
{Goku:} [holding out the Potara] There's no time to talk, just put this in your right ear. Please!
{Vegeta:} Why?
{Goku:} If you put this on too, we'll fuse together.
{Vegeta:} Fuse?
{Goku:} Right. Then a super strong warrior will be born from the mixture of our strengths!
{Vegeta:} Do you think I'm that stupid!? Why should I trust you!?
{Goku:} Vegeta!!
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hello and welcome to another story by yours truely. For anyone who remembers way back in February in
one of my fics, "Camp Kakarrot" we had Vejitto over as our special guest. Since he's actually in today's fic we decided to
have his "brother" as our guest.
Goku: (happily) Gogeta!
Vegeta: Oh great, another half-kako'ed moron.
Goku: He is not a moron Veggie! How dare you say such things about your own children!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) THEY ARE NOT OUR CHILDREN YOU BLOCKHEAD!!!
Gogeta: [enters and sits down between Son & Chu] Hello. My name is Gogeta and I have 30 minutes to live.
Goku: (sympathetically) Really? That's kinda sad.
Gogeta: It isn't when you consider I'm going to be spending almost half that time here chatting with you bakayaros.
Vegeta: (perks up) (to Son) Did he just say "bakayaros"?
Goku: Yes he did.
Vegeta: [moves his chair between Chu & Goggie] (grins) [shakes his hand] So! How ya doin, 'son'?
Gogeta: Lousy. My kako-brained brother gets a whole fic and almost 5 episodes in the show and what do I get. 2 MINUTES in
ONE movie.
Goku: (grins) I do enjoy movies.
Gogeta: Yeah, but 5 half hour episodes! That's like, uh....uh....a lot!
Vegeta: (smirks) You just pulled a Kakarrot.
Gogeta: (whining) I DID NOT!!!
Goku: [looks at himself] (confused) Where?
Chuquita: Actually, 5 episodes is about 150 minutes. Which is also 2 hours and 30 minutes.
Gogeta: (sniffles) I didn't even get 2 minutes and 30 SECONDS.
Goku: Awwww, poor baby. [hugs Goge]
Gogeta: (smiles) Thanks Mommy.
Goku: (giggles) Goggie's as sweet as little Veggie, on the inside....wait, did you call me Mommy?
Gogeta: Yeah?
Goku: But, that doesn't make any sense. Ji-chan called me the Daddy.
Gogeta: (sits up) We happen to disagree on several things conserning that.
Vegeta: Does that make me the Daddy this time?
Gogeta: (nods) Yup!
Vegeta: WOO-HOO! (pauses) You're not gonna do any stupid Kako-stunts and put any #1 Daddy stickers on my shirt, are you?
Gogeta: Why would I do that?
Goku: (grins) Ji-chan put a #1 Mommy sticker on Veggie's shirt the last time he was here.
Gogeta: (rolls his eyes) Yah, that's Vejitto alright.
Chuquita: (happily) So, ready to get this story started Googie?
Goku: (Mr. Correction) It's Go-JEE, not Goo-GEE.
Chuquita: I like callin him Googie though. It's like that old Animaniacs cartoon. "Make a Googie".
Goku: (grins) Me-n-Veggie made a Googie.
Gogeta: (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (face turns bright red) [slams his head on the desk] (groaning) OHhhhhhhhh...
Goku: And we made a Ji-chan too.
Vegeta: (groans with embarassment) Somebody up there--take me NOW!
Chuquita: Aww, Vedge, ya can't leave yet. We're just about to start the fic.
Goku: Yeah Veggie, don't be a party-pooper.
Vegeta: (sniffs the seat of his chair) What???
Goku: ... (heart-melting) AWWWWWW silly confused little Veggie who makes me laugh. Sit down so we can give the summary.
Summary: Vejitto? What ever happened to him anyway? After 2 weeks of driving Lord Enma insane the aggrivated ogre decides to
get rid of the saiyajin by sending him back to Earth along with the rest of the people killed by Buu. Unwillingly, Dende
takes Vejitto to his tower and decides the best thing to do is to leave him in the custody of his parents. But which one?
How will Goku and Vegeta react to the latest edition of a third saiyajin even stronger than themselves? How will Chi-Chi
react to meeting one of her worst nightmares face-to-face? Will Vejitto ever find his real Mommy?
Goku: Wasn't there a Dr. Seuss book by the same name of this story.
Chuquita: Something similiar I think.
Gogeta: (cheerfully) Oh yeah! The one with the little baby bird that keeps trying to find his mommy and mistakes all these
other animals for her like a cat and a dog and even a jet--
Vegeta: (looks at Goggie skeptically)
Gogeta: (laughs nervously) Heh-heh-heh, not that I actually READ Dr. Seuss books, I mean, they're for little kids and, uh,
heh-heh, let's start the fic, shall we?
Chuquita: With pleasure.
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" Hey, what's this button do? " Vejitto said as his finger hung eagerly upon the large red button on Enma's desk.
" DON'T TOUCH THAT! " Lord Enma snapped at him.
