The Saiya-jin Saga, Ladies' Style!
Miranda Shadowind
Part 1: An Unexpected Switch
This just hadn't been Raditz's day. He'd landed on Planet Earth that morning in an attempt to locate his younger brother Kakarott and find out why the planet wasn't ready to be sold yet. As it turned out, the braindead baka had forgotten his mission and consequently denied his heritage. Not to mention the fact that Kakarott had disgraced himself by having his tail removed!
The mission seemed to be a total waste until Raditz spotted Kakarott's son. Attempting to knock some sense into his brother's head, Raditz had kidnapped the brat and told his brother to destroy 100 humans as ransom. Even if that plan failed, he would still have a new warrior to bring back with him.
No such luck. Fending off "dear brother" and his iguana-jin friend after they arrived wasn't the problem until the former yanked on Raditz's tail. That was easily remedied by messing with Kakarott's head. What Raditz hadn't counted on was his nephew's saiya-jin heritage kicking in. The brat escaped his pod prison and head-butted Raditz within a matter of seconds.
That display of power settled it; the kid had to die. So what if he was family? If he learned to control that power, Raditz was screwed. But he had hesitated too long. Just as Raditz had started to power up, Kakarott got him in a tight bear hug from behind! The fool was going to sacrifice himself for a planet full of stupid humans!
He tried to talk reason into his brother, but to no avail. Piccolo fired his big freakin' beam again, there was a big flash of light, then pain… Torturous pain… Which brings us to the present, where Raditz lay on his stomach.
"Damn him... how could he...?" Raditz grimaced in pain and closed his eyes. "He's a goner! The fool."
"Don't lose your big sleep over it." He looked up to see Piccolo talking to him. "I'll bet Goku will be back here in a week."
"What? That's impossible! Tell... me... how!"
"Gladly. On this planet, we have something we call 'dragonballs.' Whoever brings all seven dragonballs together gets any one wish granted. Goku's friends will use the dragonballs to wish him back in no time. It's Goku that will have the last laugh."
"No. I'm afraid you're wrong, green man. This device on my face is also a transmitter. Fool." Raditz grinned weakly. "They've heard every word. Now... they'll come. I know they will. They'll want to make a wish..."
But little did he realize that Vejita and Nappa weren't the only ones who'd heard Piccolo speak of the dragonballs. He'd forgotten that there were in fact two other saiya-jins that had survived Vejita-sei's destruction, both of them female and maniacal by nature. One was Vejita's older sister, Princess Vejitina. The other was her childhood friend and the last elemental of their kind, Musei Shino.
Both had been sent away years before their planet's downfall on separate occasions, but for the same basic reason: distance from Freiza. They had exhibited incredible power in their youth; power King Vejita did not want said universe-conquering gay lizard to get a hold of.
In their chaotic interstellar travels, the two eventually reunited and formed their own unholy alliance, having seen that the remaining male saiya-jins were still playing lackey under Freiza. Knowing better than to reveal themselves to the dark lord they bided their time, waiting for the day when Fate would hand them the keys to his destruction. It would not bring back their planet, but honor would be restored to the remainder of their once-proud race. And now, it seemed, Fate was smiling upon them at last…
On a distant newly conquered planet, Vejita and Nappa were sitting around a small campfire, having just decimated a nearby city. The local restaurants had all been leveled, so they'd been forced to improvise and snack on the insect-like natives instead.
"Raditz stinks!" Nappa grumbled.
"What an idiot!" agreed Vejita, biting into an insect hand. He spat off to the side. "How could he let himself be beaten by men with such low fighting powers?"
"I don't know. But I do know that I'm still hungry!" He looked at the insect warrior Vejita was sitting on and pointed. "You going to finish that, Boss?" Not waiting for an answer, the bald saiya-jin reached out only to have his hand bitchslapped away.
"I saw it first, it's mine! Besides, we've got more important things to think about!"
"Should we go destroy those Earthlings?"
"I don't think so!" Vejita spat again then smirked, an idea forming in his head. "But then... I guess we could..."
Nappa, his one-track mind still on food, was utterly confused. "Huh? Are you thinking about what Raditz said?"
