Yugi goes to the guidance counselor: Sanity now included!
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [A repost by YOUR'S truly! *points at the Kitsune*]
"Let's believe in the heart of the cards!" [*rolls eyes in disgust*]
Disclaimer: After all this time you'd think I'd have taken over the world by now… *sigh* DO you SEE any posters of the grand supreme master of all REDFOX anywhere?! WELL, DO YOU?!
Redfox: Hullo to you all. How's ya all doin'? Well, here it is for the people that find it hard to read script-like fics. ^_^ I WANNA ALL O YOU'S TA READ DIS! Review my pretties! Review! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
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Yugi sighed and ruffled his hair. Looking at his other in the mirror.
"Alright Yami," He said, clearly exasperated, "Let's go through this again... YOU may say that Cadbury tastes like the evening breeze in Egypt but I stay defiant. NESTLE make's the best stuff."
Yami snorted and shook his head, "Your taste buds might be going bad Aibou, as the sweet taste of any Cadbury product can make even Yami Bakura cry."
"Yeah! From disgust!" The smaller of the two halves stuck his tongue out, "Nestlé's wonderful Kit Kat can whoop the butt of your Cadbury products any day."
"As much as I usually agree with you I'd have to say that you're very wrong. Cadbury, whether you say so or not, is the best brand around."
"Nuh-uh. I said it once and I'll say it again... and you should say it with me. Nestle is the best--"
"Yugi?" Sogoruku stuck his head through Yugi's open door, "I can hear you talking to yourself... Are you feeing alright?"
"AH!!" Yugi spun around quickly, flashing his grandfather a large, innocent, 'I'm-not-doing-anything-crazy' look, "Oh! Grandpa! Hi! I was just... um... uh..."
The brow's on Sogoruku's face knotted together in concern, "Well, I'm a bit... concerned. You seem to be doing this more often lately and well... it's very... concerning."
Yugi began to sweat heavily, he could also sense Yami's unease as he listened on to his grandpa's accusations. Hopefully, just HOPEFULLY his grandfather was missing a few brain cells in the 'putting together clues' department and didn't realize he had a 5000 year old spirit living in him. Well, he can hope.
Luckily his grandfather WAS missing a few brain cells in that department. That and he wasn't a very observant old man, thus we can conclude... he has been oblivious to his grandson sweating heavily in the air conditioned room.
"Your teachers have reported that you've been spacing out a lot in class." The old man continued, "So I need to ask you this, Are you alright?"
Yugi didn't realize that his grandfather stopped talking already. He was busy conversing with the voice in his head. A.K.A. Yami Yugi.
'Yugi. Your grandfather's trying to catch your attention.'
The Hikari snapped back to reality, "Oh! Um... sorry, didn't catch that last line. Heh... he..."
If it was possible, the old man's eyebrows knitted together even tighter than before, "See. You're doing it again. I'm going to get you an appointment."
"A-Appointment?" The boy inquired, "You mean, doctor's appointment right?"
"No Yugi." His grandpa answered, "An appointment with... a guidance counselor." [Insert scary music here]
"G-Guidance Counselor?!" [Insert scary music here] Yugi chocked out. He knew he was headed in that dreaded direction, with the way the conversation was going he wasn't really surprised, It was just the way it was presented to him... such creepy music playing. He shuddered at the thought.
"Yes. The Guidance Counselor [insert scary music here]." With that final, and creepy goodbye Sogoruku left Yugi and Yami alone to ponder their sanity... or better yet, Yugi's grandfather's sanity.
'What is grandpa smoking today?!' Yugi yelled as soon as the storekeeper was well one his way to the phone, 'Does he REALLY think I'm crazy?!'
'You are!' Yami answered him, remembering their conversation before Sogoruku graced them with his presence, 'Imagine! Thinking Nestle is better than Cadbury!'
The Hikari wasn't about to beaten, depressed about the counselor or not his Yami wasn't about to beat him in this decision, 'No way! Nestlé's better! You're the crazy one!'
'Cadbury.' Yami answered stubbornly.
'Nestle!' Yugi shot back.
'Cadbury.'
'Nestle!'
'Cadbury.'
'Nestle!'
'Cadbury.'
'Cadbury.'
'Nestle!'
'Cadbury.'
'Nestle!'
'Cadbury.'
Let's leave them to their own devices for now...