Vejitto blinked, then glared at the large red creature, " HEY! Do you know who I am! I am the greatest saiyajin
warrior ever to live! I can push any buttons I like! "
" Uhh, oh, look over there, a cookie! " Enma said changing the subject, pointing to the corner of the room.
" OOH! COOKIES! I LOVE COOKIES! " Vejitto grinned, hopping off the desk and running towards the other end of the
room, " You better not be tricking me! Because if you are I'll-- "
" --destroy me. I know, I know. " Enma gritted through his teeth, a vein bulging on his forehead. It had been nearly
2 weeks since Majin Buu had been defeated. While those who had been destroyed or eaten alive by Buu had been sent back to
Earth, Vejitto presented an odd case. No two people had ever been seperated after fusing with the portara earrings. And when
the fusion's essence had first been sent to his office, he had to admit he was a little surprised himself. It was strange
because Enma really couldn't directly send him anywhere. Vejitto did exist, but the question remaining was that was he
technically born. Goku and Vegeta had survived the un-fusion, so Vejitto had to be a completely different entity all together
. Besides, Enma had practically no records on the guy or what to do in such a case. So he decided to do the only thing he
COULD do.
" DENDE!! " he pressed a blue button on his desk, instantly causing the short namekian to appear infront of him.
" Wha--huh? " Dende looked around, confused and still in his nightie. He then noticed Enma & gulped, " WAHH!!
Enma-sama! " he bowed nervously, " To what do I owe the, uhh, pleasure? "
" Dende, I have a problem. " he said, fatigue in his voice. Dende looked up at him.
" Sir, you don't look like you've slept in days! " Dende gawked.
" 2 weeks to be precise, Dende. " Enma cringed, " You see, I've had quite a 'bug', and it's starting to make me VERY
CRANKY. " he narrowed his eyes at Dende.
" A, bug? " Dende blinked.
" Hey, there's no cookies over there! " Vejitto said angrily, dashing around infront of Enma's desk. He grinned,
" Hey! It's Denny! Hi Denny! " he waved happily.
" How??? " Dende gawked at the figure.
" Don't ask me. " Enma said, annoyed as he shuffled some papers on his desk, " I thought I'd be rid of him as soon
as everyone else got wished back to life. He's been halo-less for a while now and he STILL HASN'T LEFT! " he pounded his fist
down on the desk.
" Aww, you're not mad, you're just saying that cuz ya like me! " Vejitto put on his best Son-grin.
" Dende, as guardian of Earth, I'm leaving Vejitto in your custody. " Enma smirked evilly, tired, " Do with him as
you please. "
" ARE YOU NUTS!!! " Dende panicked, " I CAN'T TAKE SON GOKU AND VEGETA BY THEMSELVES, NOT TO MENTION SOMEONE THAT'S
BOTH!! "
" Too bad, your problem. " Enma chuckled, then reached for the blue button, " Bye Dende! Good riddence, saiyajerk. "
" *BEEP*! " Enma froze, then glanced to his left to see Vejitto with his hands pressed down on the red button.
" Bye Enma-san! " he waved. A hole opened up underneath Lord Enma's chair, sending him plummeting downward. Vejitto
grinned, " That's gonna take him a while to get back up here. " he jumped down and grabbed Dende by the wrist, " Come on
Denny! Let's go home! "
Dende sweatdropped, " Home...right. " he said, pressing the blue button and causing them to disappear.
" By the way, nice dress. " Vejitto snickered.
" IT'S NOT A DRESS IT'S A NIGHTIE!!!! "
" Whatever you say Denny. "
" Oh-kay, waitaminute. " Piccolo said outloud to Dende as they stood on Kami's tower at 3:00 in the morning. He was
watching Vejitto jump around the lookout doing various sparring exercises, " Now let me get this straight. That thing over
there is a saiyajin. "
" Yes. "
" But there are no other living saiyajins left with the exception of Son and Vegeta. "
" Yes. "
" And this guy is their 'baby'? "
Dende sighed, " If you want to put it that way, then yes. In a way he is. "
" ....AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! " Piccolo burst into laughter, " VEGETA'S A--HAHAHAHAHAHA-A
Muh--MOMMY! HAHAHAHAHAHA--ack! " he froze to see Vejitto suspicously staring at him, face to face.
" Who's my Mommy? " Vejitto narrowed his eyes.
" Uh--your Mommy? " Piccolo blinked.
" I suppose it WOULD be hard to chose exactly WHO he wants to be 'Mommy'. " Dende rubbed his chin.
" Your Mommy's name is Vegeta. " Piccolo said, smirking. Dende sweatdropped.
" PICCOLO!! " the little namek exclaimed.
" Really? " Vejitto's eyes widened.
" Really. " Piccolo said, " And guess what, both Mommy and Daddy live on this planet. "
" REALLY??? " a look of excitement engulfed Vejitto's face.
" Yes. Really. " Piccolo said flatly.
" WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'M GONNA LIVE WITH MOMMY AND DADDY! I'M GONNA LIVE WITH MOMMY AND DADDY! " Vejitto said
in a sing-song voice as he ran around in a circle.
" What have you done. " Dende said in a small voice, shocked, " You might have very well just instigated World
War III!!! " he shrieked.
" I know. " Piccolo grinned menacingly.
" WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!!!! " Dende screamed.
" Revenge. "
" REVENGE?!? "
" Hey, YOU weren't Son Goku's "little buddy" for a full 5 years! " Piccolo said, disgusted.
" SO?! "
:::West City's 18th Mardi Gras; 2 years pre-Gohan...
" HEY MACERANA MACERANA MACERANA! HEY MACERANA MACERANA MACERANA! " Goku sang horribly off-key in the gigantic crowd
of celebrating people. All dressed in sombaros and other Mexican gear. Piccolo stood in the middle of the group with a large
sombaro on his head and a clearly aggitated look on his silent face, " COME ON PICCY! SING WITH ME! AY YAI YAI YAI!!! " he
grinned, tossing several plastic flower lays on the top of Piccolo's sombaro like a ring toss.:::
" ...everything was going painfully smooth until Goku decided to start up a cha-cha line. " Piccolo growled, deeply
embarassed, " I didn't want to be in his little line so he had the whole gang of them make a circle around me while they
were doing it. He thought I was enjoying myself....how I loathe the title of the "little buddy". "
" WHEE! " Vejitto's screeching jolted Piccolo out of his daydream. The tall namek looked up to see his turban/helmet
was now missing along with his cape.
" HEY! LOOK AT ME POPO! I'M PICCY-CHAN! " Vejitto said, wearing the aforementioned messing items.
" Mr. Popo advices fusion child to remove Piccolo's clothing from fusion child's body. " Mr. Popo said, shaking his
finger in Vejitto's direction.
" Mmm--OH-KAY! " Vejitto shrugged, then plunked the helmet on Popo's head and wrapped the cape around his neck,
" Hmm, nope. It doesn't do a THING for you. " he mocked, then giggled to himself.
" And you want to KEEP this thing here? " Piccolo cocked an eyebrow at Dende.
" Well, I didn't have much of a choice. I got orders from, uhh, higher up to take him into custody. But I AM allowed
to dump him on someone else, as long as they're living on the same planet I'm guarding. "
" But do we REALLY want to unlease this creature upon the Earth? " Piccolo thought outloud.
" KA-MEH-HA-MEH-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! "
" *FOOOSH!* " a huge beam of ki flew past Piccolo and Dende, nearly missing them.
Mr. Popo looked up at Piccolo's helmet, which the ki had sliced in half. The two halfs fell off of Popo's head and
landed on the floor.
" Oh Mr. Popo's heart is beating very quickly. " Popo said, then fainted.
" ...feel like dumpin somebody? " Piccolo said.
" Let's dump him. " Dende agreed, " ...but where? "
" Goku's!!! " Piccolo gawked as he, Dende, and Vejitto stood infront of the Son home.
" Would you rather I drop him off at Capsule Corp to see what "Mommy" has to say about this. " Dende looked up at
him with skepticism.
" Actually, yes. I would. " Piccolo smirked.
" I'm sure that Son Goku would take this much lighter than Vegeta would. " Dende explained, " And, besides, we don't
have to tell them right away exactly WHO Vejitto is. I mean, how many people besides Majin Buu, Hercule, the dog and myself
actually saw Vejitto in action? "
" The Kaios... "
" Yeah but they don't count. " Dende said, then reached for the doorbell, only to have Vejitto press his green head
down with one hand and push the doorbell himself.
" Heeheehee! " Vejitto grinned.
" Hello? " a familiar voice said, opening the door.
" AAUGH! CHI-CHI!!! " Piccolo yelped, " I WASN'T EXPECTING HER!!! "
" Eehhh... " Dende shivered.
" Dende? Piccolo? What are you two doing here? " Chi-Chi said, confused.
" MOMMY!!! " a large figure glomped onto her, " MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!! "
" Eh??? " she pulled the figure away.
" Are you my Mommy? " Vejitto asked anxiously.
" Your MOMMY? " Chi-Chi said, " I'm not your Mo--*sniff*-*sniff* excuse me for a second. " she pushed him away,
sniffing the air, " Where is he? "
" Where's WHO? " Dende asked.
" Ouji. " she narrowed her eyes, " I can smell that stinky little monster a mile away. WHERE ARE YOU VEGETA!!! "
Chi-Chi snarled.
" Vegeta? " Vejitto cocked his head. Chi-Chi took a good look at him and gasped.
" YOU HAVE OUJI EYES! "
" Awww, thanks....is that a good thing? " Vejitto asked curiously.
" No, look. Your eyes. They're OUJI eyes. I'd recognize their shape anywhere! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, then paused, " Say
who are you? "
" I'm a fusion baby! " Vejitto said proudly.
" ...GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi screamed at the top of her lungs.
Goku walked towards the door, then sniffed the air and squealed, " LITTLE VEGGIE IS HERE!! " he bolted out the door
and tackled the spiky black haired figure, " Oh little Veggie I am so happy to see you again it's been nearly 3 whole hours
since you left and-- " he paused from hugging the saiyajin an stared at him, " --you're not my little buddy, are you? "
" Last time I checked, no. " Vejitto said, a small glow in his face.
