A/N I do not own link, navi, and whoever else appears in this story. Plz R&R

Link: Can't anyone get a nap around here without being told to save hyrule!

Navi: I don't think anyone can without a PILLOW!

Link: well I can't because YOU are using the only one as a poker palace

Navi: well where else am I exposed to have it!

Link: in the authors room

Navi: author?

Link: the one who's writing about us (points into a dark room where someone is typing on a computer)

Fdl: (sees him pointing) oh um hi I'm fierce deity link and I like pizza.

Navi: ooooh can you do us a favor?

Fdl: and that is?

Navi: putting us in the beginning of the game so this fic makes sense.

Link: yeah that would help a lot.

Fdl: fine gimme a sec. (starts typing a few things) ok lets start over.

In the beginning the kokiri forest

Gdt: Navi come hither.

Navi: yes?

Gdt: I fell terrible I miss taco johns

Navi: so you want me to go get taco johns for you?

Gdt: no go find the boy without a fairy and bring him here. Oh and also bring taco johns a nacho and a taco for me.

Navi: aww do I have to go to hyrule?

Gdt: no they just finished building one in the kokiri forest.

Navi: WOOHOO I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO HYRULE! (goes to boy-without-fairy)

Navi: wake up

Link: zZzZzZz

Navi: wakey wakey eggs and bacy.

Link: zZzZzZzZz

Navi: WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!

Link: (wakes up and grabs a fly-swatter) AHHH! STUPID FLY! (starts whacking at Navi)

Navi: quit! I'm not a fly I'm a fairy!

Link: oh well what do you want I was dreaming about taco johns.

Navi: the great deku tree needs your help and he also needs taco johns.

Link: okdokie (gets dressed and heads outside)

Saria: Hi link!

Link: hi saria (slides down ladder)

Saria: Link you finally got a guardian fairy! Congratulations!

Link: Thanks Saria. And I know something

Saria: and that is?

Link: I know you were in my house last night watching me sleep

Saria: u-u m-m-m-m I … I… don't … k-k-know wh-a-a-at you are t-t-alking about

Link: (shows camera)

Saria: um well about that (whispers something in links ear)

Link: O.O

Saria: yeah

Link: well I got to go the deku tree summoned me.

Saria: aww lucky can I come?

Link: (talks to Navi for a second) sure if you wanna.

Chapter has now finish please Review and new chapter up soon.