A/N: This popped into my mind today and I just couldn't resist! Hope you like it, I know it made me LOL XD
*Ring ring!* *Ring ring!* *Ring ring!*
Winter: "Hello?"
Angelina: "Hey, Winter! What's up?"
Winter: "Oh hey, Angelina. Nothing much, I just finished with my workout. And you?"
Angelina: "Well, we're about to have an X-Men moviethon with Vel-Vel, wanna come over?"
Winter: "No can do, sugar pie. I have plans tonight and I gotta get ready."
Angelina: "What are you doing now?"
Winter (in her English accent): "I'm having a bubble bath."
Velvet: "What's she saying, what's she saying?"
Angelina (whispers): "She says she's having a bubble butt."
Velvet: "Oh...ok! Fair enough."
Angelina: "Ok darling, we'll leave you to it then. See you tomorrow?"
Winter: "Sure thing. Enjoy your moviethon!"
Angelina: "Thanks! And tell M.J. we said 'hi'."
Winter: "Will do. Wait...why? We'll all see her tomorrow."
Angelina: "No, I meant right now."
Winter: "How do you mean? What does Mickie have to do with anything?"
Angelina: "Well, she's with you, isn't she?"
Winter: "And why would you assume that, again? I'm alone in my room, FYI."
Velvet: "What'd she say?"
Angelina: "She says she's alone in her room."
Velvet (yelling into the receiver): "Alone, my ass! You're so busted!"
Winter: "What in the world? You people are going bananas."
Angelina: "Hey, not our fault if you can't cover up your indiscretions. You said you were having a bubble butt. Now, there's only two legitimate bubble butts that we know of. One of which is here with me, so guess what that leaves us with?"
Winter: "Bubble butt? Who said anything about a bubble butt? I said bubble BATH, you twit!"
Velvet: "What'd she say?"
Angelina: "That she's having a bubble bath."
Velvet: "Winter is having Mickie in a bubble bath... Nice work!" *Starts singing loudly* #Blow a bubble, green or red! Blow a bubble, over my head! Blow a bubble, yellow or blue! Blow a bubble, one or two...!# "And when I say 'blow', you know what I mean!"
Winter: "I heard that... And guess what...NO!"
Winter hangs up.
Angelina: "Winter? ... Winter? Hello? ... Winter!"
Velvet: "What happened?"
Angelina: "She hung up! Slut."
Velvet: "Oh, cut her some slack...she's too preoccupied with her bubble butt to think straight. Pun intended!"
Angelina: "You can say that again! So...moviethon?"
Velvet: "Let's do it!"
The End
So what do y'all think? Please review! :-D