" Oh...THAT'S OH-KAY! " Goku gave him another hug, then let go, " Hey Chi-chan, this guy glows red just like my lil
Veggie! "
" I'm...glowing? " Vejitto looked down at bright red arms and shrieked, " AHH!!! I'M GLOWING! I'M DISEASED! I'M GONNA
DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!! " he cried, then pointed to Goku, " THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU BAKAYARO!!! "
" Bakayaro... " Goku repeated in awe, then grinned and reached out to hug him again, " PERSON WHO IS RELATED TO
LITTLE VEGGIE GIVE ME A HUG! "
" AHH! " Vejitto zipped behind Piccolo.
" There's nothing to be afraid of, your Kaasan does that too when your Daddy hugs her. " Piccolo rolled his eyes,
" It's just genetics. "
" Mommy? " Vejitto scratched his head, " Then that means, that's---MY DADDY! " he lept at Goku, latching onto him,
" Hello Daddy! Didja miss me? " he asked eagerly.
" Daddy??? " Goku said, confused.
" Forget about it Goku, he accidentally called ME "mommy". " Chi-Chi whispered to him.
" Maybe we are his mommy and daddy. I mean, he could be just like Mirai, you know, "from the future of the alternate
dimension". " Goku suggested.
Chi-Chi shook her head, " Nope. He's too short to be our son and he's got ouji eyes. "
Goku looked down at Vejitto, " HEY! He does have eyes that look just like Veggie's. COOL! " he said cheerfully,
" Maybe Chi-chan he is Mirai's brother. "
" He DOES resemble Mirai, Bura, and Trunks...but they all have lavender hair. "
" Maybe this guy happened to get lucky enough to get the Veggie-hair-color gene. " Goku said.
" Then why did they bring him HERE! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
Goku sniffled, " What if Veggie threw him out? Poor little baby. "
" We haven't been to Capsule Corp yet. " Dende said nervously.
" Besides, Goku. If Vegeta knew he had a kid somewhere that looked THIS MUCH like a "real saiyajin" I doubt he'd
just kick him out of the house. " she said, then looked at him curiously, " And WHAT'S a FUSION BABY! "
" I dunno... " Goku trailed off, then felt something tugging at his pantleg and looked down to see Dende. He smiled,
" Hello Denny! "
" Hey, you call him Denny too? " Vejitto said, impressed, " Small world. "
" Son Goku will you please follow me over here for a second. I have something to speak to you in private about. "
Dende said.
" Ooh, a secret. " Vejitto said, interested.
" A secrety secret. " Goku added.
" Just follow me! " Dende groaned.
" Oh-kay! " Goku let go of Vejitto, " Bye person who looks like Veggie! "
" Bye Daddy! " Vejitto waved.
Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Now Son-San. About that saiyajin over there. " Dende began.
" He IS a saiyajin? No kidding? " Goku's eyes widened, " Did somebody wish him back or somethin? He doesn't have any
Veggie-battle-armor on or anything like that. "
" His name is Vejitto. He wasn't born on Bejito-sei he was born on Earth. " Dende explained, " Vejitto is a fusion
baby. He looks about your age but in reality he's only about 2 weeks old. "
" 2 weeks...hey, we were fighting Majin Buu 2 weeks ago! " Goku came to realization.
" Vejitto was born DURING the fight. By a pair of MAGICAL EARRINGS called the PORTARA. " Dende hinted at the large
saiyajin.
" His parents are a pair of women's jewelry??? Wow... " Goku said, amazed, then yelped as Dende jumped up and smacked
him on the head.
" NO!!! HE WAS BORN BY THE WEARERS OF THE _PORTARA_ EARRINGS!!!! " Dende gritted through his teeth, then calmed down,
" Now WHO do you know of that was wearing the magical kaio's potara earrings, Goku? "
He thought for a moment, " Hmm....me-n-Veggie! " Goku said happily.
" Right. And that means that his genes are a mixture of-- "
" Me-n-Veggie's? "
" And who are his parents? "
" Me-n-Veh---oh my goodness... " Goku's eyes widened large enough to engulf half his head, " I'm a Daddy...for a 3rd
time!...repetitively! Amazing...I am a baby-making machine. "
" Yes. " Dende sweatdropped, " Well, Son, you see your "fusion baby" had been, for the past two weeks, literally
driving Enma-sama insane. He sent Vejitto back with me. I was wondering if you could, err, take care of him for a while until
we find a good place for him to live permently. "
Goku smiled at Dende and saluted him, " I will do my best to take care of me-n-Veggie's little, uh, grown, little
grown baby. "
" Good. And one more thing. " Dende held up one finger, " You are not to inform ANYBODY as to where Vejitto has come
from, not to mention WHO he has come from. "
" Not even little Veggie himself? "
" ESPECIALLY not Vegeta! " Dende shook his head, " That would disasterous! "
" But Veggie is always griping about how there's only 2 saiyajins left, I'd think he would be HAPPY to find out
there's a third. " Goku said, confused.
