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In the big city of Narentova, San Zulin, lived a man who loved to laugh. He pranked everyone around him and everyone he knew. He was shameless, no matter the circumstance. He annoyed people to the core, but above all that, he knew how to make people smile. As despicable as he may be, he is only human and had a lot of growing up to do. That man was none other than Keiji Maeda.
Keiji Maeda is a junior attending Genova High School. That high school is the biggest high school in the state of San Zulin and is located in the country of Genova. Genova is a gigantic, rich island located between Japan and West USA. It is a free country like America, but the only difference was that it was Asian dominated. Genova High School is made of glass and steel, like shiny, modern buildings.
Keiji had six good friends: Yukimura Sanada, Kanetsugu Naoe, Mitsunari Ishida, Sakon Shima, Kiyomasa Kato, and Masanori Fukushima. Yukimura was the cute, pure friend that all the girls adored. Kanetsugu was the honorable friend who always tried to do the right thing. Mitsunari was the tsundere friend who was always in a bad mood. Sakon was the smart valedictorian of the whole Junior class. Kiyomasa was the conceited friend who thought very highly of himself because of how built his body was. Like Keiji, Masanori was also very annoying.
It was the third week of school when Keiji stared blankly at the ceiling in his English class while Mrs. No talked about a movie that they just finished watching. He thought about how Kanetsugu hardly ever got drunk with him and his friends during kickbacks. He wanted Kanetsugu to actually be bad like them for once. Without knowing, he formed a huge, creepy smile.
"That's right, Keiji!" laughed Mrs. No. "That's exactly how the monk smiled at the girl!" Keiji stopped smiling and blinked a couple times. He looked around as his fellow classmates laughed at him. He was completely lost.
"Eh?" he uttered, confused.
"Ten extra bonus points for you, Keiji!" said Mrs. No, as she walked to her computer. Happiness filled his body as he jumped excitedly.
"Oh boy! I love extra bonus points!" he shouted happily, although he didn't understand why the teacher gave him those points. Those bonus points could sure boost his D into a C, since he nearly failed his first quiz and forgot to do some homework. Well, whatever the reason was, it didn't matter. All that mattered was that he got extra bonus points. Pretty soon, the bell rang.
At lunch, he walked to Save Mart alone because he felt like pranking someone that day. He usually pranked his friends in cycles, one by one until they've all been pranked before pranking them again. In this cycle, he already pranked Yukimura, Kiyomasa, Mitsunari, Masanori, and Kanetsugu. The only one that hadn't been pranked in that cycle was Sakon.
How he is such a nerd, he thought, laughing evily in his mind. Because Sakon had a big fat crush on Ina, Keiji wanted to do something to make Sakon think that she had a crush on him too, even though she didn't like him because of his dirty, flirtatious ways. This'll be so funny! He bought twenty balloons, a chocolate cake, and a giant teddy bear. After that, he snuck back on campus and went through the second front of the school because his friends hung out at the first front and he didn't want them to catch him. Before that, he quickly hid in the parking lot behind a red car. He poked his head out to look at the first front where he saw Yukimura and Kiyomasa arm wrestling.
"Tahahahah!" he laughed quietly. He couldn't wait to see the look on Sakon's face when he got the gift. He quickly went to the second front and made his way into the SBO to have the people deliver the gift for Sakon. After that, he went to his friends and told them that he had to make up a test for history class and they believed him.
When it was 7th period, he turned to Sakon. He wanted to laugh so bad that he smiled and put his head down so no one would know what he was up to. Suddenly the door swung open. Keiji started turning to see who it was, in case the SBO people came to deliver the gift. He was always the first to turn his head, but today, it seemed like a girl named Oichi Oda was going to beat him. He quickly flinched as his eyes grew wide and his mouth opened.
No one shall ever beat me at seeing who walks inside the door! He thought to himself, as the whole scene played in slow motion. The door was all the way to the left, so he rolled his eyes to the right side of the room to see who he was competing with. He saw Motochika chewing gum slowly, as a piece of spit came out of his mouth and landed on the floor. THUD, went the splashing sound of his saliva. It was so powerful that it created a wind that reflected back to his face and caused his blue hair to wave gently like a feather.
Keiji turned a little more to the left and saw Musashi sneeze. While sneezing, his eyes shut tightly and his nose became as big as a pig's when he exhaled. His teeth grinded together tightly, as his germs flew smoothly in the air and popped like fireworks. His eyes remained shut for a long time so Keiji moved his eyes more to the left. He saw Masamune staring back at him as Masamune's eyes jerked one percent more to the left. It made Keiji feel so jealous.
Oh hell no! He screamed in his mind, turning his eye three percent more to the left. Beat that Masamune!
Now his eyes were fixed on the teacher, Mrs. Okuni's face. She slowly blinked with her eyes closed for a long time with her mouth opening. Her teeth were perfectly white, except for a tiny piece of black pepper on her left bunny tooth. Keiji laughed so hard in his head and he finally noticed that the whole world was silent. He turned again and saw Magoichi's perverted face slowly lifting up. He turned again and saw Yukimura's mouth closing in slow motion with a piece of Hot Cheetos in his mouth. When he chewed, it made a loud, thunderous sound.
