THE STRAWBERRY AND THE JACKFRUIT
A/N: Yes, Femslash. Don't like, PLEASE DONT READ. One shot. Contains implied smut. Strictly not for Homophobes. And it contains food comparisons, so if that disturbs you too, please don't read.
She is The Strawberry. Beautiful to look at and touch. What wouldn't anyone do for her. Sweet, she is the pink strawberry. Just looking at her was enough to make anyone ache and make their mouths water. Who could refuse such a ripe, young, beautiful strawberry?
Certainly not The Jackfruit.
Oh, The Jackfruit. Bet you know about her. She is all prickly outside, and if she hits your head at an acceraltion of 9.8m/s^2 , you might as well write your will. But inside, she is sweet. But oh, the sweet inside is only for those who can crack the hard, tough, prickly exterior. No mean feat.
What happens when you put The Strawberry with The Jackfruit?
Everything happens.
The Jackfruit protects her Strawberry, and cherishes her. The Strawberry in turn gives The Jackfruit Sweet Helpings of herself.
But more than the Sweet Helpings , The Jackfruit and The Strawberry like something else.
Its what they feel for each other.
Now, The Strawberry pretends to like a Mango and The Jackfruit pretends to like a Grape. But no, no, no. The Strawberry and The Jackfruit are destined for each other.
The day will come, when The Mango and The Grape realise this and get out of the way. Maybe they already do. But The Strawberry and The Jackfruit want to be caught in the act.
Its more fun that way. The Strawberry thinks it might be cute if The Mango and The Grape start having feelings for each other. The Jackfruit dismisses this as ridiculous.
The Jackfruit thinks The Grape is a wimp. The Strawberry thinks The Mango is too big for her to take on. All in all, neither The Strawberry nor The Jackfruit understand why they are being with The Mango and The Grape when things can be different.
So, now, The Strawberry and The Jackfruit are having Sweet Helpings in The Strawberry's room. The Mango walks in, and gets very angry.
"How dare you, Jackfruit?" The Mango thunders.
"Shut up, Mango, and get out of here!" The Jackfruit yells.
"Mango! Jackfruit! Stop!" The Strawberry cries out desperately as The Jackfruit and The Mango start taking swings at each other.
At this point, The Grape somehow comes to know that The Mango provoked The Jackfruit and runs in to watch The Jackfruit pound The Mango into Mango Pulp.
The Jackfruit does more than that. She squeezes The Mango into Mango Juice.
"Ah!" The Grape cries in shock. "You killed The Mango!"
"Yeah, and?" The Jackfruit asked The Grape and kissed The Strawberry and continued.
The Grape broke down sobbing at the sight of two juicy fruits having Sweet Helpings when one of the fruits was supposed to be his.
So devastated was The Grape, he ran into The Jackfruit's room, and picked up her Electric Pin and stabbed himself with it.
The Jackfruit and The Strawberry watched as The Grape deflated like a balloon, and resumed Sweet Helpings.
And so, the fruit basket finally only had Two.
A/N: Muhahahahaha.
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