" Vejitto is also as strong as you and Vegeta's chi powers COMBINED. "
" ...oh yeah. Veggie wouldn't like that. He's got that whole "I'm the prince so I'm the strongest" thing of his. "
Goku said sadly, " How would I introduce them to each other anyways? "Hi Veggie, this is our fusion love child"...nope. I
can't see that happening. " he shrugged, " Chi-chan wouldn't like it very much either... " he suddenly gasped, " OH NO!
This doesn't mean I cheated on Chi-Chi does it!!! "
" NO! NO! We had no idea Vejitto was his own creation until he was sent to Enma's in the first place. " Dende waved
his arms about frantically, " We assumed Vejitto was just the two of you working the same body, like Gotenks was. "
" Oh, that's a different kind of fusion. The dancing one is just sharing the same body space for 30 minutes. Nobody
gets born THAT WAY. In fact, I don't really remember much of our fight with Buu when Veggie and I were fused together...he
doesn't either. " Goku nodded, " We were in some kind of magical white void with lotsa beautiful stuff in it...but that is
another story. "
" That settles it then. If you two weren't the ones out in consiousness fighting Buu then that means HE was! " Dende
pointed to Vejitto, who just waved friendily back.
" Aww, Ji-chan reminds me of Veggie. Only taller! " Goku clasped his hands together, " I think I'm gonna go introduce
myself. " he said, walking back over to the others.
" GOKU WAIT! REMEMBER!!! "
" Huh? Oh, I know, don't tell 'um about Ji-chan. Got it! " he grinned, then made his way towards Vejitto, " Hello
Ji-chan. My name is Son Goku. I, too, am a saiyajin. "
" This THING is a saiyajin!!! " Chi-Chi gawked, pointing to Vejitto.
" According to Dende he is. " Goku smiled at her, " Oh! Denny also wants to know if Vejitto can stay here with us for
a couple days. "
Chi-Chi turned a pale green, " Go-chan, I don't know. I can barely cook enough food to feed you, Gohan, and Goten.
But a fourth---we don't have the money! "
Dende zapped something into his hand and was instantly holding several pounds of cash, " Here! " he held them out to
Chi-Chi, who grinned greedily and snatched the money.
" But I'm sure we can make room! " she said sweetly, then glared, " He's not related to OUJI-BOY, is he? "
" Uhh, uhh, " Goku said nervously.
" Of course not! " Dende interupted him, " Vejitto is a perfectly normal saiyajin, like Goku here. "
" Oh. How long is he staying for? " Chi-Chi asked.
" Couple days. We should be able to find an apartment for him by Monday. " Dende said.
" Alright. I guess we could-- " Chi-Chi looked up to see Dende and Piccolo were already several miles away.
" BYE VEJITTO! "
" GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR "MOMMY"! "
" PICCOLO! " Dende smacked him over the head.
The two nameks flew off, leaving Chi-Chi, Goku, and Vejitto standing there, utterly bewildered.
" I have a bad feeling about this. " Chi-Chi mumbled as Goku showed Vejitto inside. Her eyes flickered when she
noticed the all-to-familiar white gloves and yellow-tipped boots Vejitto was wearing, " And it screams the word "ouji". "
" Vejitto, these are Chi-chan and I's sons, Gohan and Goten. " Goku said, pointing to the boys. Gohan was laying on
the couch watching Goten and Trunks playing video games, " The one with the lavender hair is Trunks. He's not ours. He's
Bulma and Veh--uhh, he lives at Capsule Corp. " the saiyajin put on a cheesy grin.
" Can I play too? " he leaned his head over the top of the couch, staring at the glimmering TV screen. Gohan looked
up at Vejitto and gawked.
" Uhh, Dad, who's that? " he pointed to Vejitto.
" Oh this is Ji-chan. He's a fusion baby and he's gonna be living with us till Monday when Dende gets him his very
own apartment somewhere. " Goku explained.
" Hey, are you guys saiyajins too? " Vejitto said eagerly, hopping onto the couch and rudely pushing Gohan to the
other side. Gohan glared at him.
" Yup! " Goten said, still paying attention the screen infront of him.
" We're both half-saiyajins. " Trunks continued pressing the buttons on his controller, " My Toussan is the prince
of an entire planet....oh, and Goten's dad's a saiyajin too. "
" HEY! " Goten shouted, offended. He turned to Trunks while still managing to play the game, " You say it like my
Dad isn't important. Will he's just as important as Uncle Veggie if not more! "
" Veggie? Who's Veggie? " Vejitto blinked.
Goku grinned, " He's my little buddy. He helped make yo--bake uhh, he helped me bake Majin Buu when we battled him.
Yup, we fried him alright. Heh-heh-heh. " he laughed nervously.
Vejitto narrowed his eyes, " You're covering up something, arentcha Daddy? "
" Ulp! " Goku froze as the three boys instantly stopped what they were doing and stared wide-eyed at Goku and
Vejitto.
" Uhh, did he just call you Daddy, Toussan? " Gohan said, worried.
" Naw, you're just hearing things. " Goku dismissed it, " Umm, Vejitto why don't you help me get the stuff ready
for breakfast huh? "
" YAY! " Vejitto cheered, " I LOVE BREAKFAST! "
They entered the kitchen to find Chi-Chi busy making waffles. Vejitto peered over her shoulder and down at the
mixture in the bowl.