Vegeta chuckled at his subordinate's dumbfounded facial expression. He stood up and leaned against his round space pod. "Exactly. Those dragonballs caught my interest. Just think about it, Nappa: if we can get our hands on those seven dragonballs, then we could wish for anything we want."
"So, would we wish for Raditz back to--?"
Vejita smacked his forehead. Of all the male saiya-jins, why did it have to be the dumbass ones who survived?! (Other than himself of course.) "No you imbecile that would be a wasted wish! I'd wish for something grand." Nappa was about to suggest wishing for a grand feast but Vejita spoke again. "How would you like to be immortal, and fight forever?"
Nappa grinned as they popped their pods open. "Now that's something I could live with for the rest of my life." He laughed at his own joke as he started to climb inside, but was the only one who did.
"Then it's settled! We're off to the planet-" *WHAM!* "AAACK!!" The young prince of the saiya-jins had been suddenly jumped by a black and blue blur and knocked to the ground.
"Going somewhere, LITTLE brother?!"
Vejita managed to turn his head to the side and meet his sister's maniacal gaze. "What are you doing here Vejitina?!" He, as well as Raditz and Nappa had found out that she and Musei were still alive, but kept their mouths shut under threat of death.
"You clods aren't the only ones who overheard that stuff about the dragonballs!"
Nappa turned his head to face the squabbling siblings. "So what's your point?"
Cackling was heard, and all three looked up to see Musei hovering overhead. "The point is you ain't goin' Cueball Brains! NORTH WIND!!"
At her signal, a large gust of freezing cold wind came out of nowhere and turned Nappa into an ice statue. As he had been caught halfway inside, he teetered and fell out onto the ground.
Vejita squirmed in an attempt to get free, but was pinned down by Vejitina. "Why you-"
"Being family doesn't save anybody! Go find a barber planet bro." She threw him headfirst into the nearest tree and climbed into his open pod.
Said tree happened to already have a big hole in it, which Vejita got his head stuck inside. "HEY! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!"
Musei landed on the ground and booted Nappa the Ice Statue away. "Fat chance Bush Head!" Her path clear, she climbed into the vacant pod. "Planet Earth, here we come!"
"HELL YEAH!" Vejitina agreed as the pod doors closed. The pods started to glow, and lifted off into space.
Miranda Shadowind
Part 1: An Unexpected Switch
This just hadn't been Raditz's day. He'd landed on Planet Earth that morning in an attempt to locate his younger brother Kakarott and find out why the planet wasn't ready to be sold yet. As it turned out, the braindead baka had forgotten his mission and consequently denied his heritage. Not to mention the fact that Kakarott had disgraced himself by having his tail removed!
The mission seemed to be a total waste until Raditz spotted Kakarott's son. Attempting to knock some sense into his brother's head, Raditz had kidnapped the brat and told his brother to destroy 100 humans as ransom. Even if that plan failed, he would still have a new warrior to bring back with him.
No such luck. Fending off "dear brother" and his iguana-jin friend after they arrived wasn't the problem until the former yanked on Raditz's tail. That was easily remedied by messing with Kakarott's head. What Raditz hadn't counted on was his nephew's saiya-jin heritage kicking in. The brat escaped his pod prison and head-butted Raditz within a matter of seconds.
That display of power settled it; the kid had to die. So what if he was family? If he learned to control that power, Raditz was screwed. But he had hesitated too long. Just as Raditz had started to power up, Kakarott got him in a tight bear hug from behind! The fool was going to sacrifice himself for a planet full of stupid humans!
He tried to talk reason into his brother, but to no avail. Piccolo fired his big freakin' beam again, there was a big flash of light, then pain… Torturous pain… Which brings us to the present, where Raditz lay on his stomach.
"Damn him... how could he...?" Raditz grimaced in pain and closed his eyes. "He's a goner! The fool."
"Don't lose your big sleep over it." He looked up to see Piccolo talking to him. "I'll bet Goku will be back here in a week."
"What? That's impossible! Tell... me... how!"
"Gladly. On this planet, we have something we call 'dragonballs.' Whoever brings all seven dragonballs together gets any one wish granted. Goku's friends will use the dragonballs to wish him back in no time. It's Goku that will have the last laugh."
"No. I'm afraid you're wrong, green man. This device on my face is also a transmitter. Fool." Raditz grinned weakly. "They've heard every word. Now... they'll come. I know they will. They'll want to make a wish..."
