"Today is Tobi's birthday, Senpai!"
"I know Tobi, yeah."
Tobi happily flailed his arms.
The two Akatsuki members sat in the lounge, side by side at the small bar Hidan had made while he was going through his 'Carpentry' phase.
Tobi spun around in his seat drinking warm milk, while Deidara quietly sipped his Sake.
"Tobi made a list of things he wanted."
Deidara sighed. "You know you're probably just going to get one little thing, right Tobi? You're a grown man, you don't need to act so Childish, yeah."
Tobi shrugged. "Here, Tobi shall read the list to you!"
Deidara sighed. "No, Tobi, I don't need to hear the l-"
"A magical pony, a faerie, rainbows, a choo-choo train, a teddybear, and a Puppy."
---
Somewhere else in the world, a pink haired girl sneezed as Tobi said
'Puppy.
"...Someones talking about me!" She said brightly.
---
Deidara sighed once more.
"Good luck with that, yeah." he said.
Tobi stood up. "Tobi is going to go find Itachi-san."
"Un." Was all Deidara said in reply.
After Tobi left, there was un awkward silence.
But the silence was ended when Hidan screamed: "DAMN IT TO HELL, KISAME, YOU ALLWAYS WIN!"
Deidara turned to see Hidan and Kisame playing some sort of racing game on the Gamecube.
Kisame chuckled.
"Damn fish stick! You cheated!"
"Did not!"
"Did to!"
Deidara left the room before losing his sanity completely.
---
When Tobi found Itacbi, he was holed up in his room playing a gameboy.
"Itachi-san?"
"Itachi-san? Tobi is here!" Tobi announced.
"Quiet. I'm facing a gym leader. No time to talk." Itachi said, not taking his eyes off the gameboy.
"Itachi-san, Tobi wishes to tell you what he wants for his birthday."
"NO! PIDGEOTO FAINTED!"
Itachi began to hyperventilate and began pressing the buttons on the gameboy wildly.
Tobi stared in fear and slowly stepped out of the room, slightly scarred for life.
No wonder Itachi-san is going blind! Tobi thought.
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Tobi walked along the hall, and stopped when he noticed Konan walking by.
"Konan-chan!" He said merrily.
"Hm? Oh hi Tobi. Today's your...birthday, right?" she said, stopping to face Tobi.
Pein watched the two from a distance.
"YESITIS." Tobi yelled merrily.
"Tobi doesn't have any presents yet, though."
"Ah, yes. Well, here's my present to you." Konan said, giving a small smile.
She pulled out a peice of oragami paper, and folded it.
After she was done, it looked like Tobi waving his hand in the air.
Tobi squealed merrily. "Thank you Konan-chan! Tobi loves it!"
The blue haired girl smiled.
Pein walked closer, trying to be unnoticed.
Tobi turned to see Pein. "Hello Leader-sama!"
Konan frowned. "Pein, where you stalking me again?" She said slightly irritated.
"Nooo...if you mean following you around and watching everything you do, then nope. Just...walking." He said, brushing past the two.
Konan sighed. "Wait up," she muttered, jogging after Pein.
Tobi blinked in confusion.
---
Later that night, Tobi and the other Akatsuki sat around a large table.
"As you all know, it's Tobi's birthday today." Pein stated.
There were several grunts.
"Those who have presents, give them to him now."
Zetsu handed Tobi a venus flytrap.
Hidan gave him a peice of paper that said: Happy Fricking Birthday
Kakuzu gave him a wallet. "So you can keep your money safe."
Itachi was still playing Pokemon on his gameboy, twitching an muttering to Himself in a high-pitched voice.
Kisame merely stared at him. "...I kinda forgot."
Pein gave Tobi a penny, since it was shiny.
And Deidara gave him a clay unicorn.
"I just want you to know I died a little bit on the inside making this for you, yeah." Deidara muttered.
Tobi grinned. "Thank you, Senpai and others!"
The 'others' grunted, escept for Konan, who just shrugged.
"Tobi is going to go play with his horsie now." Tobi announced, skipping off.
(( x3 Well, yeah. That's the first story. Please rate and review:D ))