" Ooh, whatcha making, Pancakes? " he licked his chops.
" Waffles. " Chi-Chi replied.
" I like pancakes better than waffles. " Vejitto frowned.
" Do you? I happen to know someone ELSE who prefers the SHORT stack to a waffle tower. " Chi-Chi said, emphasizing
the word short.
" Well he must have pretty good taste then. " Vejitto grinned.
Chi-Chi snorted, " Oh he'll have good taste alright. One of these days I'm gonna boil him alive in that pot outside,
THEN we'll see how good he tastes! " she stirred the batter more aggressively.
" She seems a little tense. " Vejitto said, sitting down in Chi-Chi's chair next to Goku.
" Get out of my chair. " Chi-Chi said shortly.
" Sorry. " Vejitto apologized, then grabbed a nearby stool that looked as though someone had been using it as a
chair and sat down.
" So, "Vejitto". " Chi-Chi said as she set a large plate of waffles in the middle of the table, " Those are very
interesting gloves and boots you're wearing. "
Goku looked around the room nervously.
" Yeah, they are pretty cool. Keep my hands nice-n-toasty! " Vejitto smiled.
" Where did you get them? Did you buy them somewhere? Where they a gift? " she asked.
" Nah, I was born with 'um. " he cooly replied.
Chi-Chi froze, " Waitaminute. Go back. You were BORN with them on? "
" Sure. Aren't all fusion babies? " Vejitto looked at her innocently.
Chi-Chi leaned her elbow on the table, " Vejitto how old are you? "
" 2 weeks. " Vejitto grinned.
" ... " Chi-Chi stared at him blankly, then narrowed her eyes in a sarcastic expression, " ROAD TRIP!!!! "
" Chi-Chi, I don't see WHY we're taking Trunks home early. " Goku scratched his head. He was sitting next to her in
the car. Chi-Chi was driving. They had somehow managed to fit Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and Vejitto in the backseat.
" We're not taking him home early Goku, we're just dropping the three of them off at Bulma's so I can have a little
"chat" with our ouji friend. " she said, snarling at the road ahead of her.
Goku sighed, depressed, " Chi-chan is angry at Veggie even when he doesn't do anything wrong. "
" That's because I know he envitably IS going to do something wrong. I am merely preparing myself for that moment,
whenever it is to arrive. " she nodded.
" How long do you think that'll be? " Goku asked.
" How much longer till we get to Capsule Corp? "
" About 10 minutes. "
" Well, there you go then. "
Goku sweatdropped.
" So, what's Veggie like? " Vejitto asked, leaning between the two front seat chairs.
" He's evil. Pure EVIL!! " Chi-Chi growled.
" Actually Veggie's pretty sweet. " Goku giggled, " A little grumpy though. "
" Grumpy?? "
" You'll see! "
" Well, if he's anywhere near as nice as my Mommy then I'll be glad to meet him. " Vejitto said proudly.
" Heh-heh-heh, yeah, I'm sure they're both very nice people. " Goku laughed, then gulped.
" OUJI!!! OPEN UP!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! " Chi-Chi screamed as she pounded on the door to Capsule Corp.
" Ehfa mpmahheh? " Mirai opened the door, looking groggy. He was still in his boxer shorts and looked as if he still
hadn't shaved yet this morning.
" Chi-Chi? Goku? What are you two doing here this early in the morning? " Bulma pushed past Mirai. She was already
dressed and ready for work, " I have a meeting in four hours that's going to take me nearly three hours to drive to! "
" Aww, don't worry Bulma, I'm sure you'll get there in PLENTY of time. " Goku said happily, " And by the way, there's
more then just two of us. Actually, there's six! "
" Six? "
" Hi Mom! " Trunks came bounding in, followed by Goten. Gohan entered and tried to stiffle his laughter as he walked
past Mirai.
" Whanah huh? " Mirai said sleepily.
" Mirai, dear you can go back to sleep now. " Bulma smiled kindly at her son, then turned him in the direction of
his room and watched as he hobbled towards it. Mirai made it to his room and accidently walked into the wall. Bulma
sweatdropped.
" He's not a morning person. " Chi-Chi said.
" He doesn't get that from me. " Bulma shrugged.
" Well I love mornings! " Goku said happily.
" ME TOO! " Vejitto raised his hand. Goku froze.
Bulma scratched her head, confused as she pointed to each person in the group, " 1, 2, 3, " she turned back to
Chi-Chi, Goku, and Vejitto, " 4, 5... "
" SIX! " Vejitto said excitedly.
" Veh--Vegeta??? " Bulma gawked at him.
" VejiTTO. " Goku corrected her.
" Oh my God, he looks just like him...I mean, if this guy wasn't almost as tall as Goku and didn't have those bangs
infront. " she said, surprised.
" Yes, he DOES share several physical similarites to the EVIL ONE, doesn't he? " Chi-Chi said, annoyed.
" Oh boy... " Bulma sweatdropped, " Not this again! "
" I was wondering if I could have a little talk with Vegeta about this, err, person. " Chi-Chi glared up at Vejitto,
who just grinned back.