Once gain, he turned to the left a little bit more. He saw Kunoichi's pencil drop down slowly, as her face looked like she needed to poop. She slowly knelt down and it took forever to reach her pencil.
Keiji turned five percent more and saw Kiyomasa writing slowly. Kiyomasa's lead broke off his pencil and it made a sound like someone just got punched hard. Kiyomasa's face slowly went from normal to irritated and annoyed. Keiji laughed so hard deep inside.
He turned two percent more and saw Nene's head slowly falling down out of drowsiness. Her head took forever to collide with her desk and when it did, her head bounced back up slowly like a ball. Her tired, red eyes slowly opened.
It took five seconds for Keiji to open his mouth and laugh, but nothing came out. He finally thought to himself, what is happening to the world! Why is it in slow motion?
He turned again and wanted to see who was at the door already, but slow motion caused everything to be so slow. He saw Oichi's eyes and noticed that it was so freaken close to reaching the door. Before he knew it, he picked up his basketball and it took ten seconds to bend down and pick it up. This time, Oichi's eyes were ABOUT to reach the door.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he managed to shout, as he threw the ball towards her face. It flew so slow and smooth that it looked like a flying balloon. It took seven seconds for the ball to finally reach her face.
BAAAAAAANNNGGG, went the sound as everything went back into its original motion.
"Owww!" she cried. Her head bobbed down and her eyes were no longer facing the door. Keiji quickly turned and YES! He was the first one to see who came into their class. To his surprise, it was only Principal Takeda. "What the heck, Keiji! Why'd you do that for? It freaken hurted!" Oichi shouted, covering her face. Keiji laughed out loud.
"Sorry! I just wanted to be the first to see who was coming in!" he told her. "Sorry, Miss Oichi."
"Hmph!" she mumbled, crossing her arms and turning away.
"Keiji!" said Kanetsugu. "What reckless behavior! You do not throw balls at anyone!" Keiji laughed more.
"Of course not. How could I when my balls are stuck in between my legs?" he said, dropping to the floor and laughing at his friend's comment.
"Keiji, you will serve two hours of community service tomorrow afterschool for this type of behavior," said Principle Takeda. He was serious.
Tomorrow? Keiji thought.
"But tomorrow's Friday," he said, remembering that he was supposed to go to the mall with his chick friend, Kaihime. In fact, he promised her. "I'm supposed to go to the mall with my friend."
"Exactly," replied Principle Takeda. "Nevertheless, but you will not be going anywhere tomorrow afterschool, for if you do, you shall be serving ten hours of community service. Which is better, two hours or ten hours?"
Keiji thought about how mad Kaihime was going to be but serving two hours of community service was better than serving ten hours of community service. He sighed. "Two hours."
"Good. I thought so. You will report to my office tomorrow afterschool. Is that understood?" questioned Principle Takeda.
"Yeah, whatever you say, Principle Takeda," he responded, getting up. So much for throwing the ball at Oichi. Oh well. It was totally worth it because after all, he was the first to see who came in the class.
Principle Takeda and Keiji were quite close, even though Principle Takeda was hard on him sometimes. Keiji was one of the very few kids who often got sent to see him. Yup, that's how troubled Keiji was.
As Principle Takeda talked to Mrs. Okuni, the door opened again, but good thing Keiji was already looking at the door. In came a man with the giant teddy bear, along with the twenty balloons and the cake that Keiji bought earlier. To make this situation unobvious, Keiji did the thing he would normally do when someone got balloons.
"Oh boy! I wonder who's birthday it is this time!" he shouted, almost laughing. After the man gave the gift to Mrs. Okuni, she smiled.
"Sakon, how come you didn't tell us it was your birthday?" she asked, walking to Sakon to give him the gift. Sakon was so confused.
"What are you talking about? It's not even my birthday!" he shouted. Keiji almost laughed when Sakon took the gift.
"Who's it from?" asked Yukimura.
"Iiiiiiit's frooooooom….," he began, looking at the piece of paper to see who it was from. He quickly flinched. "Oh shit! It's from Ina!"
"What?" replied Yukimura. He was so confused. "But…But she…hates you!"
"Hey guys! Kiyomasa! Keiji! Dude! I got balloons, a teddy bear, and a cake from Ina even though it's not my birthday!" Sakon shouted, smiling with joy. Mitsunari turned and rolled his eyes.
"Why on Earth would she buy you those things? You're such a b-i-t-c-h." he said, shaking his head.
"Why wouldn't she?" Sakon replied. "I just knew that she would find it in her heart to accept me one way or another." He was so obsessed with the gift that "Ina" bought him.
"Wow Sakon, you must really mean something to her," Keiji said to him. On the inside, he laughed so hard, especially when he got home.
The next day, Keiji stayed after school to pick up trash for community service. He turned and saw Oichi coming his way.
"Hey Oichi," he began, winking at her for fun.
Just then, Nagamasa popped out of nowhere and hugged Oichi. He turned to Keiji and gave him attitude. Keiji laughed on the inside and thought to himself that he wasn't even interested in Oichi. He was only into hot babes like Kaihime. He sighed and continued picking up trash as two hours quickly passed.
