Light Yagami was sick and tired of being called Kira.

He had been watched on cameras, kept in a room for months, and then was chained to an annoying insomniac.

He had had enough.

"…So," L finished "There is a 79% chance that you are, or once were, Kira."

Light glared at him.

"What's wrong, angry that you have been found out?" L asked him. "80%"

Light Yagami snapped.

"I swear to God L, if you call me Kira one more time, I WILL bite you." He hissed.

L raised an eyebrow.

"Bite me? There is now a 85% chance that you are Kir- AHH!"

The men all watched as L walked in, a hand over his neck, looking extremely annoyed, and a triumphant looking Light following behind him. L removed his hand from his neck and saw a red liquid covering his hand.

"89%" L grumbled.