" Well, he's in the gravity room right now, but I-- "
" --VEGGIE TIME! " Goku cheered, then zipped off in the direction of the room.
" --don't think he's in the mood to see anyone. " Bulma finished, then groaned.
Vejitto looked around the room, then walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge, and returned carrying a large fish
and a can of Pepsi. He walked around the couch infront of the wide-screen TV and hopped onto the couch in the usual spot
and position Vegeta normally sat in.
" ....my God that's weird. " Bulma murmured.
Chi-Chi put her hands on her hips, " Fish and Pepsi? " she cocked an eyebrow at Vejitto.
" You got a problem with that? " he narrowed his eyes in a ouji-like manner.
" Yes, I do. " Chi-Chi replied. The two staring each other down.
Vejitto broke into a grin, " Well why don't ya come join me and I'll let ya have half of it! " he poined to the fish.
Chi-Chi fell to the ground animé style, " WAHHH!! "
" Hee-hee-hee. " Goku had his face pressed against the little red-tinted window on the gravity room door and was busy
making faces at Vegeta. Fortuantely for him the prince had his back facing the door and was unaware of the larger saiyajin's
presence, " Silly Veggie. " he giggled, then puffed up his cheeks and smushed his tongue against the window, making it appear
huge, " LAHLAHLAHLAHLAHALHALAHLAH!!! "
Vegeta looked over his shoulder and shrieked, falling down. He growled, embarassed by Goku's laughter. The ouji got
to his feet and opened the door, only to be tackled to the floor.
" LITTLE VEGGIE!!! " Goku grinned madly, " Good morning little buddy 'o mine! How are you doing this fine 6'clock
hour? "
" Kakarrotto what are you doing here? " Vegeta squeaked out, the weight of Goku's body, added to the 500X normal
gravity setting on the machine sending pain signals throughout his body.
" I just came here to say hello to my favorite little buddy. " he smiled.
" Aww, really? " Vegeta said, touched.
" Yup. "
" That's nice Kaka-chan...NOW GET OFF OF ME BEFORE I CRUSH YOU INTO A MILLION LITTLE KAKO-PIECES!!! " he roared. Goku
easily lept to his feet, adjusting too nicely to the enhanced gravity.
" So, what number are we up to today, huh? " he walked over to the room's computer, " Ooh! 500, wow? " Goku said,
impressed.
" Amazing, aren't I? " Vegeta got up, grinning proudly.
" Yeah. Gosh Veggie, if you really weighed this much, you'd be 66,000 pounds! That's one chubby Veggie. " Goku
snickered at the thought of a largely overweight Vegeta.
" Thank you Kakarrot, how very clever of you. " Vegeta grumbled as he turned off the machine. He thought for a
moment, " How did you figure that out anyway? "
" Oh, I read the screen. " Goku pointed to the computer, which read Vegeta's weight VS his weight multipled by the
gravity.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " You had me worried there for a moment. I thought you took some smart pills or something? "
he chuckled.
" ...Veggie thinks I'm dumb? " the ouji turned a pale white and looked to his left to see Goku staring at him w/big
sparkily eyes that were ready to explode with tears any second.
Vegeta turned bright red, " WAH! NO! NO YOU'RE NOT DUMB KAKARROTTO! REALLY! " he waved his hands infront of Goku,
who instantly changed back into his usual cheerful self.
" Aww, Veggie thinks I'm smart! " Goku said happily.
" I wouldn't go THAT far... " Vegeta mumbled.
" Ehhhhhh... " the larger saiyajin started to whine again, his eyes flooding up.
" OHHHHH....KAKARROT CUT IT OUT! "
" ...K! " Goku gave him a thumbs-up sign as they walked out of the room, " What do you wanna do now little Veggie? "
" I'm going to eat, Kakarrot. " Vegeta smiled, " I saved the last can of Pepsi just for me. AND I hid it in a secret
spot in the fridge that only _I_ know about. "
" Veggie the spy. " Goku said, then giggled.
" By the way, do you happen to know anything about the mackeral I found in the meat bin last night? " he narrowed his
eyes at Goku, who just looked back blankly.
" Mackeral...oh yeah! I caught him yesterday. But Chi-Chi called me home before I could eat him so I just left him
in your fridge-- "
" --and now the whole thing REEKS of it! " Vegeta threw his arms in the air.
" Sorry little Veggie. " Goku said sadly as they approached the end of the hall and reached the living room. Goku
shrieked at the sight of Vejitto on the couch and dashed infront of Vegeta, " Heheheheheheheh, you know what Veggie, why
don't we go the other way to the kitchen, ne? " he said nervously.
" Why? We're practically here! " Vegeta said, " Hey, what's that? "
" AHH! WHAT'S WHAT!!! " Goku gulped.
Vegeta swished his finger across Goku's shoulder & held up a yellow blob, " Hmm, mustard? " he sniffed it, " YECH! "
he smeared the putrid smelling blob onto the wall. Goku sweatdropped, " Kakarrot I need to get by. " he said, taking a step
forward. Goku spread out his arms and slammed each of his hands against the wall.
" Veggie I can't let you do that! " he said, panicky.
" ...you're hiding something from me, are you, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said suspicously.
