Just a little Idea I came up with talking with Miko and his friends at Baka-Con

Just a little Idea I came up with talking with Miko and his friends at Baka-Con. (This is called spreading the blame.) For all of you who thought I was sick and demented for the "Tendou Bunch" Idea. Here's something for you to get torches and pitchforks for.

Sailor C

"Kids these days" Lieutenant Columbo muttered to himself, after he had chased them off. To torture a poor animal like that was inexcusable. The Basset hound looked up at him with big puppy dog eyes it almost looked as if it had been crying. It had a reason too as well. One of those kids had thought it would be funny to put a piece of tape on it's forehead.

Now why would any one want to do a thing like that? Columbo muttered to himself, as he removed the tape. He was very much surprised when he discovered that the tape had covered a small crescent shaped birthmark. "Did those kids have that bald spot on you?" He asked, to no one in particular.

"It's not a birthmark," the basset answered, much to his surprise. "And it's very rude of you to suggest such a thing. Still I have to thank you for helping me with that tape over my mark I was unable to communicate. Now listen carefully. My name is Luna and we don't have very much time."

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The Youma had just revealed her devious plan to a terrified Naru when it was interrupted by a knock on the door. *What is it now*, it wondered to itself, as it regained its human disguise and went downstairs to answer it.

The Youma groaned, as she saw who it was. It the short unkempt man had come to the jewelry store several times that day. The Youma did not pretend to understand human fashion but the man's attire was unusual. If it hadn't been so rumpled it could have been quite dashing. He was dressed in what looked like a fisherman's outfit. Complete with an Overcoat, cap, turtleneck sweater and boots that went up to his knees. It seemed to be the dress version because the Coat and the Sweater were white. The pants were blue and the boots were a bright red with gold trim. The blue cap was adorned with a golden crescent moon.

"I'm sorry to bother you again ma'am, but a few other questions crossed my mind after I left the last time." The man said very apologetically.

"No bother at all please go on." The Youma said, dripping with sarcasm.

"Well when we first spoke you said that the reason that all of the girls who had bought jewelry at your sale suffering from exhaustion, was due to a local allergy."

"Yes, yes. Look, I'm sorry to be rude but I've answered all of your questions and there's really no way you can connect me with this epidemic." The Youma said impatiently.

"Well, that's where you're wrong Ma'am. You see, I've been reason to believe that this was not a legitimate jewelry sale. That it is actually a diabolical scheme to siphon away human life energy to the Dark Kingdom. In fact I don't think you're Naru's mother at all. I think that you have the poor woman tied up in the basement, and you're a Youma in disguise."

The Youma stepped back in shock. "Who are you?" It hissed, revealing it's true form.

"I'm sorry Ma'am. I thought I already introduced myself. I'm the champion of Justice Sailor Moon. You know, jewelry is a thing of beauty for a girl to cherish. Why, you should have seen my wife light up when I gave her a necklace for our engagement party. It made me feel like a million bucks. It should not be a thing of evil. And that's why, I'm sorry to say Ma'am, in the name of the moon, I will punish you.

Next: Enter Sailor Mercury!

Okay maybe not. Well hope you tolerated it. For all of you who thought I was going to put Columbo in a fuku after the first few paragraphs, please give me some credit