A/N I do not own link, navi, and whoever else appears in this story. Plz R&R
Link: Can't anyone get a nap around here without being told to save hyrule!
Navi: I don't think anyone can without a PILLOW!
Link: well I can't because YOU are using the only one as a poker palace
Navi: well where else am I exposed to have it!
Link: in the authors room
Navi: author?
Link: the one who's writing about us (points into a dark room where someone is typing on a computer)
Fdl: (sees him pointing) oh um hi I'm fierce deity link and I like pizza.
Navi: ooooh can you do us a favor?
Fdl: and that is?
Navi: putting us in the beginning of the game so this fic makes sense.
Link: yeah that would help a lot.
Fdl: fine gimme a sec. (starts typing a few things) ok lets start over.
In the beginning the kokiri forest
Gdt: Navi come hither.
Navi: yes?
Gdt: I fell terrible I miss taco johns
Navi: so you want me to go get taco johns for you?
Gdt: no go find the boy without a fairy and bring him here. Oh and also bring taco johns a nacho and a taco for me.
Navi: aww do I have to go to hyrule?
Gdt: no they just finished building one in the kokiri forest.
Navi: WOOHOO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO HYRULE! (goes to boy-without-fairy)
Navi: wake up
Link: zZzZzZz
Navi: wakey wakey eggs and bacy.
Link: zZzZzZzZz
Navi: WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!
Link: (wakes up and grabs a fly-swatter) AHHH! STUPID FLY! (starts whacking at Navi)
Navi: quit! I'm not a fly I'm a fairy!
Link: oh well what do you want I was dreaming about taco johns.
Navi: the great deku tree needs your help and he also needs taco johns.
Link: okdokie (gets dressed and heads outside)
Saria: Hi link!
Link: hi saria (slides down ladder)
Saria: Link you finally got a guardian fairy! Congratulations!
Link: Thanks Saria. And I know something
Saria: and that is?
Link: I know you were in my house last night watching me sleep
Saria: u-u m-m-m-m I … I… don't … k-k-know wh-a-a-at you are t-t-alking about
Link: (shows camera)
Saria: um well about that (whispers something in links ear)
Link: O.O
Saria: yeah
Link: well I got to go the deku tree summoned me.
Saria: aww lucky can I come?
Link: (talks to Navi for a second) sure if you wanna.
Chapter has now finish please Review and new chapter up soon.