" Oh NO Veggie! I would never hide anything from my little buddy! Buddies tell each other EVERYTHING! " Goku said,
worried.
" Then why don't you let me get past you! " Vegeta started to get annoyed.
" Well, uh, Veggie you know how you always said you wished there were more full-blooded saiyajins around? " Goku
quickly changed the subject.
" I never said that. " Vegeta blinked.
" Veh--Veh--Veh--Veggie! "
" WHAT! "
" Veggie what would you say if by some strange phenomenon due to the potara earrings that we had a baby! " he quickly
spat out.
Vegeta stared at him for a moment. The ouji's eyes widened in shock. He grabbed Goku's shirt and flipped it up to
reveal his stomach, " ...Kakarrot stop pulling my leg!! " Vegeta snorted angrily, letting go of the gi, " Honestly...thanks
for the scare Kakarrot, I really enjoyed it. " he said sarcastically. He put his fingers on his forehead and teleported past
Goku, who yelped and turned around, " No one is pregnant, Kakarrot. Not you, not I, not Bulma, not THE EVIL ONE. " he rattled
off.
" I didn't say anything about somebody being pregnant Veggie! He's already here!!! " Goku shouted, frightened.
" Huh? " Vegeta turned to his couch and gasped to see Vejitto laying in his special spot, drinking his last can of
soda, and stuffing his face with Goku's mackeral, " AAUGH!!! " he screamed in horror. Vejitto heard Vegeta's scream and
cocked his head towards him. A large smile engulfed his face.
" MOMMY!!! "
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8:02 PM 6/10/2002
END OF PART ONE
Goku: Hmm, according to the fic, Goggie isn't actually a fusion baby after all.
Vegeta: Ohh, you're kidding!
Goku: Nope. (to Goggie) How could you trick us little Goggie!
Gogeta: (laughs nervous) Oh, heh-heh, lookit my watch. 22 minutes left to live. You wouldn't wanna beat up a guy in his last
hour of life, would you?
Goku: (hugs him) We're not gonna hurt you G-chan.
Vegeta: HE wouldn't. _I_ would.
Chuquita: Vedge!
Goku: Veggie-chan-chan no!
Vegeta: (snorts) Here I was, just starting to like THIS one and he turns out not to even be my spawn at all!
Gogeta: Sorry Vegeta.
Vegeta: Yeah well....who are you anyway?
Gogeta: I'm both of you temporarily sharing the same living space.
Vegeta: (confused) But how can that be if Kakarrot and I are still--
Gogeta: Mirai dropped me off.
Vegeta: (glares at Chu) You and your "connections". You think you're so smart, don't you?
Chuquita: (smirks) I try. (to Son) Hey, did you know I got one of my stories published in the school poem/story booklet we
come out with every winter/spring?
Goku: Really?
Gogeta: (smiles) Impressive, Chu.
Chuquita: Yeah, well, it's not one of these stories. It's one of the many mini-short stories I did in Creative Writing class
this year. The teacher liked this one story so much he asked if I'd let him put it in the Paralaxx. (grins) I'm on page 30.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Good for you.
Chuquita: And in an ironic twist of fate it happens to be the one story I wrote for that class who's two characters were
based off of Son-San and Veggie.
Vegeta: (enraged) WHAT!!!
Goku: (proud) Awww, I'm touched.
Chuquita: Yeah. I just changed the names from Goku and Vegeta to Pablo and Burrito, made Son's character a bit more talkative
, and bam. (content smile)
Goku: I guess we're so well-developed we stand out. (ribs Veggie) Right little Veggie?
Vegeta: (grumbles) Burrito?
Chuquita: It was either that or Fajita. And Fajita sounds pretty darn close to Vegeta.
Vegeta: My character is named after a Mexican roll filled with meat?
Chuquita: Your real name is based off one of the 4 food groups.
Vegeta: ...point taken.
Chuquita: (turns to audiance) I know this is a little early to be thinking about my next fic, but I'd like to do a free-poll.
Gogeta: A what?
Chuquita: A free-poll. (I made that term up just now :) What would YOU like to see happen in the next fic's Corner? Veggie
doing backflips? Son riding a unicycle? Any funny items of clothing you'd like one of them to be wearing? You name it and I
might just do it! [holds up the Big Book of Author Spells]
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) Isn't that giving them a little TOO MUCH freedom?
Chuquita: Yeah, well. If no one responds by e-mail or in the reviews by the time I'm fully done writing this story I'll just
think up something on my own for the next Corner. I've done reviewer requests twice in the past, what harm is one more,
right?
Goku: (gulps) What if it's something horribly embarassing???
Chuquita: Hey, I'll be choosing which one I wanna do in the end. Or I could choose several and have them all in a poll for
the audiance to choose instead. Who knows. (shrugs) (to audiance) The name of the free-poll is "What do YOU want Veggie &
Goku to do?"
Gogeta: (grins) No answer is too wild, crazy, or exotic!
Vegeta: (glares) Yeah, you can say that, because you won't BE HERE FOR THE NEXT STORY!!!
Goku: Donut holes are made to be filled with love....or a jelly preservative.
Chuquita: Well said Son-San, well said.
