Parenthood
"Grab your gear," said Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs as he strode into his NCIS headquarters.
"Where we goin', boss?" Anthony DiNozzo asked as he, Tim McGee, and Ziva David 'grabbed their gear' and followed him into the elevator.
"Virginia," he answered. The elevator doors closed. "A Corporal Lee Walters has reported her daughter and husband missing."
They got there in record time, but felt like throwing up afterwards- Ziva drove.
"Seriously!" Tony moaned to Gibbs. "How can you let her drive?"
"I'm just glad to back on solid ground," McGee said to no one in particular.
One of Gibbs' famous stares got their act together, and they quickly followed him and Ziva into the fancy two-story house that lay before them.
One look inside made it clear the Corporal's husband and daughter had not disappeared of their own accord.
"Lee Walters," the attractive 30-something blonde introduced herself.
"I'm Special Agent Gibbs," the boss began, "this is my team, Special Agents McGee, David, and DiNozzo."
"D-DiNozzo?" the lieutenant repeated. "As in Tony DiNozzo?"
"Yeah," Tony was confused.
"I'm hurt you don't remember me," she said with a tiny smile on her face. "Lee Patterson ring a bell? From Rhode Island Military Academy?"
"Lee!" exclaimed Tony. "Oh, wow! Lee! How are y-"
"When you're done, DiNozzo," Gibbs said sternly. "Two people are missing, you know."
"Oops, sorry boss," DiNozzo scurried off to join Ziva and McGee, who were looking around.
"Ooh, Tony DiNozzo," Ziva said to him. "You actually had a girlfriend who DIDN'T have a husband, or fill your closet with dog crap, or who turned out to be a transvestite? How come I never heard about her?"
"She was my girlfriend in college," he narrowed his eyes. "We only broke up because after graduation she was offered a modelling career, in Paris. And I became a cop. I guess it didn't work out. But the Army was always her backup plan."
"Hmmph," Ziva clicked the camera she was holding up close to his face, which made little stars pop out in front of his eyes.
