"Ooh! I LOVE this song! Turn it up!" Shock shouted excitedly as the song, "Whip It" blared through the radio. Lock looked at her bewildered as he sat back on the sofa of their Playroom. Shock liked Devo? Who knew?
"I said, 'Turn it up'!" Shock said, narrowing her eyes warningly.
"You better do what she says, Lock." Barrel teased from his place on the floor. Lock grumbled a response as he flipped the volume up a few notches.
Crack that whip
give the past the slip
step on a crack
break your momma's back
Shock jumped up from her seat and started singing along enthusiastically.
"When a problem comes along, you must…WHIP IT!"
Unfortunately for Lock and Barrel, they didn't expect Shock to suddenly, and violently flay her arms up, whacking them both. Lock's head jerked backwards with the contact of her hand hitting his nose, and Barrel's head swung sideways when Shock slapped his cheek.
Shock continued to sing as they held their faces in agony.
"My nose! I think you freakin' broke my nose!"
"Ah, it hurts!"
"When something's going wrong," Shock sang, blissfully unaware of her comrade's pain, "You must...WHIP IT!"
Shocks arms once again flew up as she hit Lock and Barrel. Lock fell to the floor this time, while Barrel had his head flung upwards, causing a stream of blood to shoot out of his nose.
Barrel dropped to the ground with Lock, covering his head protectively.
"For crying out loud, Shock, take the stupid radio and go!" Lock yelled, for his own sake. Shock huffed, as she took hold of the radio and placed it on her shoulder. She started to dance out of the room, but not before stepping on Lock's tail first. Lock growled unappreciatively as she swayed out of the room.
He turned to Barrel, who was wiping his nose. "Barrel, let's make sure she never hears that word again, okay?"
"Agreed."
A/N: This story is pretty pointless, I know, but I had to make it. I saw a picture of this on Deviantart . com and I thought it was funny. I'll post the link on my profile.
Disclaimer: I do not own NBC, Lock Shock or Barrel, or this idea. Just the writing.
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