WARNING!: THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT **NOT** PC! If you are offended by any remote poking fun of the Bible, leave NOW while you still can, before you get offended. If you are a writer in the Bible category of Fanfiction.net, RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIN! RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!! I can not stress this enough! If you write in this section and DO NOT want to see yourself or your genre of writing in anyway ridiculed, leave NOW! I was reading fanfics in this section one day because I was bored and needed a good laugh and this struck me. Anything worth doing is worth doing write, so I have read all this fics in this section published on 11-12-2001 or before, not to mention any additions I might make afterwards. You WILL see your fic in here and it will NOT be in a pleasant light. Your fic will NOT and neither will you, but all the categories, writers and stories in this section with the possible exception of a few. (Which I will seek permission to publish their names. That way, those of you with a swelled head will KNOW that I am in fact trashing you and other authors like you. Don't assume that 'Oh that fic resembles mine, but I'm such a good writer I'm one of the acception.') If you don't want to be offended: LEAVE NOW!!! I have warned you, If you have stayed and read it is your own look out! I have warned you in any possible way and cannot be held accountable for any offence you take. It's not like I gave you the bait and switch. You know basically know this is making fun of all of you and every story in this entire section and you should have the sense to turn back now. It's not like I didn't warn you. It's not like I said 'a reflection on this section.' And then surprised you to try to bait you in to get you to read, If you are offended DO NOT READ THIS! Now you know and have NO EXSCUSE. To those of you who will have no problem with this, more power to you, please read and REVIEW! Oh, and By the way, constructive criticism does NOT go under "This sucks and you're going to burn in hell for it" and "we're good writers and you have no right to make fun of this section, us or our stories. You'll burn in hell for this hypocritical work! : ( :P". NOOOO, constructive criticism is "Your grammar sucks! Pay ATTENTION in English class! You're not bloody well in there to DAY dream and think up stupid things like this!" or "May I suggest you work on your spelling". Flames will be used for cooking, roasting marshmallows, the fire on my camping trips, arson, lighting an eternal flame that I will tend to for whatever cause I see fit, burning down Afghanistan, Iraq and Semolina, and Next years Home coming bon-fire at my high school.
