I do not anything by nintendo and all that stuff. please comment, idk how this chaper was
What Happens Behind the Kingdom's Walls
Luigi had just gotten off the phone with his girlfriend, Daisy, when he heard Mario yell for him, "Luigi! Luigi! Are you done talking to that whore of yours?"
Luigi went downstairs and confronted his brother, "She's not a whore. She's good and clean, and… well I love her."
"Oh you're gross. You don't even know what love is," said Mario rudely.
"I've dated that girl so many times; I could give you a ten page essay on what it is. Now what do you want?"
"Well Laura made dinner for us actually. It is 6 o'clock you know," said Mario. Laura was one of their maids; the two twin brothers are twenty one and living together in beautiful mansion. They inherited a lot of money from their recently deceased, rich grandma a few months ago.
"Already? I swear it was 4 o'clock a minute ago," Luigi said in shock.
"Well you obviously were talking to that stupid bitch for way too long. Ug, soon she's gonna cheat on you, and then you'll be crying, and don't even remind me about how you'll turn into the biggest hot mess ever," he whined.
Luigi hates it when Mario talks about Daisy that way. Besides, he's slept with her a few times, so it didn't make any sense why he would even think badly of her. Maybe it was because deep inside, Mario truly loved Daisy and was jealous of his brother. They made a cute couple, and Mario is definitely the fun, adventurous type, exactly what Daisy was looking for. Unfortunately though, she had her heart set on Luigi….. Probably.
Mario and Luigi walked into their dining room and took their seats directly across from each other. They were having roast beef tonight, a meal favored by their evil step-cousin.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Don't worry, you can still fantasize about your whore, I'll get it," said Mario.
"You son of a bitch," muttered Luigi.
"What?" asked Mario.
"Oh nothing," replied Luigi and started to eat his dinner.
Mario opened the door and who stood there? Wario, their step-cousin.
"Hello," said Mario, "I'm glad that you could come."
"Yes, well we need to talk," said Wario.
Mario and Wario walked into the dining room; Mario sat where he had been, and Wario sat in the middle chair.
Luigi almost choked on a bite of his food, though he managed to say, "Wario? What are you doing here?"
Mario replied and said, "Luigi, we need to speak with you about something."
"Oh God. You know, I don't think I'm going to like this. I may as well get drunk," Luigi said and then chugged his wine, "Laura? Refill please?" Laura took his glass and walked away.
"Ahem, this is about Waluigi. He has been insufferable lately, and I don't know what to do. All he ever does nowadays is whine for you, Luigi. Now I understand that the two of you were drunk when you fucked twice last week, but he just can't get you out of his head," said Wario.
Laura put down Luigi's now full glass, and left the bottle next to it.
"Ooohhh no. No, no, no. Why must this happen to me? I'd quit drinking if it weren't so fun," Luigi said, and then downed his glass of wine again.
"I hate asking this," Wario took a bite of roast beef and continued, "But do you mind going out with him? Maybe just a small date?"
Mario laughed and said, "You stupid idiot! You're dating the 'woman of your dreams,' but you also have a taste for men? That's hilarious! Wow you suck so much Luigi!"
"I can't do that! I'm not gay, and besides, Daisy is my one. She is the only person I need, and I love her with such passion, such lust. She is my beautiful girlfriend, and I will not so much as go near that disgusting creep!" Luigi stood up, and took the wine bottle with him, "This conversation is OVER!"
He ran upstairs to his room and slammed the door.
"So," said Mario, "That went well, huh?"
"Shit. Waluigi is going to be so pissed at me."
"I don't what to tell you. I guess you're pretty much screwed."
"I know. Unless….," he paused.
"Unless what?" asked Mario.
"Unless you sleep with Daisy. That ought to hurt Luigi. He'll be so miserable, he'll come crawling to my brother," explained Wario.
"Damn. I should've known I was being set up on that one. But you know what? I'll do it. He doesn't deserve her; I do, and once again, I'll show her a good time. No, a fantastic time. Mia bella, she will be mine."
I hope you people enjoyed this because I have more written, although, I wasn't sure how much to post and this was like my 1st story. (I wrote it a few months ago) Anyhoo, please review!
