I dedicate this story to Ivy and Daisy, my family kitten and puppy. If Daisy was never born, then this story would never exist. But she is and I hope you like it and find it funny!
P.S.- Final goodbye to our dearest baby, Ivy, who died last summer, by a car. ;'( WE LOVE AND MISS YOU IVY! 3
Idiots
"Ah, she is so cute! I just love her so much. I wish she was my girl," Ino squealed.
"I know right! She is the prettiest little girl I have ever laid eyes on! I just want to steal her away," Sakura practically yelled.
"Yeah, with those big, bright, brownish eyes of hers. And fuzzy little brown hair. Oh, I love it! She is just the cutest girl I've ever seen!" Ino, also, practically yelled.
"I'm so glad we're in the Akatsuki and can watch Konan and Nagato's little princess girl. I love it when they go on missions and we can watch her."
Ino rolled her eyes. "You repeated yourself, Forehead Girl."
"Oh shut up, Pig." Sakura rolled he eyes too.
"I want to hold her, Sakura," Ino exclaimed. "It's my turn!"
"Fine, fine, fine… here," she whined. "But she's in a little whinny mood and I think she's hungry as well."
She handed her the little girl and gave a pout like look.
"I don't care! I love her and I'll take good care of her in any way possible!" Ino walked over to a stand with a lot of food and gave the baby some. "Look how happy she gets when she sees my face."
"Yeah, a big pig like face."
"Hey! Shut up, Forehead, and let me concentrate on feeding her," Ino smiled at the baby. "I can't believe she's only six weeks old! Hardly any time to be away from her mommy."
"Yeah," Sakura said dreamily.
"Ah, she's so cute when she smiles."
Sakura rolled her eyes. "She's not smiling, she can't while you're feeding her!"
"Shut up, Forehead!"
They kept arguing nonsense things when Deidara walked in holding a baby girl and gave them both accusing looks.
"Hey."
They didn't even hear him, they were still arguing….
"Hey." That was a tad louder than before.
But they still argued….
"Hey!" He yelled that one.
"Hey!"
This time they stopped arguing and looked at Deidara.
"What do you want, brother?" Ino asked, clearly showing attitude; like usual.
"Yeah, Deidara-kun." Sakura said with no trace of attitude in her voice.
"You guys forgot to watch Ivy (our tiny family kitten my dad found outside; near our barn) and instead you two were watching some dog!" he yelled.
They both gave each other confused looks.
"Huh?" They said in unison. They both looked down in Ino's arms and looked at the really cute puppy dog.
"We weren't supposed to watch Daisy?" Ino asked still confused.
Deidara looked open eyed at his little sister and girlfriend. He blinked a few times.
"No," he said through gritted teeth.
"Oh." Sakura smiled, trying to hide her embarrassment, and rubbed her hand behind her head. She giggled.
"Our bad," Ino laughed. "Ha ha!"
"Oh my god. Why am I dating and related to two insanely stupid idiots? Oww!" he yelled when Ivy grabbed a, surprisingly, fist full of their hair in each hand… and pulled hard. As if that was her way to get back at the two idiots.
"Ahh!" They screamed in unison.
Deidara smiled at them and called Daisy, who was dropped on her little paws, but was fine. She happily ran over to him and started wagging her tail. As they walked out of the room, Deidara mumbled, "Let's get as far away from these two idiots as possible, Daisy."
She barked, wagging her tail, and trotted out with him.
Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed my stupid little idiot story! It was very fun to write and I had a lot of laughs. Even funnier, we found out that our little Ivy is a boy and not a girl. If anyone wants to see pictures of Daisy or Ivy then just send me a message and I'll tell you how to see pictures of them.
R.I.P. Ivy
