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Carly and Freddie? Together? HA! Puh-lease. I could be alive a million years and never see that happen. Freddie just doesn't suit her. She likes the more, I guess openly handsome guys. And Freddie is not one of those guys.

It took all I had not laugh in her face when Carly told me that she might like Freddie.

As in, more than a friend.

Because I knew it wasn't real. She was lusting. Again. And I know Carly is supposed to be my best friend, but I caught myself thinking about Freddie and worrying about him getting hurt, not Carly. All because Carly was thinking there was 'something there' and he would get his little hopes up, after having them bashed down for, like, ten years.

I gotta give him credit, the boy is persistent.

When she told me, as hilarious as it was, I almost wanted to slap her.

She wasn't supposed to get Freddie. She was supposed to get the knight in shining armor that rides in on horseback, then they go off together in the sunset. And that's fine with me, because I don't want that. I'm good settling for Freddie. No, I want Freddie. So, without saying it, I'd come to the conclusion that Freddie is mine, even though he still pines after Carly.

I like Fredward 'The Dork' Benson.

I can admit it now, yeah. But only to myself. No one else knows. I thought Carly might have been picking up on it, but I guess not.

You have no idea how long it took for me to even openly say I like Freddie in my mind, never mind out loud. He's supposed to be my enemy. I'm not supposed to like him.

But I do.

Whenever he's around, I can't look at anyone else.

When he's near, my skin gets goose bumps.

When he talks to me, looks at me, smiles at me, my heart flies.

So I just accepted it. And it got a whole lot easier from there.

But now I find myself in a dilemma. Carly 'likes' Freddie, Freddie likes/'loves' Carly, I like Freddie. Just by looking at this equation I'm left out. Of course Freddie will jump at the chance of being with Carly. There's no doubt about it that if I don't act soon, I'll be left in the dust.

Stupid Freddie. Why won't he just come to his senses? I thought he might with the whole Jake thing, but whatever. He just needs an excessive amount of prodding.

And Carly needs to be a bit more observant, because I have made tons of hints to my liking of Fred-dork. She should be the one with two D's, two C's, a B and an A (in gym, of course).

Carly says she doesn't know what she's going to do, because she's not sure if she really likes him. She says that she thinks that he kind, caring, and smart. Pft. Like I don't already know that? Knowing Carly she'll go out with him to get her curiosity straight. And when she finds out that it wasn't 'meant to be', she'll dump him.

If they do go out, i give 'em two days tops.

That scares me, though. We both like the same guy now. And even though I've been on this ground longer, she already has an advantage. I could end up losing Freddie to her.

I don't want to lose to her again.

Freddie will be mine.

And no spray bottle can stop me.


This idea came to me and i wrote it in about a half hour. xP I like it though.

It's in Sam's POV, if you never figured it out. I was trying to put Sam's style of speach and writing into it, so i hope it turns out okay.

THIS IS ONLY A DRABBEL! Meaning it was MEANT TO BE SHORT! If anyone at all tell me 'oh i liked it, but it was a little short D:' I swear i'll type and anygry reply.

xD So threatening, huh?

-Star