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Such a lovely little girl," purred Drusilla, placing her hand on Diva's cheeks, "like a bat with blue eyes. I saw your loneliness, the stars showed it to me. I knew I would enjoy France."

"Thank you, Drusilla," replied Diva, taking a sip from her teacup "You make much better company than my chevaliers."

"Call me Mummy. I always wanted to be a mum and you need one."

The man tied up under their table started saying something in French, his voice filled with desperation. Drusilla knocked him out with a kick to the head.

"Bad teapot!" she scolded, "No cakes for you!"

She turned her attention back to Diva.

"Now sing for Mummy. You have such a lovely voice."

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