disclamer: I do not own kingdom hearts.


Chapter 1.

(Roxas, Sora, Axel, Zexion, Saïx and Xemnas are walking to school.)

Roxas: "who do you think we will have as a teacher this year?"

Axel: "who cares?"

Sora and Roxas: "I do"

Xemnas: "I hope there stupid and let us get away with anything don't you Saïx"

Saïx: "yea"

Zexion: "we're nearly-"

Xemnas: "no one asked you go back to reading and shut up…o look we're nearly at school"

Zexion: "that's what I was going to say"

Xemnas: "did you hear something Saïx"

Saïx: "no nothing"

Sora: "come on Roxie we are in the same year let's go"

Roxas: "well done geniuses we are twins after all and don't call me that"

Sora: "sorry Roxie"

Roxas: "ok that's it I'm going to blank you for the rest of the day"

Axel: "ok Roxas and Sora you follow me I'll show the way I'm in your classes because I got held back a year got it Got it memorized"

Saïx: "typical Axel what did you do this time burn down the school?"

Axel: "no (pauses) Just the science block"

(All of them laughed [even Zexion!] apart from Axel)

Axel: "What! (More quietly) I like burning things…"

Zexion: "come on you lot or we will be late"

(They all walk in to the school and are stopped by the headmaster)

Headmaster: "names"

Roxas: "Roxas and this is Sora" (points to Sora)

Headmaster: "you may go through and Axel (sighs) how could I forget you"

Axel: "I know every loves me, Got it memorized"

Headmaster: "just hurry up!"

Axel: I'm going all ready, god"

Headmaster: "and you two are?"

Xemnas: "Xemnas and this is Saïx"

Headmaster: "ok in you go"

Xemnas: "well that was pointless wasn't it?"

Saïx: "yes it was wait were is Zexion?"

Xemnas: "I don't know probably to do his emo stuff"

(Zexion comes out of nowhere)

Zexion: "I AM NOT EMO!"

Xemnas: "ok ok sorry cough*but you are*cough"

Zexion: what did you say?"

Xemnas: "nothing but what was you doing"

Zexion: "were not was"

Xemnas: "just tell me"

Zexion: "hey look over there" (disappears)

Saïx: "I can't believe you fell for that"

Xemnas: "shut up!"


sorry if it was a bit short its my first story
please review.