But little did he realize that Vejita and Nappa weren't the only ones who'd heard Piccolo speak of the dragonballs. He'd forgotten that there were in fact two other saiya-jins that had survived Vejita-sei's destruction, both of them female and maniacal by nature. One was Vejita's older sister, Princess Vejitina. The other was her childhood friend and the last elemental of their kind, Musei Shino.
Both had been sent away years before their planet's downfall on separate occasions, but for the same basic reason: distance from Freiza. They had exhibited incredible power in their youth; power King Vejita did not want said universe-conquering gay lizard to get a hold of.
In their chaotic interstellar travels, the two eventually reunited and formed their own unholy alliance, having seen that the remaining male saiya-jins were still playing lackey under Freiza. Knowing better than to reveal themselves to the dark lord they bided their time, waiting for the day when Fate would hand them the keys to his destruction. It would not bring back their planet, but honor would be restored to the remainder of their once-proud race. And now, it seemed, Fate was smiling upon them at last…
On a distant newly conquered planet, Vejita and Nappa were sitting around a small campfire, having just decimated a nearby city. The local restaurants had all been leveled, so they'd been forced to improvise and snack on the insect-like natives instead.
"Raditz stinks!" Nappa grumbled.
"What an idiot!" agreed Vejita, biting into an insect hand. He spat off to the side. "How could he let himself be beaten by men with such low fighting powers?"
"I don't know. But I do know that I'm still hungry!" He looked at the insect warrior Vejita was sitting on and pointed. "You going to finish that, Boss?" Not waiting for an answer, the bald saiya-jin reached out only to have his hand bitchslapped away.
"I saw it first, it's mine! Besides, we've got more important things to think about!"
"Should we go destroy those Earthlings?"
"I don't think so!" Vejita spat again then smirked, an idea forming in his head. "But then... I guess we could..."
Nappa, his one-track mind still on food, was utterly confused. "Huh? Are you thinking about what Raditz said?"
Vegeta chuckled at his subordinate's dumbfounded facial expression. He stood up and leaned against his round space pod. "Exactly. Those dragonballs caught my interest. Just think about it, Nappa: if we can get our hands on those seven dragonballs, then we could wish for anything we want."
"So, would we wish for Raditz back to--?"
Vejita smacked his forehead. Of all the male saiya-jins, why did it have to be the dumbass ones who survived?! (Other than himself of course.) "No you imbecile that would be a wasted wish! I'd wish for something grand." Nappa was about to suggest wishing for a grand feast but Vejita spoke again. "How would you like to be immortal, and fight forever?"
Nappa grinned as they popped their pods open. "Now that's something I could live with for the rest of my life." He laughed at his own joke as he started to climb inside, but was the only one who did.
"Then it's settled! We're off to the planet-" *WHAM!* "AAACK!!" The young prince of the saiya-jins had been suddenly jumped by a black and blue blur and knocked to the ground.
"Going somewhere, LITTLE brother?!"
Vejita managed to turn his head to the side and meet his sister's maniacal gaze. "What are you doing here Vejitina?!" He, as well as Raditz and Nappa had found out that she and Musei were still alive, but kept their mouths shut under threat of death.
"You clods aren't the only ones who overheard that stuff about the dragonballs!"
Nappa turned his head to face the squabbling siblings. "So what's your point?"
Cackling was heard, and all three looked up to see Musei hovering overhead. "The point is you ain't goin' Cueball Brains! NORTH WIND!!"
At her signal, a large gust of freezing cold wind came out of nowhere and turned Nappa into an ice statue. As he had been caught halfway inside, he teetered and fell out onto the ground.
Vejita squirmed in an attempt to get free, but was pinned down by Vejitina. "Why you-"
"Being family doesn't save anybody! Go find a barber planet bro." She threw him headfirst into the nearest tree and climbed into his open pod.
Said tree happened to already have a big hole in it, which Vejita got his head stuck inside. "HEY! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!"
Musei landed on the ground and booted Nappa the Ice Statue away. "Fat chance Bush Head!" Her path clear, she climbed into the vacant pod. "Planet Earth, here we come!"
"HELL YEAH!" Vejitina agreed as the pod doors closed. The pods started to glow, and lifted off into space.