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Redfox: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! ...AGAIN!
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [A repost by YOUR'S truly! *points at the Kitsune*]
"Let's believe in the heart of the cards!" [*rolls eyes in disgust*]
Disclaimer: After all this time you'd think I'd have taken over the world by now… *sigh* DO you SEE any posters of the grand supreme master of all REDFOX anywhere?! WELL, DO YOU?!
Redfox: Hullo to you all. How's ya all doin'? Well, here it is for the people that find it hard to read script-like fics. ^_^ I WANNA ALL O YOU'S TA READ DIS! Review my pretties! Review! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
**
Yugi sighed and ruffled his hair. Looking at his other in the mirror.
"Alright Yami," He said, clearly exasperated, "Let's go through this again... YOU may say that Cadbury tastes like the evening breeze in Egypt but I stay defiant. NESTLE make's the best stuff."
Yami snorted and shook his head, "Your taste buds might be going bad Aibou, as the sweet taste of any Cadbury product can make even Yami Bakura cry."
"Yeah! From disgust!" The smaller of the two halves stuck his tongue out, "Nestlé's wonderful Kit Kat can whoop the butt of your Cadbury products any day."
"As much as I usually agree with you I'd have to say that you're very wrong. Cadbury, whether you say so or not, is the best brand around."
"Nuh-uh. I said it once and I'll say it again... and you should say it with me. Nestle is the best--"
"Yugi?" Sogoruku stuck his head through Yugi's open door, "I can hear you talking to yourself... Are you feeing alright?"
"AH!!" Yugi spun around quickly, flashing his grandfather a large, innocent, 'I'm-not-doing-anything-crazy' look, "Oh! Grandpa! Hi! I was just... um... uh..."
The brow's on Sogoruku's face knotted together in concern, "Well, I'm a bit... concerned. You seem to be doing this more often lately and well... it's very... concerning."
Yugi began to sweat heavily, he could also sense Yami's unease as he listened on to his grandpa's accusations. Hopefully, just HOPEFULLY his grandfather was missing a few brain cells in the 'putting together clues' department and didn't realize he had a 5000 year old spirit living in him. Well, he can hope.
Luckily his grandfather WAS missing a few brain cells in that department. That and he wasn't a very observant old man, thus we can conclude... he has been oblivious to his grandson sweating heavily in the air conditioned room.
"Your teachers have reported that you've been spacing out a lot in class." The old man continued, "So I need to ask you this, Are you alright?"
Yugi didn't realize that his grandfather stopped talking already. He was busy conversing with the voice in his head. A.K.A. Yami Yugi.
'Yugi. Your grandfather's trying to catch your attention.'
The Hikari snapped back to reality, "Oh! Um... sorry, didn't catch that last line. Heh... he..."
If it was possible, the old man's eyebrows knitted together even tighter than before, "See. You're doing it again. I'm going to get you an appointment."
"A-Appointment?" The boy inquired, "You mean, doctor's appointment right?"
"No Yugi." His grandpa answered, "An appointment with... a guidance counselor." [Insert scary music here]
"G-Guidance Counselor?!" [Insert scary music here] Yugi chocked out. He knew he was headed in that dreaded direction, with the way the conversation was going he wasn't really surprised, It was just the way it was presented to him... such creepy music playing. He shuddered at the thought.
"Yes. The Guidance Counselor [insert scary music here]." With that final, and creepy goodbye Sogoruku left Yugi and Yami alone to ponder their sanity... or better yet, Yugi's grandfather's sanity.
'What is grandpa smoking today?!' Yugi yelled as soon as the storekeeper was well one his way to the phone, 'Does he REALLY think I'm crazy?!'
'You are!' Yami answered him, remembering their conversation before Sogoruku graced them with his presence, 'Imagine! Thinking Nestle is better than Cadbury!'
The Hikari wasn't about to beaten, depressed about the counselor or not his Yami wasn't about to beat him in this decision, 'No way! Nestlé's better! You're the crazy one!'
'Cadbury.' Yami answered stubbornly.
'Nestle!' Yugi shot back.
'Cadbury.'
'Nestle!'
'Cadbury.'
'Nestle!'
'Cadbury.'
'Cadbury.'
'Nestle!'
'Cadbury.'
'Nestle!'
'Cadbury.'
Let's leave them to their own devices for now...
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Redfox: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! ...AGAIN!
